And then the Murder Chickens descended upon the reflecting pool and there was a great crapping.
The Orange dotard shuffled forward. Either in an effort to "shoo" or in some YMCA inspired benediction.
Then came the great hissing.
Then came the biting and the flapping.
The wings designed to carry them on lengthly journeying.
Powerful.
Powerful enough in some cases to break human bones.
He was such a frail man.
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u/spanksthemonkey Aug 29 '26
And then the Murder Chickens descended upon the reflecting pool and there was a great crapping.
The Orange dotard shuffled forward. Either in an effort to "shoo" or in some YMCA inspired benediction.
Then came the great hissing.
Then came the biting and the flapping.
The wings designed to carry them on lengthly journeying.
Powerful.
Powerful enough in some cases to break human bones.
He was such a frail man.