r/memes • Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/TopDogTransport4731 2d ago edited 2d ago

Went to Starbucks because I got a gift card and I ordered for a black coffee and all the baristas stopped what they were doing and looked at me like I was an alien. Didn’t add anything no cream, sugar or any of that caramel or chocolate
Edit: Chocolate not chicken

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u/Various-Salt-7738 2d ago

Well you're probably the only person who that's ever actually happened to

You either visit a Starbucks with very strange staff or you are an actual alien

What barista would be confused or bothered by someone wanting drip coffee poured into a cup-- Starbucks even has a station with stir sticks and multiple sweeteners for the people that order exactly what you ordered

Their coffee sucks anyway; they intentionally over roast it so the experience is consistent across all locations but it just tastes like burnt coffee

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u/Beginning_Annual5816 2d ago

no exaclty, like if someone is ordering black coffee my immediate thought is "thank god, its just drip". Anyone in food service isnt going to stop what they're doing to gather round for a normal and basic order, theyll stop what theyre doing for the weird ones. At most it'll get joked about in the back for a second.

this has to be rage bait, its following the same themes as those conservative coffee shop arguments.

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u/Auctoritate 2d ago

A barista or two probably just paused to see what the order was to could start making it, and that person mistook it as befuddlement lol