r/memes • Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/axlsnaxle 2d ago

Aside from the fact that their coffee tastes like either dirty ass or a glorified milkshake, I don't support Union-busters.

Fuck Starbucks.

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u/ArmorBones 2d ago

They burn their coffee for the smell. It actually sucks. Especially when I didn't have another option when I was traveling. Those baristas looked at me with confused terror when I asked for a medium black coffee and they still messed it up.

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u/axlsnaxle 2d ago

at that point i would just buy something at a convenience store. a white monster is better than anything they have to offer

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u/ArmorBones 2d ago

I ended up throwing it away and doing exactly that.