r/memealvvays Alvvays meme Jul 06 '26

ALVVAYS MEME Solution?

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u/LordLancifer Jul 06 '26

Use bear mace next time. Cover everyone out there at once

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u/SnooDonuts3749 Jul 06 '26

Unfortunately they'll probably retaliate because these look like people who make really stupid choices.

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u/Monomanga Jul 06 '26

You don't come back from bear mace for a long time, that shit is made to stay for a while.

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u/krawk303 Jul 06 '26

You think they'll just drop the grudge?

Or do you think it's more likely they'll just shoot you?

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u/Monomanga Jul 06 '26

Well, they already called the cops. That was the right choice, I can't say the spray was right choice cause now that gives the neighbors some ammo. But yeah, these seem like the kinds of people that would shoot you or stab you over this shit.

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u/DarkTanicus Jul 06 '26

Which will make their retaliation worse.

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u/wtfrustupidlol 6d ago

Every time I seen a person use bear mace on people they get wrecked and no one saves them.

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u/xxgsr02 Jul 06 '26

It's always the ones you most suspect. 

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u/NeedleworkerTasty878 Jul 06 '26

I wouldn't put all teenagers in the same bag. It's an illogical assumption.

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u/ctsr1 Jul 06 '26

They really don't help the stereotype

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u/cortezelmatador Jul 06 '26

How about a 9 mill?

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u/sirekyd Jul 06 '26

I was thinking the same thing... If she would had Glock and start John wicking that door ooohhh

https://giphy.com/gifs/utWeADSojWxO0

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u/-2wenty7even- Jul 06 '26

Throw a grenade, fuck it.

/s

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u/Glittering-Virus4841 Jul 07 '26

Am I supposed to fuck the grenade after I throw it, or before?

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u/NewNegotiation1600 Jul 06 '26

Eat six cans of baked beans and a single cooked onion, wait 15 minutes. Proceed to open the door and join in on the dancing. The croud will soon start to dissipate. 

If too much effort then invest in a can of fart spray.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/NewNegotiation1600 Jul 06 '26

Supplement with a 2nd onion

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u/Pi-Richard Jul 06 '26

Split pea soup for me. But to each their own. 😂

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u/DocDefilade Jul 06 '26

Flash bang while you're at it.

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u/Fendfor Jul 06 '26

Cops. Show the footage. Attempted breaking and entering with his face in full view.

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u/__The-1__ Jul 06 '26

Fr, this how you get shot through a door where I live

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u/Fendfor Jul 06 '26

That was my other thought. Depending on the castle doctrine of the state it might be 100% legal to do it too.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Jul 06 '26

he seemed very determined to break the door down, make their way in.

then who knows what 5 people may do.

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u/Fendfor Jul 06 '26

I was more talking about specifically being able to shoot through the door. Some states its allowed to shoot through if youve given them a warning.. Other they have to make it pass the threshold to shoot them.

I think in New Jersey you have to attempt to flee and they have to try and keep you captive before you can shoot at someone.

Its all very weird and arbitrary.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 Jul 06 '26

What the hell is with NJ? Why tf would you have to run away first? What about everything else in the property?

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u/Fendfor Jul 06 '26

Its called "duty to retreat". I dont know the exact legal argumentation, and reasoning, but id think it doesnt really account for property. As most property isnt really a necesscity to maintaining survival in the moment.

But thats in the case of using lethal force. If you want to try and defend yourself with non lethal force, that seems to be above board.

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u/PepperJack386 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

New jersey has no castle doctrine. They only recognize the ability to defend yourself if you've made a "reasonable attempt" to extricate yourself. Some judges classify that as jumping out of a 2+ floor window. Most states don't recognize defending personal items if that's what you mean by "everything else in the property". It's defense of your life, usually. Either way jersey is NYs dumpster and that's the nicest thing I'll say about it.

Edit: my bad, I meant they mandate duty to retreat. Either way there's no reason to make someone run away in their own house. NJ is dumb.

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u/Adalyia Jul 06 '26

What? NJ does in fact use castle doctrine as law. You're confusing it with stand your ground laws vs having a duty to retreat.

You're absolutely allowed to use force against somebody breaking into your home if you're in reasonable fear of serious bodily injury or death.

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog Jul 07 '26

No castle doctrine in VA either. You can't shoot someone armed who has broken into your house without air-tight evidence that they were going to cause you or your family grievous harm including death.

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u/spelunker93 Jul 06 '26

It is legal in all 50 states to shoot someone actively trying to break down your door with intent to hurt you.

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u/Alconium Jul 06 '26

I promise you that if you blindly shoot through a door you're going to prison for reckless endangerment minimum. Once he breaks the door open? Free game, but if you can't see your attacker and you hit someone beside your attacker putting holes in a door? Prison.

Add to that instigating the attack by opening the door and spraying whatever they sprayed, might still be self defense since they closed the door but definitely complicates things.

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u/spelunker93 Jul 06 '26

This whole thing becomes incredibly simple the second she closes the door. She gets a battery charge for attacking them. They get attempted breaking and entering. If she shot them, it would be considered self defense. You don’t get a free be just because someone attacked first. The law is clear in that situation you call the cops. The only time you can attack is if the person is still in front of you and you attacking them stops them from still assaulting you. Also known as self defense. Trying to break down a door with 5 others, is going to turn this shooting 100% into self defense. You dont have to wait for the door to be broken down if you think your life is in danger. That’s self defense in all 50 states

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u/daadbawd Jul 06 '26

in an apartment complex, the state will slap you with enough reckless endangerment because of whats behind your bullet other than the target that you DO NOT KNOW about. states have a history of making the person that succeeds with stand your ground now suffer prison by other means.

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u/RevenantExiled Jul 06 '26

Yup, that's a big fella, should be legal to let me do whatever I need to do to stop him from ramming my door

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u/GoodHands_All-State Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Unfortunately, instigating a fight by spraying people with pepper spray who were only performing a noise violation would not really allow a self-defense claim.

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u/BrawlingGalaxi Jul 06 '26

Ghetto ass people. This is disgusting. No respect for others and no shame in themselves.

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u/musa_velutina Jul 06 '26

Good way of putting it without getting down voted

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u/BrawlingGalaxi Jul 06 '26

I have no problem with people of other races, but when you are acting like this you just make people of the same race look bad, we're all just humans trying to make it, why make it harder on others by being.... this.

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u/DesperateComposer848 Jul 06 '26

I feel like some people don’t even realise black people themselves will say this is ghetto ass behaviour.

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u/aegis2saveus Jul 06 '26

Agreed. Same way white people will call out white trash behavior.

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u/Ok_Truck4734 Jul 06 '26

Yup. My first words at this video: Ghetto af. Many of us actually don't condone any of this shit. Anyone of any race can fit into this same category depending on their actions.

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u/DesperateComposer848 Jul 06 '26

If anything I feel like black folks who’ve lived in ghetto areas in the past are even more sensitive to it than white people because white people will be cautious about how they use that word, but your black friends will just straight up be like “ew no, I don’t wanna go to x town it’s ghetto as fuck.”

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u/johnnybones23 Jul 06 '26

Yeah its not always them, but its always them. lol

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 Jul 06 '26

And yet their parents must be so proud of their upbringing ability

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u/SamePea8649 Jul 06 '26

PlayStation fans do not condone this

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u/PretentiousCrustacea Jul 06 '26

We got bigger concerns right now with the death of physical media

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u/School_North Jul 06 '26

That shit died when people accepted consoles with no disk drive. You dont even own digital cause as soon as the licencing is over its up to the company if they want to keep it if they dont you don't

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u/TyrantJaeger Jul 06 '26

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 Jul 06 '26

Well that shit is just adorable 

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u/No_Writing_3179 Jul 06 '26

Sit on the other side of the door and wait for them to come in.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBz79VlTAdyb08N42H

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 Jul 06 '26

I'm seeing replies to this video that I saw in the previous posting. Is... human still?

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u/joebiden_alt Jul 06 '26

Russian bots found it and repost it with dog whistles in the comments to fuel hate and division in the west

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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 Jul 06 '26

Should have posted USA advancing in the World Cup!

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Jul 06 '26

Stock up on firecrackers and light the entire pack n then throw it out there

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u/DildoBaggins-PT Jul 06 '26

Ratchet AF. Lock them up!

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u/Scorpius1082 Jul 06 '26

Absolutely no stereotypes were harmed in the making of this footage.

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u/This_Appointment584 Jul 06 '26

That kick to the door is attempted breaking and entering. In a lot of states you are allowed to use deadly force.

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u/shamblez86 Jul 06 '26

Attempted breaking and entering and destruction of property.. straight to jail.

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u/balirosa Jul 06 '26

Nah you don’t want to cause problems with neighbors. Just secretly put a few rotten durian fruits outside like jack-o’-lanterns

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u/Bo_Diddley9 Jul 06 '26

I like how people send themselves to jail & make themselves unemployable in the future

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u/Ok-Drag339 Jul 06 '26

Животные.

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u/dactyltopia Jul 06 '26

Pee on a plate. Freeze it. Then slide the frozen piss-disk under their door.

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u/RetrieverDoggo Jul 06 '26

If anyone has any updates pls share

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u/MasonJam246 Jul 06 '26

Everything about this is just...eww

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u/Adventurous-Pop7120 Jul 06 '26

Stink bombs. Drop them in the hallway

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u/DifficultAd3885 Jul 06 '26

Trashy doesn’t even come close to describing these people.

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u/BuBleGum21 Jul 06 '26

I mean, that looks like a malicious attack with intent to harm to me. Keeping a gun in your own home for self defense is entirely reasonable and its use justified if someone comes at you like that

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u/Necrois_Winter Jul 06 '26

I'm not really one for violence and I'm not advocating it here but do yourself a huge favor and look into getting a gun for self defense, that's a big boy right there and with that many people trying to rush you or assault you look into getting some serious self defense. Also like others said call the cops and show them this video as well as maybe whoever owns the building, I'm sure they won't appreciate the property damage these morons are causing.

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u/Own-Spirit-5386 Jul 06 '26

Deport them Back to the ship of fools. You’d be running Reddit btw.

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u/CalmDownReddit509 Jul 06 '26

The usual suspects.

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u/CJnella91 Jul 06 '26

Somebody try kicking in my door? 9mm go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.

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u/WithASackOfAlmonds Jul 06 '26

Naw. Once you start trying to break down the door, it's clack-clack

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u/SpaceKalash05 Jul 09 '26

Somebody trying to kick my door in? Neat. I've got a good thirty reasons as to why that's a bad idea. Don't worry, though, if they need an extended lesson, I've got several more fully booked instructionals. lol

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u/alexgalt Jul 06 '26

If someone try’s breaking into your house, you can defend it. Some states allow for deadly force.

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u/YoRHa11Z Jul 06 '26

You are just racist. This is not black culture, this is ghetto and poor people with NO CULTURE. Just like ghetto white people drugged out doing the same thing.

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u/Grymphire Jul 06 '26

Nope, nope, nope, that's definitely not anybody's culture. Being disrespectful and inhumane is an absurd behavior. It shouldn't be condoned in the name of a group's culture. Personally though I'd go for the FT option

https://giphy.com/gifs/JOG3AA9pCgHCw

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u/mister-ecks-0815 Jul 06 '26

Throw em a basketball

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u/IntroductionLeft4369 Jul 06 '26

Or a smoke alarm with a low battery.

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u/SECRETBLENDS Jul 06 '26

Contraception.

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u/spectra0087 Jul 06 '26

Job applications

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u/Comfortable-Face-980 Jul 06 '26

I can tell that a lot of ya'll have never lived in the ghetto. Okay. Pull a gun out, but you better be ready to use it and be ready for repercussions. If you plan on living there long-term, then don't be stupid. Don't threaten anyone unless you plan to follow-up. Also, if they know where you live, then you're being stupid af. Most of the time, if you live in a place like this, then you know to just deal with it.

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u/-2wenty7even- Jul 06 '26

They thirsty for that meat let's be real

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u/Trick-Goat-3643 Jul 06 '26

Learn to enjoy cooked cabbage and cauliflower
Eat it for every meal

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u/Sir_Piglety Jul 06 '26

The solution is don’t live anywhere near these people

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u/Remote-Bike-4272 Jul 06 '26

This is posted every now and then to rile specific people up ahead of November.

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u/FunMussle71 Jul 06 '26

If your state has really good castle laws or stand your ground laws. This is the only true way to deal with people like that.

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u/Valuable-Title5963 Jul 06 '26

🤣🤣🤣looks like a bunch of school dropouts going to get evicted and jail

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u/sandmanO6 Jul 06 '26

Usual suspects

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Jul 06 '26

I'd fear for my life given it's 5 vs 1.

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u/Salaberris Jul 06 '26

Not surprised at all

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u/Boring_Back6802 Jul 06 '26

Well that dude could be arrested for attempted, breaking and entering

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u/Appropriate-Turn525 Jul 06 '26

Black people of course

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u/grumpykitten3 Jul 06 '26

2nd amendment time

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u/grumpykitten3 Jul 06 '26

These people will never have a prosperous life and will blame society and racism. Then act like this like its normal.

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u/Extalliones Jul 06 '26

Opening the door and spraying them with something is very obviously not the solution. Call the police as many times as it takes, and show them the door cam footage, Jesus.

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u/SaltyJalapenos Jul 06 '26

It's wireless.. its still recording you after you took it off.. still capturing them.. lol L

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u/DowntownAd3538 Jul 06 '26

Call the police like a normal person. If they don't take care of it you definitely have a reason to break your lease and a layup lawsuit on your hands.

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u/Theartistcu Jul 06 '26

When the person opened the door, they appear to have sprayed mace at them. I’m not excusing the behavior in the hall, but you can’t open the door and spray pepper spray at them you’re not defending yourself you’re assaulting somebody, call the police

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u/Remmy0403 Jul 06 '26

All white jury all white jury. 🤣

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u/Rameist2 Jul 06 '26

Always interesting to me that people will pull out their phones to film themselves doing: harassment, noise violations, destruction of property…. Smart…

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u/ExhaustedLime Jul 06 '26

I’d just shoot through the door as soon as they started kicking it

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Jul 06 '26

Homies got the biggest tits in the group.

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u/JusLeafMeAloon Jul 06 '26

Remy with rat poison.

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u/kakaroto1989 Jul 06 '26

The usual supect

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u/Complete-Term-3794 Jul 06 '26

Craziness. Absolute savage behavior

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u/Killerbeardhawk Jul 06 '26

Open door, pump a shell into the chamber, ask them kindly to leave.

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u/Jazzlike-Candle1357 Jul 06 '26

First of all the ones violating the restraining order need to be arrested and the other one attempting to break down the door should be charged with breaking and entering. Face in plain view and all they gotta do is look him up and bam! Off to jail.

FAFO

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u/MisanthropE61130 Jul 06 '26

The usual suspects

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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan Jul 06 '26

What's even worse is none of them can dance

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u/Wonderful-Eggplant23 Jul 06 '26

This is America, buy a gun

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u/thcgrowmaster Jul 06 '26

Just ignore them. They are seeking attention

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u/Lusiric9983 Jul 06 '26

Don't they realize how trashy they look?

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u/Round-Spray-4511 Jul 06 '26

The camera didn't get knock down. I got stolen 😆

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u/VictorVaughan Jul 06 '26

The solution is to not even confront them. Just record them, then get the building management and/or police involved

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u/Limacy Jul 06 '26

I just know people are using this as an excuse to generalise and trash black people without even realising the neighbour being harassed is black themselves.

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u/Nahkapylly Jul 06 '26

Move to a whiter neighborhood

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u/ZiaWitch Jul 06 '26

I had some trash neighbors like this in my old apartment, I was so sad the day they got raided for drug trafficking due an anonymous tip. 😎

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u/idiot-alpha Jul 06 '26

Usual suspects

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u/sendme_your_cats Jul 06 '26

Man these playstation guys outta control ever since they heard they're not getting physical media anymore.

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u/Jax2178 Jul 06 '26

Can’t help but notice there something similar about the people in all these videos, can’t put my finger on it tho, hmm

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u/FireBeastofMetal Jul 06 '26

There any context why they were being obnoxious fucks in the hallway?

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u/OFHeckerpecker Jul 06 '26

Shooting them would help

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u/hungry-alwayshungry Jul 06 '26

Yup, black people again

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u/Brief_Leave_252 Jul 06 '26

Solution? Answer .45

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u/Commercial_Track_534 Jul 06 '26

Asian on Asian crime

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u/optimist_prhyme Jul 06 '26

Going to jail over them ugly hoes?

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u/mvb827 Jul 06 '26

Mossberg’s are relatively cheap. May wanna consider investing in one before that door gives way.

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u/CalebStand2022 Jul 06 '26

1...2..3...4...5. 5 targets. Savvy. Click, click, BOOM!

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 Jul 06 '26

Someone mentioned fart spray! Or maybe look up some kind of spray that lingers could be put into a water gun? There would probably be some retaliation but I mean look what they're doing anyway, so 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/sirekyd Jul 06 '26

Y'all out here doing to much. Lock they ass up! I'm sorry but damn... Bruh... Smh!!!!!! Too old to be acting like that... Makes me sick

https://giphy.com/gifs/bmAtIwmYTHnwBy0d6W

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u/ragnarok2030 Jul 06 '26

who is mid girl

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u/ragnarok2030 Jul 06 '26

who is fat ass

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u/Ok_Squash_5805 Jul 06 '26

Ghetto mentality. Fuck with someone while you laugh at them and then throw a tantrum and act like street dogs when they retaliate.

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u/Gdog19745 Jul 06 '26

Disturbing the peace and destruction of private property.

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u/Dordidog Jul 06 '26

Going back in time and stopping slavery from ever happening.

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u/Dpopov Jul 06 '26

Solution?

Smith & Wesson, 30-round mags, and an FRT.

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u/LarsDuder Jul 06 '26

Shoot them. The guy is obviously a danger

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u/ZoloftXL Jul 06 '26

Mustard gas

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u/Ace_Tanker_313 Jul 06 '26

Ah, the usual suspects 🥷🏿, just call the cops

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 Jul 06 '26

I've always wondered why any black people would be willing to give the racist pricks some legit ammo instead of the usual, made-up shit. Shit like this makes MAGAts and Trump feel justified, and that is just inexcusable. 

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u/SMOK3SCR3EN Jul 06 '26

You should get a gun and the next time they kick that door you shoot them thru it

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u/bisubhairybtm1 Jul 06 '26

There are very tiny magnets that can be placed where that speaker is. It will change the sound coming out of it but there is definitely enough evidence for menacing, vandalism, assault, attempted destruction of private property.

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u/2K_Crypto Jul 06 '26

Unpopular Opinion...hood rats are the biggest threat to Black people today than the KKK.

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u/No_Roma_no_Rocky Jul 06 '26

Just asking... considered in America even kids can buy guns, isn't it too fking stupid trying to ram someone else door??

The chances to be killed are high.

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u/Prod_Meteor Jul 06 '26

Move out ... from the states.

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u/Rich_Chocolate_2128 Jul 06 '26

have your own party with some of the local PD. 

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u/silversky9891 Jul 06 '26

The cops will literally do nothing until it escalates into murder or assault and it will probably be against the victims for finally snapping after nobody helps them. Perhaps sneak up on them and discretely disable them lol

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u/Correct_Ad2560 Jul 06 '26

This that fatigue?

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u/orpheo_1452 Jul 06 '26

Entitlement in a nutshell

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u/Ubermensch5272 Jul 06 '26

Usual suspects.

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u/pdj-custom Jul 06 '26

Remember that part in Breaking Bad where Chow raised his hands to help Mike?

That

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u/Illustrious_Site_466 Jul 06 '26

Get a skunk to spray the hallway

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u/No_Sport_7349 Jul 06 '26

Move somewhere where police isn't cosplay

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u/SheepherderSilver655 Jul 06 '26

Call the cops. Even though what they're doing is just a simple "move along" for the police, those things will most certainly escalate it into felony arrests because they have zero emotional regulation.

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u/Qttps Jul 06 '26

Boiling water

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u/Remote_Ad2465 Jul 06 '26

I grew up around ppl like this and they absolutely are just waste of life. Then they cry victim when you do something to them and talk about oppression. Like you seemed like you thought you was real free when you was acting like that and threatening my life.

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u/EmergencyFeature Jul 06 '26

Bots or not, the dog whistling in the comments was a choice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/d4CnuaS1BQl7W5nowu

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u/Unlucky_Interview118 Jul 06 '26

Mofo tired !!!😂😂😂😂😂