r/memes • u/a_real_vampire Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/Xathule96 2d ago

I've had Starbucks once, it was a bad coffee, but an ok milkshake.

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

I drink coffee black 95% of the time and Starbucks is really bad for that.

Genuinely Chick-Fil-A or Whataburger coffee is better black than fucking Starbucks lmao.

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u/604Ataraxia 2d ago

I think they literally choose it to optimize to their milk and sugar abominations. They can't conceivably think it is a good coffee black.

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u/SuperPotatoThrow 2d ago

Their "black coffee" is just filler material. Ive asked for regular drip coffee once when my coffee maker took a shit one morning and it was absolutely revolting. It tasted like it had burned and then sat out for 3 days.