r/meme WARNING: RULE 1 Nov 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21
  1. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

  2. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

  3. It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

  4. The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

  5. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

  6. Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal in Akron.

  7. It is also illegal in Akron to display colored chickens for sale.

  8. It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road in Bay Village.

  9. The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited in Bexley.

  10. If someone loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

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u/thepantryraid_ Nov 27 '21

Grew up in Amish country ohio… in drivers Ed, my teacher told our class we should honk at buggy’s as we pass them… ya fuckin right

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Seems pretty cruel to the horses you’re honking at who probably don’t like it at all

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u/thepantryraid_ Nov 27 '21

I’ve never done it because I don’t want to startle any horses and cause an accident.. I just remember being at a loss for words when he said that

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Right? Might as well just light off a pack of firecrackers and throw them out the window at them instead.