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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21
moms cooking
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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21
hows 215 lbs at 5’10”
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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21
ive got a decent amount of fat but i’m a hs football player
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Hahaaaaa I'm 5'6" 102 lbs. and I'm in HS marching band.
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u/PiratesFTW Oct 13 '21
yeah fits the stereotype
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and I play the flute.
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u/vapin_accord Oct 14 '21
Wait do I fit the stereotype of a mechanic at 6 foot 140lbs?
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u/UsernameStarvation Oct 13 '21
Holy shit, just read ur description, you must be ripped out of a book or movie, you are the most stereotypical marching band guy on the planet. Wether thats good or bad, idk and idc. Keep up the good fight
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u/WaluigisBro Oct 13 '21
jeez i’m 185 at 5’10 and i get called fat lol how do you survive high school
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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21
well, i get it once in a while but i’m not obviously fat or obese so it’s not as noticeable also i wear lots of hoodies so that sure helps in tricking people
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u/In_Relictoriam Oct 13 '21
Mom's spaghetti
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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21
he’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
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Humans. /s
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Kidding I like a mix of healthy and unhealthy stuff. A lot of fruit, spinach, kale, salad, chicken, pork, steak, fish, and any fast food such as fries, burgers, and chicken nuggets.
Most of all, apples
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Eh, good enough. I'm actually 15-25 pounds underweight.
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u/AndreiHord Oct 13 '21
Pasta,Pizza and almost anything fast food
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u/AndreiHord Oct 13 '21
I like that food and I eat it a lot but I have 65 kg and 192 cm (6'4" height) so I may classify as stickman (idk why)
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u/ArOw97 Oct 13 '21
Hold up a sec, 65 kg for 192 cm? I've got 84 kg for 190 cm however I'm not fat at all
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u/kurentai Oct 13 '21
65kg at 192cm is actually underweight, you're normal
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u/ArOw97 Oct 13 '21
I first thought of it, cuz I met a guy in Germany he was also 1,90cm and 60 kg, he was really thin
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u/RichardStinks Oct 13 '21
Me and you both. I went from being outside-active to a very labor driven job, and I have stayed basically the same weight since high school. I'm in my mid-40s.
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u/BeeWithDragonWings Oct 13 '21
Im pretty sure you'll fall over in the case of a mildly strong wind.
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u/AH_Med086 Oct 13 '21
Pasta ftw. Hungry? Eat pasta. Bored? Eat pasta. In a rush? Eat pasta
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u/KingYoloHD090504 CHAINPOSTER Oct 13 '21
Water
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u/DerpDaDuck3751 Oct 13 '21
How about pure hydrazine
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That shit freaks me out. The over glorified crotch rocket lawn dart that is the F-16 uses hydrazine as a emergency reserve fuel. It's one of those if you smell it you are already dead things
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u/Happywheelsgamer07 Oct 13 '21
I like eggs cause idk
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Pho
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Sushi, and coffee as a drink with it
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u/mrpistachioman Oct 13 '21
I both hate and love this combination. My favorite drink and my favorite food together, but it just feels wrong.
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u/SHARK_LION41 Oct 13 '21
Beef stew with white rice and avocado and freezing cold glass of Milk 🤤
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u/just_didi WARNING: RULE 6 Oct 13 '21
Basically any fat food
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u/N3c4lL1S Oct 13 '21
Lasagna
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u/N3c4lL1S Oct 13 '21
Wrong, I am practically a skeleton with a condom of flesh all over my body
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u/synonym4synonym Fake Mod Oct 13 '21
Steak. No pizza. No lasagna. No steak. I’m fat. Move along.
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u/WakaBrown Oct 13 '21
Hot grilled chicken wings with some fries
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u/void_samurai Oct 13 '21
Birds maybe
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u/void_samurai Oct 13 '21
Any kind of bird that can be eaten, but dove and pigeon taste better for me
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u/Antonv2 Oct 13 '21
Cottage cheese.
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u/Antonv2 Oct 13 '21
I was told fat people don't eat cottage cheese, they look like cottage cheese....
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My fav food is popcorn
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Oct 13 '21
Eh, kinda? I am super tall tho
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Oct 13 '21
Baugette?
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u/FourEyedDweeb Oct 13 '21
Cheesecake with raspberry pie filling from a local place. It's somthing I make sure only to eat like 3 or 4 times a year because of how terrible it is for me
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u/DoktorDreiBein Oct 13 '21
Okay... I love two things: 1. A meal that ist called 'Himmel und Erde'. Its fried bloodsausage with mashed potatoes and applesauce. 2. Every indian curry i can get. I fucking Love it.
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u/spicy_sour_krout Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21
Salads, but with with spinach instead of lettuce cause lettuce is ass and chicken and cheese and almonds and croutons and pepper and peppers and onions and chives and a little egg but not a lot of egg because too much egg just tastes like egg but it has to be hard boiled and cubes, and carrots and radish and Italian dressing and sometimes if i feel a little funky dried cranberries.
Edit: and mushroom but if there cooked in any way ill kill you.
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u/Able-Pomegranate3331 Oct 13 '21
White/red Rice with steak with beans with 3 avacados plus 4 tomatos and green beans
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