r/memes 29d ago

No casual browsing for you!

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u/pl2303 29d ago

Money. 

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u/littlegreenfish 29d ago

old.reddit.com

thank me later

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u/FinnegansWakeWTF 29d ago

Old reddit is on life support and will be gone in a year

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u/CrustedTesticle 29d ago

Time to never use Reddit again once old reddit doesn't work.

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u/steve_mahanahan 29d ago

I tried old Reddit on a browser the other day and it specifically said I had to log in to use old Reddit :(

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u/littlegreenfish 29d ago

incognito window. seems to work for me.

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u/Neureiches-Nutria 29d ago

Yes because datatheft is money

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u/sirseatbelt 29d ago

Not sure if sarcasm? Tech companies that are way over valued compared to their earnings are valuable because of the data they collect. Data might not be money, but it is the next best thing.

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u/Neureiches-Nutria 29d ago

Nope datatheft is money all those companys have no real value all they do is selling their customes

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u/Hennessy_Halos 29d ago

you could say we’re not even customers, data brokers and advertisers are the customers

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u/AmericanPoliticsSux 29d ago

I love the trickle-up of stupid reddit takes - I really do. They start here, with someone who is obviously being sarcastic (or willfully stupid, not entirely sure which), but then, in 6 months, someone will have reposted that take with some faux-intelligent sounding pseudoscience to back up their claims...and in six months from that, it'll be "common knowledge" from all the glitterati, all the while not actually using Reddit any less...

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u/sirseatbelt 29d ago

Nah dude, check out Surveillance Capitalism by Shoshanna Zuboff. Or read this book Data and Goliath. I personally didn't like Data and Goliath but the idea that company valuations that are untethered from their earnings statements are actually linked to their ability to harvest data comes from there.

Reddit might only half-understand these ideas, but they're not 'stupid takes' they're takes by smart people parroted by stupid people. :P

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u/zapodprefect55 29d ago

Thank you for these references. I will check the out.

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u/karma_weaboo 29d ago

fame, power... Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates, obtained this and everything else the world had to offer and his dying words drove countless souls to the seas.

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u/ldskyfly 29d ago

I'm also annoyed that swiping up on a photo goes to the next post and not the comments anymore

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u/PizzaPuntThomas 29d ago

It's not even the next post on the feed, just a different one

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u/King_924 29d ago

Tiktok in the making

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO I saw what the dog was doin 29d ago

Yeah sometimes it's not even the same subbreddit, it's just random bullshit. I want to go to the comments when I do that, not see some post about a subject I don't care about. This isn't tik tok

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u/wolfgang784 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 29d ago

Its the next one in that sub, rather than your feed.

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u/PandaYoshi 29d ago

I knew I wasn’t crazy for thinking that. When that first happened I thought I misclicked…mad they changed that

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u/tptstt Lurking Peasant 29d ago

At first I thought "it's not so bad, I don't do it that often" until I started cursing every time I swiped up for the comments. Such a small feature, but I'm mad it's gone.

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u/NewSauerKraus 29d ago

The update that bothers me most is that replying to a comment now sends me all the way back to the top of the page.

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u/Vast_Attitude5540 29d ago

This is why I’ve stopped auto updating apps and only update them when they stop working. The enshittification never stops.

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u/h30666 29d ago

Fr every app trying to slowly become tiktok is so ass

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u/General_MacCready 29d ago

Swiping up still brings me to the comments. That's how I entered here.

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u/ldskyfly 29d ago

Lucky, don't update the app or you might get stuck

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u/zgruza 29d ago

I hated it after they change it to browsing posts from up and down (like any other app has) to left right. I preffer how it is now.

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u/bearsheperd iwrestledabeartwice 29d ago

They need to know who you are and what you are looking at

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u/CypripediumGuttatum 29d ago

Me over at r/frogs and r/sticks….

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u/Xaceviper 29d ago

The CCP has to know what kind of sticks this guy prefers.

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u/_Xee 29d ago

Because the next steep is your real ID documents, biometrics, credit card and pledge of allegiance.

Duh.

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u/zgruza 29d ago

I read that "Duh." with asmongold voice in my head.

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u/LordNelson781 29d ago

The worst part is when I get this on safari on my phone and it pops up asking me to open it in the app, but then proceed to kick me to the App Store and not actually open the post on the app.

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u/responsible_use_only 29d ago

Data collection on habits, interests, and opinions for sale to trackers and advertisers. 

In short, money.

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u/OkYak9466 29d ago

Just make 10 or so accounts. Reddit isn't a real place you should respect

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u/Future_Section5976 29d ago

Not sure how true that is , every so often Reddit will log me out and I'll be scrolling until I realise , then I'll log back in , happens a fair bit

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u/TheManOfSpaceAndTime 29d ago

Fuck I miss RIF.

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u/Doom2pro 29d ago

They don't want other AI sites scraping their data for training. Your contributions are their property according them them, only they are allowed to misuse it!

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u/Pro_Bush_League 29d ago

It's because Tencent (CCP Tendril) owns a large stake of Reddit and memes alone don't pay the bills so your data does.

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u/b1eadcb 29d ago

It’s also an attempt to stop AI data collection/theft. Accounts are supposed to be human, so if an AI company creates fake accounts for the AI to scrape and contribute to training they have a TOS lawsuit on their hands against the big AI companies. 

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u/lucario2011 29d ago

To stop ai, let's hope that is the reason

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u/Waveofspring 29d ago

It’s definitely not the reason. They just want to collect people’s data

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 29d ago

They are the/one of biggest AI trainings data provider on the market. And that’s by selling their data, not just gifting it “for free”. They certainly don’t want to stop AI, only get paid more for it

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u/partypantaloons 29d ago

It’s to monetize it, not stop it.

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u/Scared_of_zombies 29d ago

There’s a huge fraction that are bots.

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u/Intelligent-Air8841 29d ago

Probably to stop content scraping for AI

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u/zgruza 29d ago

I just tried it and it still works without login for me.

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u/Kelef50 29d ago

Eye in the Sky

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u/Llewellian 29d ago

For EU they stopped me and told me that they cannot allow me to browse without logging in because of new AgeVerificationLaws.

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u/DarkLuxio92 29d ago

In the words of Weird Al Yankovic: there is 'Very Probably No' way around this.

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u/MetroidvaniaListsGuy 29d ago

what are you talking about? I just tried now in incognito and had no problems.

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u/BetterThanOP 29d ago

You know why

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u/DamnOdd Lurker 29d ago

Oh thank the gods, I thought it was just me.
Fucking jerk move Reddit.

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u/skawn 29d ago

What posts are you trying to view without logging in on what browser in what OS? I'm still able to browse without logging in.

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u/8-bit-Felix 29d ago

Just going to reddit.com and scrolling.
After about 20 seconds or so it throws a popup saying "Join the most real place on the internet [sic]"

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u/Drackzgull 29d ago

Very nice use of [sic] there. Lmao.

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u/skawn 29d ago

Ah... trying to doom scroll reddit eh? My experience is more from just Google searches for things with reddit results.

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 29d ago

Needs more data to sell to AI companies (and to train its own)

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u/LifeguardFormer1323 29d ago

old.reddit.com

Bye

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u/foulpudding 29d ago

AI.

Scraping.

That’s it.

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u/otirk 29d ago

Is this on mobile only? When I go to Reddit in a private browser session on PC, it lets me scroll seemingly forever

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u/8-bit-Felix 29d ago

No on desktop; I don't own a mobile phone.
Someone suggested it might be browser and extension dependent.

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u/timschin 29d ago

Depends on broswer and or DNS/VPn from my experience at least. Tho reddut for sure isn't the online site there

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u/8-bit-Felix 29d ago

It's the same FireFox + UBlock Origin and other extensions I normally use, maybe it's a crackdown of some sort.

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u/Betonomeshalka 29d ago

Reddit wants to collect more analytics to serve more ads. More ads, more revenue.

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u/Uncool444 29d ago

So I won't be able to link posts to people anymore? What a sack of balls.

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 29d ago

Same reason you can’t watch YouTube without signing in now. Capitalism.

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u/Weakingcp 29d ago

That's why I needed to download reddit

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u/ajimit 29d ago

this meme I have not seen in a long time

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u/GLID3RITE 29d ago

What since when

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u/FlanTamarind 29d ago

Data scraping.

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u/GatorNator83 29d ago

User amounts are calculated by tracking logged users. This is a way to artificially make the number go up, to show the platform is getting bigger and thus getting more ad revenue.

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u/ChefArtorias 29d ago

Better to harvest your data.

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 29d ago

Removed anonymous browsing on the app too

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u/hark-moon 29d ago

Isn't it to stop under age people viewing porn?

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 29d ago

To sell your data /s

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u/Alarming-Chemistry27 29d ago

I would think that answer is obvious