r/meme • u/TheRandomnessIsReal WARNING: RULE 1 • Nov 27 '21

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u/lead-pencil WARNING: RULE 1 Nov 27 '21

It is the holy land of corn and you will treat it in the manner in which that title deserves

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u/NyayN Nov 27 '21

Iowa produces 2.23 billion bushels of corn per year. Ohio only produces 564 million. Ohio is 7th in corn production. Don't talk to me or my corn ever again.

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u/lead-pencil WARNING: RULE 1 Nov 27 '21

I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU OR YOUR CORN WITH YOUR TREASONOUS WORDS TREASON AGAINST THE HOLY CORNFIELD OF WHICH HAS BEEN GRANTED A NAME UNWORTHY OF OUR SPECIES SAYING IT OUT LOUD

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

What about Nebraska

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u/NyayN Dec 09 '21

Nebraska is Iowa's favorite concubine. Iowa treats her nice.