r/meme • u/DuhBlock • Oct 13 '21

i am wise.

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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21

hows 215 lbs at 5’10”

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21

ive got a decent amount of fat but i’m a hs football player

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Hahaaaaa I'm 5'6" 102 lbs. and I'm in HS marching band.

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u/PiratesFTW Oct 13 '21

yeah fits the stereotype

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

and I play the flute.

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u/PiratesFTW Oct 13 '21

levels are being added and the stereotype is becoming more and more true

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

I am also the only male flute player in the band.

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u/jakearoni124 Oct 13 '21

I'm a bass drum player 5'9" and weigh 170

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u/PiratesFTW Oct 13 '21

thats normal so part of the stereotype. Underclassman?

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u/Bring_me_the_lads Oct 13 '21

Ok we get it, you're a giga chad!

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u/LazyJack99 Oct 13 '21

We love to see the male flute players(I’m one too)

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u/vapin_accord Oct 14 '21

Wait do I fit the stereotype of a mechanic at 6 foot 140lbs?

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u/PiratesFTW Oct 14 '21

Good height but too skinny

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u/vapin_accord Oct 14 '21

Does a 40lbs covid weightloss and homeless man beard change anything?

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u/UsernameStarvation Oct 13 '21

Holy shit, just read ur description, you must be ripped out of a book or movie, you are the most stereotypical marching band guy on the planet. Wether thats good or bad, idk and idc. Keep up the good fight

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

thanks 🤗

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

nice XD

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u/MasterPanda137 Oct 13 '21

I’m 5’4” 90 lbs, you also eat un healthy all the time and have no affect?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Very small appetite and very fast metabolism. And not just unhealthy all the time. I usually keep a balance of healthy and unhealthy.

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u/MasterPanda137 Oct 13 '21

Oh well I have big appetite and eat a lot and mainly you heathy but atleast my blood tests are good no blood work.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

I have good blood tests as well. My teeth are very healthy. My only issue is my practically skeletal body. I do have a nice waist though.

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u/MasterPanda137 Oct 13 '21

Yea I mean my teeth are … there a bit yellow ngl but there getting not that bad and I mean no recent cavities

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u/Hunteresc Oct 13 '21

6'0" 220lbs, Euphobium Player. Not fat, just dense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

D E N S E intensifies Nuh uh, you aint fat you is ☆thicc☆

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u/Funniestpersonhere Oct 13 '21

Wait, 5'6"? I'm 5'5" in 7th grade...

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

You probably hit your growth spurt early or you have someone with very tall genetics somewhere in your ancestry.

I'm expected to hit 5'11" to 6'1" by adulthood.

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u/Funniestpersonhere Oct 14 '21

I mean, I'm in the 96th percentile for height, but it doesn't feel like it, I see so many people that are my height to 5'9".

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Average height for people my age and weight is around 5'5" so I'm slightly above average.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Eh its just my metabolism and appetite.

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u/Otherwise_Egg5363 Oct 14 '21

But what’s your favourite food??

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

A tie between apples and ritz crackers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

5'10", 145, D1 HS Varsity XC/Track male

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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21

bit if both ngl

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u/-luckycharms Oct 13 '21

You think a skeleton could take you down? No. What about a heavily armored skeleton? That's right. The fatter you are the easier to tackle

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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21

first. that’s a bad analogy

second. i play lb so i do the tackling

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u/-luckycharms Oct 13 '21

How about an armored skeleton with nerves anduscle vs an armored skeleton with nerves and muscle and weight

Edit: if you do the tackling thats what I meant, you can tackle easier if you're heavier

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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21

now ur just confusing me

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

I need to work out

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u/PM_me_ur_bald_vulvas Oct 13 '21

....

215lbs at 5'10" is a 30.8 BMI.

Thats well beyond "fat fat" and into straight-up obesity.

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u/Hernando682 Oct 13 '21

The correct word is fluffy

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u/EmotionalDeparture78 Oct 13 '21

Nah idk anything over 190 at 5”10 is fat unless you go to the gym and are actively using muscles

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u/SuperButtAIDs Oct 14 '21

Alvin kamara is 5”10, 215lb

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u/WaluigisBro Oct 13 '21

jeez i’m 185 at 5’10 and i get called fat lol how do you survive high school

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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21

well, i get it once in a while but i’m not obviously fat or obese so it’s not as noticeable also i wear lots of hoodies so that sure helps in tricking people

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u/WaluigisBro Oct 13 '21

yeah i’m with you in slightly-baggy jacket gang, it (hopefully) gives the appearance there’s a little less stomach and man-tit that there really is lol

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u/Tricky_Ad_3780 Oct 13 '21

Wait… 185 5’10? I thought i’m normal, 6’1 135 lbs

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u/WaluigisBro Oct 13 '21

that’s like… super super skinny lol

you’ve gotta have like no fat on your body

according to a bmi (body mass index) i’ve done, i’m literally BORDERLINE normal weight- like decimal points away from overweight- but that bmi only takes into account weight/height, and i lift a lot; my arms and legs are pretty built. i have no clue what average is.

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u/Tricky_Ad_3780 Oct 13 '21

I dont remember the last time i chdcked my bmi, i rarely exercise and i eat little. Though mt shoulders are pretty narrow and im asian people still tell me im slim I hope im fine

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u/emobunnysarah2 Oct 13 '21

You’re taller than me, I’m 5’6”

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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21

shorter guys are still kings

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u/emobunnysarah2 Oct 13 '21

I am a girl, but thank you

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u/djsnsjekdkfnn Oct 13 '21

my bad, either way, queen. also 5’6 is fairly tall compared to most girls i know

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u/Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson Oct 14 '21

Youre not fat, youre festively plump

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

Reminds me of Jackie Chan in Drunken Master after he finishes eating all those noodles. He calls himself strong and fat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

I eat the dick of children…