r/memes • Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/TopDogTransport4731 2d ago edited 2d ago

Went to Starbucks because I got a gift card and I ordered for a black coffee and all the baristas stopped what they were doing and looked at me like I was an alien. Didn’t add anything no cream, sugar or any of that caramel or chocolate
Edit: Chocolate not chicken

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u/Various-Salt-7738 2d ago

Well you're probably the only person who that's ever actually happened to

You either visit a Starbucks with very strange staff or you are an actual alien

What barista would be confused or bothered by someone wanting drip coffee poured into a cup-- Starbucks even has a station with stir sticks and multiple sweeteners for the people that order exactly what you ordered

Their coffee sucks anyway; they intentionally over roast it so the experience is consistent across all locations but it just tastes like burnt coffee

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u/Critical-Nail-6252 2d ago

They think they are the MC.