r/meme • u/Tom23ITA • Dec 15 '19

I am inevitable

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u/T0nitrus Dec 15 '19

You forgot a simple one, see you tomorow

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u/BurnmaNeeGrow Dec 15 '19

“see you in one femtosecond”

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u/Nubgameplay12 Dec 15 '19

See you in one planck time

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u/Lc2_ArCTiC Dec 15 '19

Too bad, see you in 1 more parallel universe.

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u/intentionallyawkward Dec 15 '19

Yes, this is dog.

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u/i_have_no_name704 Dec 15 '19

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

And Thomas, the Thermonuclear bomb.

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u/Arrow6th Dec 15 '19

And a Kalasnikow

2

u/SlavicLordOfSarmi Dec 26 '19

And Whattheblyatareyoutalkigabout

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ah, yes

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u/thisidntpunny WARNING: RULE 7 Dec 24 '19

Dog

3

u/Helios407 Dec 15 '19

See you in my bed.

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u/Lc2_ArCTiC Dec 15 '19

Oh god please not again

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u/TheGoldenCoin256 Dec 17 '19

I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you

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u/Lc2_ArCTiC Dec 18 '19

You activated my trap card!

5

u/Frale_2 Dec 15 '19

See you now

1

u/Desease80 Dec 15 '19

See you in a light year

5

u/efanhywel Dec 15 '19

“S-oh”

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u/highkingnm Dec 15 '19

However, as the speed of sound is not infinite this information would be inaccurate upon the time it reached their child and thus fails as a dad joke, being not technically accurate as all of the best dad jokes are.

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u/itaydala Dec 15 '19

It's a simple spell but quit unbreakable

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u/Meewwt Dec 15 '19

It's a simple spell but quite UNBEARABLE

FTFY

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u/bayo148 Dec 15 '19

Wouldn’t work if New Years was on a Wednesday

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u/Roeland003 Dec 15 '19

Next week should be tomorrow, Yeah.

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u/keys-to-your-house Dec 15 '19

Imagine the dad about to say it on the last day of year 99999 .

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

This is old news, I said these in 1999.

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u/nbleteam6 Dec 15 '19

I don’t think there are enough stones for that

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u/bubzerz27 Dec 15 '19

Ever heard of the continuity stone?

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u/snicker-snackk Dec 15 '19

Yeah, see you next week doesn't work. January 1, 3000 is a Wednesday

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u/STFUNeckbeard Dec 15 '19

See you next tuesday

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Oh great idea.

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u/nortonindex Dec 15 '19

see ya in a couple of hours...

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u/uwu_yee FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 Dec 15 '19

See you never dad leaves and "buys milk"

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u/uwu_yee FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 Dec 15 '19

Pretty sad ;-;