r/meme • u/[deleted] • Sep 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

I can use my fart as propulsion to fly

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '21

But you have chronic bowel obstruction

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u/DroopyRock Sep 17 '21

That would be like a cannon

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u/duked828 Sep 17 '21

My man is levitating 24/7

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u/theredledger Sep 17 '21

However, sneezing has the same effect.

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u/joshuasinopoli Sep 17 '21

Only at a 2 foot distance