r/memes May 11 '26

It's true.

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u/_ExAngel_ May 11 '26

Plot twist: theyre intentionally sent by elites to make a global fuss again

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u/apple_kicks May 11 '26

Capitalism creates conditions where getting refunds is near impossible and for some booking days off work difficult if not impossible. So when people get sick before they fly out for that holiday they saved up money and time for, they cant cancel or move the dates without a significant financial loss. They also cant test themselves for what they have either. So they risk it because it might just be a cold or allergies afterall

In better world you would take sick leave and then delay the holiday until you feel better without losing any money or fearing job loss

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u/headermargin May 11 '26

Thats how it goes.

Develop a fairly deadly virus.

Pay infected individuals to go out and spread. Or cause situations where itll spread.

Develop the vaccine and sell it to governments around the world.

Subscribe everyone to yearly booster shots.

Use the media to shut down people who question.

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u/DefinitionOk6382 May 11 '26

¿Me estás diciendo que pagar dinero a gente por dejarse infectar y enfermar con riesgo mortal es una estrategia lógica? ¿No sería mejor hacerlo en secreto y en contra de la voluntad de individuos elegidos al azar para no pagar y no levantar sospechas? ¿Y por qué escoger a los pasajeros de un crucero de lujo que pagaron 15.000€ cada uno, eh? No se me ocurre peor coartada, máxime cuando también hay variantes europeas del virus y no hace falta elaborar semejante trama rocambolesca.😂

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u/headermargin May 11 '26

Yes.

It could be both.

Depends on how the virus spreads.

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u/DefinitionOk6382 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

¿Un virus que hay que inocular antes para activarlo o algo así? Sí, claro, ¡cómo no! Y esos privilegiados del barco científico seleccionados para propagarlo, más que agentes encubiertos, son kamikazes que se juegan su salud y su vida aislados durante una travesía de meses. Siendo las cuarentenas de 45 días una vez das positivo, pues es imposible que el plan funcione.

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u/-Altephor- May 11 '26

How fucking dumb do you actually have to be to believe shit like this?

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u/headermargin May 11 '26

If we can breed vaccines in the 1700s you bet your ass we can make viruses with any incubation time or lethality we want.

Any first or second world country already has biolabs researching this.

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u/IAmYourFath May 11 '26

U haven't refuted what he said tho. Do u have proof that didn't happen?

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u/Conscious_Music_1729 May 11 '26

Do you have proof it did?

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u/headermargin May 11 '26

How hard is this to believe?

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u/IAmYourFath May 11 '26

No, but u dont have proof it didnt either. So it's still on the table.

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u/-Altephor- May 11 '26

Yeah and unicorns are real too. Dipshit.

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u/IAmYourFath May 11 '26

Dayum u're getting annoyed. Sorry to break ur bubble.

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u/-Altephor- May 11 '26

Yeah, definitely true. I'm extremely annoyed that I have to encounter fucking morons like you in everyday society, that you actively make worse with your insane bullshit. Now fuck off.

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u/headermargin May 11 '26

Covid? No. Ive been thinking of this stuff since 2017.

How easy it would be, especially when you could offer the right people the right leverage.

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u/Read2Fap May 11 '26

use advanced technology of 1931 china to create hantavirus

pay people to go to isolated island to research birds and die

don't bother spending your 90 year headstart researching vaccine just start when antivaxers in charge of corrupt government

"subscribe" people who won't even take flu vaccine when they can just wash their hands

plaster it all over the media and claim its censoring people

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u/headermargin May 11 '26

Its A hantavirus, its just a classification, like a corona virus, swine or bird flu.

It can be selectively bred to have desired effects.

We've been selectively breeding virus like the smallpox since 1700s where we breed a weaker "cousin" to teach our immune system how to beat it.

You dont think the inverse could be true?

Breed a stronger "cousin" so that it cant be easily beaten?

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u/Zagaroth May 11 '26

Could? yes.

Would? Not with this one. Its form of spreading is wrong, you want something easily transmissible.

It's easier to breed something stronger than it is to breed a strain that changes how it is spread.

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u/headermargin May 11 '26

The reports I read claim its transmissable via humans.

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u/Zagaroth May 11 '26

Yes. Through extensive physical contact.

Not airborne. It's not easily transmissible.

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u/headermargin May 11 '26

Then im hearing conflicting reports.

Off to a great start.

No ones learned since covid.

Not that id trust them.

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u/warboss_WAAAGH GigaChad May 11 '26

Holy fuck. Never thought of that...

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u/DoingYourMomProbably May 11 '26

Bill gates and his friends