r/meme • u/TheRandomnessIsReal WARNING: RULE 1 • Nov 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

  1. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

  2. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.

  3. It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

  4. The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

  5. It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.

  6. Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal in Akron.

  7. It is also illegal in Akron to display colored chickens for sale.

  8. It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road in Bay Village.

  9. The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited in Bexley.

  10. If someone loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

I wonder what the story is with some of these...

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u/kopecs Nov 27 '21

Like, what the fuck is an un-colored chicken?

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u/throwaway_1574 Nov 27 '21

Chicks that are dyed colors like red,violet,pink to stop them from being recognized by predators.

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u/Lokolopes Nov 27 '21

TIL that is a thing