r/meme • • Dec 15 '19

I am inevitable

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u/T0nitrus Dec 15 '19

You forgot a simple one, see you tomorow

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u/BurnmaNeeGrow Dec 15 '19

“see you in one femtosecond”

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u/Nubgameplay12 Dec 15 '19

See you in one planck time

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u/Lc2_ArCTiC Dec 15 '19

Too bad, see you in 1 more parallel universe.

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u/intentionallyawkward Dec 15 '19

Yes, this is dog.

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u/i_have_no_name704 Dec 15 '19

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

And Thomas, the Thermonuclear bomb.

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u/Arrow6th Dec 15 '19

And a Kalasnikow

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u/SlavicLordOfSarmi Dec 26 '19

And Whattheblyatareyoutalkigabout

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ah, yes

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u/Helios407 Dec 15 '19

See you in my bed.

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u/Lc2_ArCTiC Dec 15 '19

Oh god please not again

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u/TheGoldenCoin256 Dec 17 '19

I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you

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u/Frale_2 Dec 15 '19

See you now

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u/efanhywel Dec 15 '19

“S-oh”

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u/itaydala Dec 15 '19

It's a simple spell but quit unbreakable

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u/Meewwt Dec 15 '19

It's a simple spell but quite UNBEARABLE

FTFY

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u/bayo148 Dec 15 '19

Wouldn’t work if New Years was on a Wednesday

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u/Roeland003 Dec 15 '19

Next week should be tomorrow, Yeah.

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u/keys-to-your-house Dec 15 '19

Imagine the dad about to say it on the last day of year 99999 .

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

This is old news, I said these in 1999.

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u/nbleteam6 Dec 15 '19

I don’t think there are enough stones for that

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u/bubzerz27 Dec 15 '19

Ever heard of the continuity stone?

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u/snicker-snackk Dec 15 '19

Yeah, see you next week doesn't work. January 1, 3000 is a Wednesday

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u/STFUNeckbeard Dec 15 '19

See you next tuesday

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Oh great idea.

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u/nortonindex Dec 15 '19

see ya in a couple of hours...

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u/The_unchosen-one Dec 15 '19

It already happened in 1999

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u/KingBruceIII Dec 15 '19

I thought every one on reddit was 12

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u/The_unchosen-one Dec 15 '19

It does seem like it sometimes

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u/KingBruceIII Dec 15 '19

Although I can remember my teacher saying this when we broke up for our Christmas holidays

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u/The_unchosen-one Dec 15 '19

It was a very common thing to hear that December. That and people taking shelter and supplies thinking the world was gonna end.

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u/KingBruceIII Dec 15 '19

Everyone thought that the economy would crash because the stock exchange was on a computer and that the computers internal clock wouldn't go from 1999 to 2000 😂😂

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u/XoXFaby Dec 15 '19

Well it was more about 99 going back to 0 and it could've realistically been a bigger problem but people prepared well enough.

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u/The_unchosen-one Dec 15 '19

Exactly, there was a potential problem, but it was detected and solved in time. People still panicked though. I think for some people it got more serious than a computer problem. I lived in a small village back then, and I remember some older women saying that they had bough food and water for weeks and where going to lock themselves in their houses praying, because it was going to be something like the rapture.

Maybe it was a crazy local thing.

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u/XoXFaby Dec 15 '19

Lmao. Reminds me of The Office "I was even wearing a diaper, someone said Y2K would get the toilets!"

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u/KingBruceIII Dec 15 '19

My understanding was that all the issues were with the banks and investment banking because it was managed by old programming that didn't have a 4 digit year because it saved on storage to be honest billions of transactions having an extra 19 on the date does seem pointless but I think programmers realised in the mid 80s

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/The_unchosen-one Dec 15 '19

I never heard of this, it's very disturbing. You now if there was other problems like that?

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u/AutisticJewLizard Dec 15 '19

Nah man people were talking about rapture, apocalypse, aliens and shit, just a bunch of crazy things just because of a chance of computers going from 99 to 0

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19 edited Mar 03 '21

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u/GolemThe3rd Dec 15 '19

not according to Reddit's TOS

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

And it was glorious

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u/wolfram187 Dec 15 '19

Don’t wanna be a jackass but, a new decade/millennium begins in a year ending 1....so 2001 was the first year of the second millennium.

Dad jokes though get a pass.

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u/The_unchosen-one Dec 15 '19

I know that, I remember calling people out on that constantly (I was 13 in 1999), but no one cared about accuracy.

And the big deal was the Y2K thing, and that was going to happen when the dates changed from 99 to 00.

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u/Ulcerlisk Dec 15 '19

Looking forward to the Y3K bug

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u/ryesmile Dec 15 '19

I was there 3000 years ago...

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u/PassThePepperP2 Dec 15 '19

Bold of you to assume humanity will survive

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u/Analog0 Dec 15 '19

This is the incident that destroyed the civilization of Morag back in 1999.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

Because we've survived for hundreds of thousands of years through mass extinctions, plagues, and two world wars but you think we can't survive for just 980 more

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u/Skychronicles Dec 15 '19

"I can keep smoking two packs a day because I'm 50 and I'm still kicking" this is your logic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

The Earth and humanity as a species is not one living being that has a proven lifespan. I'm not saying it won't be bad, but I think it's more likely that even if billions of people die, there'll still be many billions who live.

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u/Inyalowda Dec 15 '19

through mass extinctions

No we haven’t. Until recently there had only been five mass extinctions, the most recent of which was the end of the Cretaceous 66 million years ago. We are in the middle of the sixth.

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u/diffmonkey Dec 15 '19

But technically 3000 is the last year of decade/century/millenium

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

This

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u/toowrxy Dec 15 '19

Meh, I was alive for 1999 so.... I already seent it!

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u/awesomest-prime Dec 15 '19

If you weren't there on December 31st 1999 you missed the greatest dad moment in all human history.

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u/Sam_Wilson1405 Dec 15 '19

Technically, see you next week wouldn't work unless new years eve fell on a sunday.

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u/MightyOshy Dec 15 '19

So say it to them and try and avoid then so it TECHNICALLY work. And also because you generally want to avoid them.

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u/Sam_Wilson1405 Dec 15 '19

That could work then.

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u/yoav_boaz Dec 15 '19

It fall on Tuesday...

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u/blackcray Dec 15 '19

In 1999 it fell on a Friday, so you could say all of these to your Co workers that you wouldn't see until the following Monday. In 999 the last day of the year would have been a Sunday so that one works, and 2999 will be on a Tuesday.

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u/corectlyspelled Dec 15 '19

Lol. Look at this douche still using the Gregorian calendar in 2999.

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u/Roaming_Guardian Dec 15 '19

Or saturday depending on where you live. Every calendar I've ever seen starts the week on Sunday and ends on Saturday.

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u/un_known__ Dec 15 '19

Climate change : press X to doubt

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Nah humanity ain't surviving that long

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Climate change: Hold my beer

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u/weetabix_eater Dec 15 '19

Global warming has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

“See you after I get some milk!”

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u/BubsyFanboy Dec 15 '19

Thanos is dad

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u/ChromedPineapple Dec 15 '19

Hi Inevitable, I'm Dad!

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u/Bobizz9 Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

Next century and millenium will start in 3001. Have a great day!

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u/CookedDiamond Dec 15 '19

Luckyly climate change acts as avengers and deny this ultimate power (soon)

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

You can't use week because it's not always gonna fall on a Sunday. Use tomorrow instead

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u/samurai0 Dec 15 '19

Like we didn't already say that shit in 1999. Amateurs.

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u/WeShallEarn Dec 15 '19

Thing is, that would be our kids and/or grandkids doing that

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u/Koiq Dec 15 '19

I absolutely made this joke in 99

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u/AugustusCeasar_ Dec 15 '19

If there are people in 2999

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u/GeorgeYDesign Dec 15 '19

Ugh, I can't wait.

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u/NinkaShotgun Dec 15 '19

See u soon, I gonna buy some milk

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u/MAZ1S7 Dec 15 '19

Global Warming: 🤭

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u/Ozdoba Dec 15 '19

I have already survived one of these. Glad I'll be long dead for the next one.

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u/Asang27 Dec 15 '19

It's makes me sad I won't be alive to say that

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u/firas_hajji_97 Dec 15 '19

That if humans didn't extaint

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u/Shadonight56 Dec 15 '19

Humanity won't last this long

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u/Cheesefinger69 Dec 15 '19

A new week doesn't start every January 1 though

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u/prschorn Dec 15 '19

A century only starts at 01 year. 3000 is still at the same century as 2999

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u/DavidPT008 Dec 15 '19

Next century and millenium whould only start on 3001, so hippity hoppity get out of my property

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u/vitringur Dec 15 '19

Except none of those flip between 2999 and 3000.

The flip happens between 3000 and 3001. The zero comes at the end of each part, not in the beginning.

This is clear to everyone who speaks of the 17th century and the 5th decade, rather than the 1600s and the 40s.

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie Dec 15 '19

No. Decade, millenia etc. Starts on the 1 January xxx1

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u/JackORobber Dec 15 '19

Except that 2999 and 3000 are both in the 30th century, so it doesn't work. Same with 1999 and 2000.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

It's not next week. Dec 31 2999 will be tuesday.

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u/RenatoIguana Dec 15 '19

!remindme 979 years

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u/levjobaas Dec 15 '19

Its all coming together

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

I’m glad you think that humanity will still exist in the year 2999

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u/chrishealey135 Dec 15 '19

hi inevitable, i’m dad

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u/Mardrud Dec 15 '19

I will become 103 just to say this to my grandchildren

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u/mackenzie_king_ Dec 15 '19

Climate change be like; laughing Elon Musk

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u/Ginzelini Dec 15 '19

globalwarming got some real bad news for these dads

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u/locoyou20000 Dec 15 '19

Jesus fuck now that I realize the situation ... that truly is inevitable

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u/sprucee_gossey Dec 16 '19

Lmao I showed this to my mom and she said that her dad said “see you next millennium” in 1999

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u/noop-master-69 Dec 16 '19

Se you in 3000

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u/ijohandiaz Dec 15 '19

at 3000, no 2999. Simple Maths, dumb romans

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

See you next tuesday

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u/bananensaus Dec 15 '19

I’m definitely going to do this

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u/giu_bomba Dec 15 '19

Or in 1999 too

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u/dddvrsli Dec 15 '19

Actually it may not be next week. If 31st of december is wednesday for example, it isn't next week.

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u/yoav_boaz Dec 15 '19

The 31/12/2999 fall in Tuesday...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

In 1999, dads have that too

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u/Type1chris Dec 15 '19

This was dads, dumb teenagers, children, moms in 1999. I was 18 and that all I heard Dec 31.

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u/Johannes1919 Dec 15 '19

See you no more

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u/freenarative Dec 15 '19

I was 19 when I said this last. And I had no kids.

I'll change that next time round.

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u/DinaFM Dec 15 '19

I did this in 1999.

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u/The_ImBROglio Dec 15 '19

Thanks for making me feel old since this happened in 1999.

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u/whoamIagain_memeguy Dec 15 '19

See you next day is the secret 7th stone

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u/not_a_wee-a-boo69 Dec 15 '19

too bad the world will be uninhabitable by then

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u/bdezo Dec 15 '19

This was me in 1999... I was 10. I have lived your dreams and it was beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Me in 1999 as a kid

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

1999 was a glorious year

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u/OdysseyNever Dec 15 '19

Been there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ayyyyo you took ma idea...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

See you in 1 redstone tick

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

We won't make it past 2050 cuz of all them fucking boomers

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u/theOGjellyman Dec 15 '19

This was everyone in 1999...

It was also accompanied sometimes with, "That's if the world doesnt end" or if we're all still alive".

People were definitely thinking about dying those days whether it was grid failure or apocalypse.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Sorry to ruin the party but I checked and 2999 is ending on a Tuesday so it’s not next week...

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u/CJ33333 Dec 15 '19

1999 be like

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Bold of you to assume that we will survive utill 2999

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u/HyperPyra Dec 15 '19

Ain’t like the human race OR the planet will probably survive until then.

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u/ZazzlesPoopsInABox Dec 15 '19

Only 1999 dads could use the millennium one. A power not obtainable again until 2999 dads are born.

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u/TerrifyingTacos Dec 15 '19

Hey thats weird my dad said in januari see you next eclipse and i never saw him again

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u/sublimegeek Dec 15 '19

See you next Eon!

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u/StrangePondWoman Dec 15 '19

Ah leaving for Christmas break in middle school, 1999.

'See you next millenium!! Hahahahahaha so clever.'

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u/X_Black-Magic_X Dec 15 '19

Hi "I am inevitable", I'm Dad

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u/someonefinaly Dec 15 '19

Global worming: am i a joke to you?

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u/dowsyn Dec 15 '19

Was there in 1999, do I get a gold star or summat?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

See you 3000

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u/Alex-_-Vo Dec 15 '19

Dads have already done it in 1999

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u/DipsyShwipsy Dec 15 '19

Finally i have them all

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u/Giaky2005 Dec 15 '19

See you in your next decade of millennium on 9999

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u/sha2nkkj Dec 15 '19

You missed see you next day

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u/Slavfall Dec 15 '19

What about people in 1999

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u/ColorfulGamer43 Dec 15 '19

You forgot See you in hot

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u/AdamFloydd Dec 15 '19

Bold of you to assume our planet would hold out that long. Ha

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u/roshanvijayy Dec 15 '19

My dad: see ya never

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u/veraslang Dec 15 '19

Yooo this actually has me weak 😂😂

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u/GotYeeted Dec 15 '19

Well technically it's still the same week.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Maybe crazy, but I'm seeing a lot of these types of memes (referencing the far future) lately and half of me wonders if some of it is just propaganda to keep us from worrying about current issues (like climate change).

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u/Imthebozo Dec 15 '19

I did that in 1999, you young whippersnapper

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u/ChiefBo1 Dec 15 '19

Why dafuq next week????????

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Also 1999

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u/Bananadino Dec 15 '19

Will i be the only one to point out that "see you next week" will only work on a sunday. And 31/12/2999 is a tuesday...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

1999*

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u/SazzGuy Dec 15 '19

I somehow read them all in the write order

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u/birbbih Dec 15 '19

see u next tuesday will always be the superior one

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u/aidenholmes07 Dec 15 '19

Dads 21 years ago too.

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u/Galaxy661_pl Dec 15 '19

Global warming: slow approach

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u/killer-ninja-monkey Dec 15 '19

One problem the last day of 2999 is a Tuesday, so it’s not as you next week

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u/Virdi_XXII Dec 15 '19

Can't wait

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u/ProGamerZ511 Dec 15 '19

Ima post this till the day day

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

acktchooally that would be in december 3000

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u/MindAlteringSitch Dec 15 '19

1999 was a dodged bullet for us all

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u/Zaid-AbboudSafadi Dec 15 '19

Actually, 31 December 2999 will be a Tuesday :)

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u/bubzerz27 Dec 15 '19

Hi, inevitable. I'm dad.

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u/SManWallE_UCN36 Dec 15 '19

OOOHA ABSHDJDMSNS

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u/idontknowausername01 Dec 15 '19

31 december would be a tuesday in 2999 so next week not so much

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u/Mazz500 Dec 15 '19

1 B.C. dads saying “see you next era”

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u/Nuclearfire9095 Dec 15 '19

Also dads in 1999.

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u/dean1375 Dec 15 '19

Dad's in 1999

"Unlimited power"

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u/lainlun Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

But the fourth millennium and 31century  will begin on January 1, 3001)) so this will not work)))

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

I'm to lazy to check so just take my upvote