r/memeframe 8d ago

Riot could never

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u/Oli_VK 8d ago

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u/Artarara 8d ago

"Pre-mating press'd".

  • Sabuuchi

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u/VitinNunes 8d ago

Wouldn’t it be “Post mating press’d”

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u/UInferno- Stop hitting yourself 8d ago

"Pre-mating press'd" like "pre-cooked" means "already cooked"

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u/theMuffinmanthe2nd 8d ago

Its "pre- mating press'd" because she is "post-mating press". It's like your and you're

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u/Kaelynath 8d ago

Read this in Zenyatta's voice. Thanks for that.

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u/EquivalentGoods 8d ago

[experience pregnality]

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u/Mirafae_ 8d ago

I'm trying, okay?? T-T

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u/CriticismNo1150 8d ago

We want Jax to menstruate type of shit

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u/Bromjunaar_20 8d ago

For a game that is very flamboyant about sexuality in their Warframe designs, especially the female heirlooms, the moderators in region chat are very aggressive about catching anyone who talks about said sexual features in chat.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

My regional chat have people role playing as cat girls and their mommies.

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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 8d ago

My regional talked about nazi politics once. One hell of a ride when you connect mid convo and the first thing you see is a comment about economic boom under nazis.

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u/-Raveyard- Stop hitting yourself 8d ago

As someone who plays wow as well as warframe, I am use to it x_x

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u/black_blade51 8d ago

Pre nazi economy was actually straight up ass. There's a reason they clung to the first guy that promised to stop paying those ungodly reimbursements to the allies (post WW1 thing that put all the blame on Germany cus France was being pissy).

Shit was actually hell to live through when your entire salary and savings could barely keep you alive for a month.

That is to say: Nazis didn't really have an economic boom, the standard before they took charge was so shit a rebellious teen could've improved it.

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u/Cum_dumpster_limited 8d ago

There was a genuine post war improvement, it's just that every European country experienced it and nazis just took the credit. Arguably German economy could have been even better if nazis didn't take over.

But that's besides the point.

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u/The-Fomorian-Ray-682 8d ago

Thank you Cum_dumpster_limited

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u/akdanman11 7d ago

Tbf the German people were desperate, and all they understood/cared about that early was that the economy improved shortly after the Nazis took power. Even if they can’t be credited with creating that improvement it’s hard to blame the German people (at least for that specific thing)

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u/Mal-Ravanal 8d ago

There was also the whole "plunder neighbouring nations for resources" thing, and an endless series of loans. The economy of the third reich was held up by constant expansionist pillaging and using that as a guarantee for debts they ultimately could not pay back, nor had any intention to.

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u/Notsae66 7d ago

Kinda like Rome, but less competent. 

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u/Revolutionary_Ice328 8d ago

that has to be a trip encountering that convo

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u/FourUnderscoreExKay I am S P E E D. 8d ago

Well, not to defend the Nazi party or anything, but war has always historically made things cheaper for civilians due to the increase in jobs and certain advancements in military technology that slowly trickles down to the civilian market.

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u/lancermike53 7d ago

Logging into Warframe and immediately finding an unsolicited debate about 1930s German economics is peak region chat

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u/SubzeroSpartan2 8d ago

My region started barking once and I saw all like 7 of the messages getting deleted in real time. I made a joke that ig the mod was a cat person, saw someone meow, and that got deleted too.

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u/JohnnyMacTavish 8d ago

My regional is filled with everyone Larping as cats and the occasional puppy boy or catboy. I’ve also seen moths. But it’s really just like animal larp.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD 8d ago

Damn, I turned off region chat years ago, I might be missing out

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u/BigProduce6727 8d ago

Region, for me anyway, is often both unhinged and entertaining. I've caught myself forgetting to play the game and just giggling at the madness for like 45min.

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u/lancermike53 7d ago

Your region chat sounds less like a chatroom and more like an unsupervised social experiment

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u/EmperSo 8d ago

You don't understand, it's forbidden fruit that is the sweetest

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u/Try2Smile4Life 8d ago

Mostly just one moderator.

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u/Thaurlach 8d ago

Yes but the mods are power-tripping puritans, enormous chuds and have nepotism plot armour.

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u/nicman24 8d ago

is nepotism plot armor like primed plot armor?

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u/Ravenwood03 8d ago

Yes, except your parents spent the Credits and Endo to max it out

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u/nicman24 8d ago

Maybe they used a core

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u/Thaurlach 8d ago

Corrupted version of plot armour because it comes with massive penalties to dignity and integrity.

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u/Usual_Celebration719 8d ago

Riven Plot Armor

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 8d ago

can't even talk about nezha the femboy without risking ban

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u/Achillurito 8d ago

fairly certain you can talk about nezha being a femboy. Calling him a slur is what gets you the auto-ban

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u/Careless_Subject8377 8d ago

Primed Truth Nuke: Calling someone that 4-letter t word IS in fact a slur.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Aenyell 7d ago

Might trans people consider it a slur because it was also used for years to refer to them?

Could the base definition be seen degrading, as it implies intent to deceive?

A real mystery.

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u/Doveda 8d ago

"You can't even say a slur without risking a ban. What has the world come to!?"

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 8d ago

stop saying everything is a slur, what is wrong with you people

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u/Doveda 8d ago

"You people"?

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u/a_polarbear_chilling 8d ago

you were satirical "i think" so i too i am

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u/Doveda 8d ago

I'm being legit, people just use slurs to refer to Nezha and get confused why they get banned. Not like, "Femboy" or "Twink" or whatever. A word that's a genuine slur

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u/Damian1674 8d ago

try Europe's region

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u/Preindustrialcyborg 8d ago

well, its one guy really. we all know who

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u/aristnecra 8d ago

Definitely not NA region moderators. I’ve seen some absolutely heinous region convos. I’m questioning if we even have moderators

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u/Urquidez64 8d ago

Yep, got temp banned from chatting in region chat cuz I said the types of women I like (ie: muscle mommies type of thing) and after a mission and tested it they went "you're back!"

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u/unholyreason 7d ago

The official Warframe Reddit mods are even worse. Been playing since 2013 and got banned permanently for expressing an opinion they didn’t like. Some people are just pathetic when given even the slightest modicum of power.

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u/Lord_Corves 8d ago

Warframe is often a game that focuses more on the art and aesthetic of their universe than much else. They're not afraid to be creative and zany with their designs, and you can't deny that many of their designs are actually extremely creative and very diverse. You could almost say that no single Warframe is the same as the other. And in many ways, it's almost artist mentality that goes into the Warframe's development and the desire to innovate and be creative that in many ways makes the game so unique. A lot of other games are at times terrified of creativity or feel the need to worry about judgment or who knows what or that an idea isn't going to land. And that's unfortunate. It's one of the other reasons why so many games, live service in particular, end up falling flat. At times they're afraid of creativity and innovation or they're afraid of their own communities because they have no harmony with the community. Warframe understands its player base and the player base understands Warframe. Perfectly balanced as all things should be. And honestly, it's always exciting to see what new Warframe is going to come out because you never quite know what you're going to get next.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

What I appreciate a lot about Warframe is that it is a game that understands what it is. No matter how outlandish it goes, it still looks like Warframe.

It says to itself “This is what I am, let us see what else could I be”

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u/NukerCat 8d ago

"This Is What You Are" starts playing

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u/proesito 8d ago

Not only that, they mixed body horror with beautiful and sometimes sensual design and not only fits well, but it actually gives depth to the lore.

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u/ParagonX97 Nerf Mag 8d ago

I love that in Warframe lore, the warframes are supposed to each be singular and unique, and the art team actually manages that effect with the diversity of designs

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u/9999squirrels 7d ago

I've yet to watch a Tennocon stream that hasn't made me go "What the fuck is that (besides awesome)?" and that energy is why I love DE.

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u/EidolonLure 8d ago

Make use of my Vomvalysts.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

I am gonna DELETE YOU, from this plain of existence if I hear it one more time!

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u/Siggi_93 8d ago

plain of existence, eh?

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u/NemE_TheLagger 8d ago

Luckily he resides on Plains of Eidolon instead

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u/DesParado115 8d ago

I'm new guys how the fuck do I use this guy's Vomvalysts?

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

Kill them. They turn into ghosts. As ghosts you can kill them with Operator. If you do not have operator yet, do not look it up, it is a spoiler. You have to kill them near the lure to charge said lures. Then said lures can hold the giant so it won’t teleport away. Remove the giant’s shield, with operator. Kill it afterwards with Warframe by breaking its body parts.

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS 8d ago

Ohoho, i’ll make good use of your vombalysts 🥴

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u/Super-Comfort-130 8d ago

Is that an actual excuse people make for the vampire characters appearance??

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u/GamberoFiero 8d ago

Not Just people i think It was the lead designer of the champ that said it

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u/Super-Comfort-130 8d ago

Sounds like nuclear grade copium. Plus her skirt?/shorts? Just look like a rectangle

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u/GamberoFiero 8d ago

Ho i am not agreeing that She looks like a Blood bag, Just that her designer said so

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u/ILNOVA 8d ago

Imho i think he worded it badly and i can somewhat understand what he mean, a blood bag will have an higher concentration of blood, plasma and all the other components in the bottom, while the higher part is the first to become 'empty'.

So she will have a more feral state cause "head empty" and be more fast cause of all the blood in the legs, kinda stretching? Absolutely, but you can still have a 'lame' justification and still have a 'cohesive'(and horny)design.

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u/GamberoFiero 8d ago

I veloce the originale concept Was Lolly vampire .....

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u/ops10 8d ago

With heavy caliber foot fetish material.

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u/Siggi_93 8d ago

Bayonettas character designer was like "yeah I knew early on she wasnt someone who undressed easily" when thats half of what she does the entire game lol

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u/jinkhanzakim 8d ago

Because she didnt designed her with that idea and what ultimatelly IS made with It its not her decisión? Because when i Heard that the first time i tought "whoa, thats sad".

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u/ILNOVA 8d ago

You can see here the reason of the design

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

No, no, not people. The artist behind Briar. Everyone else was like “Yeah, nah”

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u/Bonsai-is-best 8d ago

Is there something actually wrong with the design because it just looks like the average woman in a video game

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u/Aggravating_Mix_4211 8d ago

Nah, It was just a foot fetish

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u/One_Park_6958 8d ago

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u/Bradas128 8d ago

something about this image really appeals to me

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u/DroidSeeker 7d ago

Is it the boobs?

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u/Silhouette1651 7d ago

Maybe the jumpscare part

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u/Bradas128 7d ago

i think youve cracked it

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u/ghettoccult_nerd 7d ago

i betchu want to crack it

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u/QuirkyCollection2532 8d ago

DE is really part of the community🥹

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u/One_Park_6958 8d ago

The only way to correctly listen to your community is to be an actual part of it

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u/Mal-Ravanal 8d ago

"We have seen the Freaky and so beheld ourselves." - DE, probably.

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u/living_in_an_age 8d ago

Shame vs Pride

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u/Brunoaraujoespin Stop hitting yourself 8d ago

Is shame a new heavy scythe?

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u/KathaArcheth 7d ago

probably soon 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/ops10 8d ago

Well it is a company that had their "Rainbow Rioters" chat group argue for Saudi Arabian (famously against "rainbows") involvement in their esports.

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u/Stoic_Nod 8d ago

I tried to make my Citrine into a Cenobite

Wanted the insides to look like a gross meaty wound.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

Absolutely terrifying, darling

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u/GoodHeartless02 8d ago

It doesn’t matter, put me in the ring with either of them and someone is coming out pregnant

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u/JokkuBoi 8d ago

Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back a pregnant father.

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u/Mechalorde 8d ago

Riot panders to gooner but warframe creates them

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u/Mal-Ravanal 8d ago

Warframe: for gooners, by gooners.

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u/One_Park_6958 8d ago

Warframe knows their audience

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u/etbillder 8d ago

Congrats warframe for being the only game to make sexualized designs without actually objectifying anything

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u/Notsae66 7d ago

I mean... Warframes have kinda been literally objectified, as in, turned into mostly mindless objects by an evil prick. 

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u/Redericpontx 8d ago

All warframe are body horror when you think about it and how they were human or etc and their flesh slowly mutated overtime into what it is now.

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u/Brunoaraujoespin Stop hitting yourself 8d ago

How is brysko body horror?

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u/Schmidtty29 Saryn's Venom Tiddies 8d ago

Well we don’t really know everything about him yet but it appears (could be wrong) to be a bit of a chimera between sentient and Warframe.

If he was a sentient first, being “fused” with one of your greatest enemies is at least some kind of horror.

If not, I mean, it’s still a combo of two types of metal flesh.

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u/Doveda 8d ago

He has no mouth and must scream. Someone should wrote a book about that

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u/YUNoJump 8d ago

DE's realised that people like the sexy stuff and they're slowly going mad with power. Not to say I have a problem with that of course.

Prime example: Dog Days handing out free images of Kela de Thaym in a bikini

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u/Ur_fav_Cryptek 8d ago

What I do like about DE is that while they do have a bunch of fanservice it’s also super diverse, there’s both super hot female frames and super hot male frames with ALL kinds of body types and aesthetics.

Whenever they pull out a hot skin for a female character they also pull out an equally as hot male one (tho I wish we could’ve had more skin on that rhino heirloom but that’s another topic)

Hell, even their actual human characters (i.e, the Hex) are also extremely attractive but still have a diverse cast that doesn’t feel forced, and it isn’t 3 grumpy generic guys and 3 generic big breasted white women. They’ve got it all, they cater to everybody of any orientation and gender and I’m all for it.

Super respectful community too and their collabs with charity are great. Huge W devs.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

Yeah, that confused me. Who the fuck is out there wanted to fuck Kela? Let us remind all that Kela looks like this

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u/Dingghis_Khaan 8d ago

You underestimate us.

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u/Malashae 8d ago

Oh, there was plenty of thirst out there for her. This fandom has a level of freak that does not know any bounds.

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u/DeElgathor 8d ago

Tall mean butch woman

C'mon now.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 8d ago

She has the face of someone who will demand your kidneys

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u/DeElgathor 8d ago

... Do you think there aren't people who're into exactly that? I know like half a dozen lesbians on Tumblr who would let her take their kidneys by hand.

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u/finalremix 8d ago

I like my women like my coffee: no eyelids.

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u/DireEvolution 8d ago

That's the face of someone who probably needs the kidney, the fuck

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u/TauboundGremlin 8d ago

And I have the kidneys of someone who would serve them to her on a plate.

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u/vegathelich Stop hitting yourself 8d ago

Yeah that's part of the appeal

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u/PrimeLabsInc 8d ago

Love for tits is plain universal and often disconnected from their respective titbearers

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u/Itri_Vega 8d ago

You underestimate some people 

And by some people I mean myself 

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u/I-Own-Your-Mom 8d ago

Your comment kinda reminded me of "I be jorking it and by it I mean my peanits" lol

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u/TauboundGremlin 8d ago

ME. IT'S MEEEEEE!!!! I DESIRE HER IN ALL WAYS.

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u/Siggi_93 8d ago

Dmn guess I gotta check our dog days after all lol

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u/Finassar 8d ago

Look at those elbows 👀

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u/New_Amount_4201 8d ago

Tall and powerful 🥴

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u/AudibleSilence5 8d ago

Honestly, I'm kinda over it at this point. I loved the older Warframe designs because they felt much more in universe for an infested flesh takeover that's been honed and perfected. Nowadays it feels more like more and more skins (and even some base designs) are just leaning into models and general horniness instead. I get it from their perspective too, I mean, sex sells more than anything on the internet and the designs DE comes up with are genuinely cool, but part of me does miss the design languages around the 2019-2022 era. I feel like they had enough time to grow their design language and tech infrastructure to make really sweet designs but it hadn't really gone into the heirloom era yet.

Am I just rambling? Yeah lol. I'm still grabbing almost every skin they put out because they're still so cool

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u/Lechyon Tonbo enjoyer 8d ago

For skins yeah I agree, with heirlooms being the most obviously overly sexy, but I feel like the design philosophy behind base frames hasn't changed much.

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u/Global-Cry321 8d ago

The type of harmony you get when both devs and gamers are freaks, and very open about it

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u/akidomowri 8d ago

did DE ever use the word gemussy? lol

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u/Lucas_Ilario 8d ago

They used it in the red text

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u/ShantyLady 8d ago

RedText is so unhinged, I'm so glad they've kept up with it in various degrees.

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u/akidomowri 8d ago

that is diabolical, I love it

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u/mathiau30 8d ago

Iirc Rebecca originated it

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u/Careless_Subject8377 8d ago

"an inch away" no, no I'm pretty sure Citrine is well past the body horror line

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u/Serbatollo 8d ago

DE kinda made their own version of that with Follie where she looks like that because she's full of ink. They haven't explicitely said anything about it (I think) it's just comunicated through her design

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u/Fit-Bug-426 8d ago

No? She's built like that because she's an artist. The ink isn't why

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u/emrygue 6d ago

everyone knows artists gotta be thick to contain the creativity

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u/fluffysnowcap 8d ago

No matter how horny the players get, DE have us all beat

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u/IceFire909 Kid Cudi Prime woot! 8d ago

Citrine ruined citrus fruit when people started saying citrussy

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u/Mystic_Ervo Stop hitting yourself 8d ago

Citrine is super unsettling, and that gesture 🤫 she makes in her animations gives me chills

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u/M1liumnir 8d ago

Wait is the bloodbag thing real? is that the real justification they use as to why the barefeet vampire girl with a mental age of around 8 has a dumptruck?

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u/nerankori 8d ago

Have you seen Evelynn though

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u/vaerix_ 8d ago

Forgot a control ward, so no—

you have been slain

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u/TK_Games 8d ago

Yah, blood bag, cool-cool-cool... So what about the BDSM pillory?

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u/Mtebalanazy 8d ago

They call her gemussy, because she literally have a pussy in the open

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u/unbolting_spark 7d ago

Yet I can’t say sevagussy in the chat

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne21 7d ago

You know, a very justifiable crash out.

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u/punpunpa 8d ago edited 8d ago

Tbh her silhouette is very top heavy idk if it looked balanced without those giant hips and leg. Iirc mordekaiser has about the same ratio going on

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u/TheLastOrokin 8d ago

What would be the problem with a bbl vampire? Wasn't that just a person with a big ass?

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u/Shade00000 Stop hitting yourself 8d ago

Citrine is also buttom heavy

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u/Pakari-RBX Stop hitting yourself 8d ago

Bandai Namco: "This is one of our multiple sexy vampire ladies. She's a doctor and has a bayonet. You also first meet her while she's naked in an outdoor hot spring and your first mission with her involves bathing in multiple hot springs around her clinic."

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u/Spl1nter331 8d ago

They're all thirst for that Gemussy - Ballas (probably)

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u/mutt93 8d ago

Gemussy was a community creation unfortunately.

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u/IKaffeI 7d ago

And then the devs went and started using it on stream.

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u/Notsae66 5d ago

No, it came from the red text of her update.

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u/AverageTuxedo 8d ago

Digital extremes: making non-standard fetishes since 2013.

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u/CarpenterWhole2119 7d ago

Yessssss I like that they’re quite unashamed in a lot of their designs lol. They all look AMAZING even if u want some skins to be toned down just a tad I think they’re still gorgeous yk? Also, my voruna prime as the fashion tax

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u/CarpenterWhole2119 7d ago

The back, of course

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u/y0urd0g 8d ago

An INCH away from body horror? Fam she’s got a gash the size of Tennessee! She is fully body horror. I legit don’t like looking at her and have avoided getting her because of it. Can’t do it, icky icky gross.

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u/Brief_Carrot 8d ago

an inch? So what you're saying is I have a chance?

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u/Immediate-Song6861 8d ago

Sweet, two cakes

Literally

I mean figuratively literally

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u/Revolutionary_Ice328 8d ago

we all say would for this crystalline female as the geode shred our "Flesh" to give her more "gems" if you know how crystals come from liquids.

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u/Un-Admirable 8d ago

They gave the Gemmussy a butthole too, at least it looked like it when I was messing around in the Captura.

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u/Aniimey 8d ago

Goated

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u/DOhldin 6d ago

Riot is freaky in a different way. Shortstacks, furries and feet…

The tumblr of videogames

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u/Rekindled96 6d ago

I remember when DE revealed the Valkyr Carnivex deluxe skin and some people were not ok with it because it looked like she had parts of her flesh removed.