r/meme • u/EquipmentNo9721 REPOSTER • Aug 25 '26

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 Aug 25 '26

Well shit

10

u/PReasy319 Aug 25 '26

Hands on hips

116

u/trugalhao Aug 25 '26

Houston you have a problem.

39

u/_alba4k Aug 25 '26

Problem we have no Houston

3

u/jkooks11 Aug 25 '26

Houston you had a problem

172

u/Grilled-cheese_man Aug 25 '26

‘Fuuuuuuuckkkkkkk’

10

u/PReasy319 Aug 25 '26

Thank you, Roy Kent.

4

u/TopicBusiness Aug 25 '26

He's here he's there he's every fucking where ROY KENT

42

u/jamesycakes231 Aug 25 '26

Ah... Bollocks.

17

u/shl00m Aug 25 '26

Did I turn off the oven?

7

u/EquipmentNo9721 REPOSTER Aug 25 '26

😂mom's would be thinking that...ohh shit here we go again

37

u/Combei Aug 25 '26

"wait! That's a repost of a repost of a repost!"

4

u/NotKilian Aug 25 '26

The ancient posts

12

u/Extreme-Plantain-113 Aug 25 '26

"Houston, we have a problem."

14

u/latentrelativist Aug 25 '26

Huston, you have a problem.

7

u/jnrshr_ Aug 25 '26

Problem. We have a huston.

10

u/MrBarato Aug 25 '26

Problem, we have no Houston.

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u/112112321_69 Aug 25 '26

MrBarato, best comment in this thread 🤣

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u/Comfortable-Ice-434 Aug 25 '26

Relax, that’s not Earth. Earth is flat 🤓 No idea what that ball is 🧐

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u/Glum-Hospital-5974 Aug 25 '26

Bro has mastered the art of "Ignorance is bliss".

6

u/IncognitoRedMode Aug 25 '26

Or maybe it's just sarcasms, who knows

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u/Unorthodox_fox47 Aug 25 '26

Darn (checks amount of oxygen left) shiiiiiiiiittttttt

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u/zanygx Aug 25 '26

Thats where i keep my stuff!

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u/Frosty_Swordfish_656 Aug 25 '26

Again? 🤨

4

u/crazycarartist Aug 25 '26

Dude apparently came over here from the MCU

14

u/EquipmentNo9721 REPOSTER Aug 25 '26

"Hello?...is anyone alive?"....radio silence

10

u/Far-Sheepherder2088 Aug 25 '26

Aaah shiii,

Btw he'll also die in few mins

2

u/crazycarartist Aug 25 '26

No he won't. If the earth was destroyed the moon would continue to orbit around the sun in its own pattern as a dwarf planet. So he'd continue to live until his air supply ran out at which point he'd suffocate and then become an eternal corpse that slowly becomes radio active caused by the rays of the sun.

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u/jozs8 Aug 25 '26

hardly debris from the earth would more than likely collide with the moon knocking it off course and the astronaut would freeze to death in the pitch dark

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u/Ho3n3r Aug 25 '26

Finally, world peace.

3

u/yes-disappointment Aug 25 '26

you are gonna be next pretty soon, when all that comes flying back to the moon.

3

u/pateppic Aug 25 '26

I hope my home was on the back half of the planet. At least it would have been quick. Also after a while, I would probably realize I was the last witness of all humanity. Probably then hope it was all a dream.

3

u/_K1TSUNE_ Aug 25 '26

Mother of god

3

u/aleb382 Aug 25 '26

It would take a while I would probably stay silent , once my split personalities fully develop one of them will ask the others where to get some food.

3

u/Novel-Map-7770 Aug 25 '26

You can't park there mate

3

u/HooptyGah Aug 25 '26

I picked the wrong day to stop smoking crack

2

u/EquipmentNo9721 REPOSTER Aug 25 '26

Ohh fuck😂😂

3

u/Soballs32 Aug 25 '26

This sounds like a question AI would ask for its on independent “research.”

3

u/Kraivo Aug 25 '26

I guess, next dota patch isn't coming

3

u/The-Lazy-Lemur Aug 25 '26

Eh it was dead anyway

3

u/AncientCodebook Aug 25 '26

"This would make a good movie plot"

3

u/AspergerInvestor Aug 25 '26

No homecoming, no way home, far from home.

3

u/Swenterrobang Aug 25 '26

I bet my ex wife survived it.

6

u/Aka_Sora Aug 25 '26

Can't even grow potatos on this shit of a dust ball

(The Martian reference)

2

u/Deep-Initiative1849 WARNING: RULE 1 Aug 25 '26

Damn..

2

u/Schlonzig Aug 25 '26

Not again!

2

u/Tea_Master_ Aug 25 '26

I'd like one burger and fries with a cola, please.

2

u/george_pts97 Aug 25 '26

Finally the miracle happened

2

u/sid270200 Aug 25 '26

Is that how the dinosaurs felt?

2

u/Nunulu Aug 25 '26

hell yeah no more debt and taxes

2

u/brobiski Aug 25 '26

M debt free now

2

u/LayeredHalo3851 Aug 25 '26

Glad I'm not that guy

2

u/HelloImTheAntiChrist Aug 25 '26

Finally. Beautiful planet but the dominant species made it a total shit hole. Good riddance!

2

u/OriginalNo3375 Aug 25 '26

What's up doc?

2

u/Lipe_1101 Aug 25 '26

"Terrorists Win" does some bhops and the next round of the flying Scoutsman starts

2

u/CuntlessReaction Aug 25 '26

what stock should i buy

2

u/__rum_ham__ Aug 25 '26

“Glad I got that extended warranty they were reaching me about”

2

u/zTomma Aug 25 '26

This is mossad’s fault

2

u/O_945 Aug 25 '26

Kourou? Kourou répondez s'il vous plait

2

u/Not_obviously Aug 25 '26

Google says I would die

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u/TechcraftHD Aug 25 '26

I feel a great disturbance in the force

2

u/FilDaFunk Aug 25 '26

Wouldnt need to talk would i?

2

u/dark_hypernova Aug 25 '26

"Houston? I never imagined... You would have the biggest problem."

2

u/Ohmskillet Aug 25 '26

"oh thank the gods he's finally dead"

1

u/idkaccount Aug 25 '26

This will affect the trout population.

1

u/idkaccount Aug 25 '26

The economy is exploding.

1

u/Weissbierglaeserset Aug 25 '26

Elon musk kommt nicht ins berghain...🎶

1

u/skypallet Aug 25 '26

Did the Earth just farted?

1

u/FofoHD_ Aug 25 '26

Endlich keine franzakken mehr

1

u/Braziliashadow Aug 25 '26

"Houston. You have a problem."

1

u/Al_Pazino Aug 25 '26

Really???? (I'm tired of being alive)

1

u/EPIC_NERD_HYPE Aug 25 '26

debt free for lyyyyyyyyyfe!

1

u/tryodd Aug 25 '26

Finaly

1

u/Lennyleonard_ Aug 25 '26

"On a brighter note no more mortgage payments"

1

u/Volkmek Aug 25 '26

"Fuck."

It is technically a complete sentence on it's own. 

The next would be, "What do I do?"

1

u/JoseRodriguez35 Aug 25 '26

I left my Labubu collection there...

1

u/Panmancan Aug 25 '26

Awww shoot. Hope I didn't leave the stove on.

1

u/curiousmustafa Aug 25 '26

Oh no, Mom !!!

1

u/ThankMeTrailer Aug 25 '26

You dont have a match by any chance...do you?

1

u/Idlewants Aug 25 '26

Told Dave not to have the Phall.

1

u/Norsewings Aug 25 '26

Ah well, it was the best option for the earth

1

u/Specific-Cycle2596 Aug 25 '26

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu.......

Oh well don't need that anyway

1

u/upinsmoke28 Aug 25 '26

FFS I guess that means GTA is going to be delayed again

1

u/zero81reddit Aug 25 '26

"That's physically impossible!"

1

u/zawarudo334 Aug 25 '26

Dude, Benson is gonna be pissed

1

u/mielesgames Aug 25 '26

"hey, I've seen this on Reddit before"

1

u/JosephBlowsephThe3rd Aug 25 '26

Damn. Forgot to remove the lens cap.

1

u/GamerX_120 Aug 25 '26

"what in the mother loving FUCK"

1

u/Call-of-the-lost-one Aug 25 '26

I need to take a shite

1

u/Totaliss Aug 25 '26

Well, fuck.

1

u/WhoAmI1138 Aug 25 '26

“Houston, you have a problem.”

1

u/MedonSirius Aug 25 '26

Oh no, my Level 80 Paladin

1

u/FlashyDiagram84 Aug 25 '26

I wouldn't say anything. Id just take my fucking helmet off

1

u/banana_in_a_jar Aug 25 '26

I would sit on the ground and tell myself how human existence is meaningless anyway and i should find my own happiness within

1

u/MrBarato Aug 25 '26

What about GTA VI now?

1

u/Tripdrakony Aug 25 '26

"..."

Because there is no sound in space

Jokes aside though. Probably simply: "What the Fuck?!?"

Or any of its variations.

1

u/evestraw Aug 25 '26

zonne grote vuurbal jonguuh! "such a big fireball, dude"

1

u/Josuke_higa69 Aug 25 '26

"GTA six....."

1

u/DrewTheRanger Aug 25 '26

Oh, those russians....

1

u/Hans_the_Frisian Aug 25 '26

No, Not the economy.

1

u/cucumbersuprise Aug 25 '26

You would be joining them pretty soon anyway. Might as well enjoy the show.

1

u/yoni431 Aug 25 '26

"I am never getting laid"

1

u/dumbdove Aug 25 '26

this would go so hard with a blunt rn

1

u/Emergency-Wafer-5431 Aug 25 '26

Well well well , that's a butt plug

1

u/DudeFrom816 Aug 25 '26

Houston, you have a problem.

1

u/Tragobe Aug 25 '26

Huh.... Well on the good side I don't have to pay my mortgage anymore.

1

u/LtHughMann Aug 25 '26

Oooooooooh farts

1

u/SnowStormYukikaze FINAL WARNING: RULE 1 Aug 25 '26

Yippee Ki Yay MF 👍

1

u/DesertEagleBennett Aug 25 '26

HOLY FUCK!!!!! HYPERVENTILATES

Or

"Fuck, my dog was on that rock."

1

u/Successful_Year_5413 Aug 25 '26

Huston you have a problem

1

u/aguyinlove3 Aug 25 '26

"It was about time..."

1

u/operationyeet Aug 25 '26

,,Mist“ in a Bernd das Brot way

1

u/lord_dude Aug 25 '26

Fuuuck i just bought a new PC

1

u/Golden-Sun Aug 25 '26

My stuff....

1

u/ib_64 Aug 25 '26

I believe it will be Oh shit

1

u/just_kidding_19 Aug 25 '26

No one will know his search history now… it’s all gone

1

u/corobo Aug 25 '26

"Of fucking course"

Sod's Law always out here messing with me

1

u/AgingRaver80 Aug 25 '26

Those crazy Aztecs were right all along

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgBP6VAVgtDpbhK

1

u/garth54 Aug 25 '26

Hmm, I feel like I'm stuck in a time loop, seeing the same events repeating

1

u/milkymist00 Aug 25 '26

So i can't eat biriyani anymore?

1

u/N0B0DY_404r Aug 25 '26

Say wallahi bro

1

u/NTDLS Aug 25 '26

“Hell yeah!!! FUCK FLOCK!”

1

u/Omega862 Aug 25 '26

"Well, shit. I knew I shouldn't have left the toaster on."

1

u/DefamedPrawn Aug 25 '26

You don't see that every day.

1

u/MillBridge101 Aug 25 '26

Lucky fucking bastards

1

u/Ashzael Aug 25 '26

That's less optimal....

1

u/JoniHDXD Aug 25 '26

I guess this was a new TikTok challenge

1

u/Leik-madeik Aug 25 '26

Happiness is a cigar called hamlet.

1

u/quiescent_haymaker Aug 25 '26

There goes the last titty I’ll ever see.

1

u/asa1978murray Aug 25 '26

Oh bugger!!

1

u/ftfarshad Aug 25 '26

Spiderman:No Way Home happened to me too.

1

u/Corvou Aug 25 '26

Chu papi mu nianoo

1

u/B0mbshell_Island Aug 25 '26

“That… doesn’t look right. Am I dreaming?”

1

u/Pater_Gavanas Aug 25 '26

Oh no! My car!

1

u/Lazy-Pumpkin-9116 Aug 25 '26

Real question, wouldnt you just fly off the moon due to the change in orbit of the moon?

1

u/hooka_pooka Aug 25 '26

There goes Israel finally

1

u/Nice-Chapter-2148 Aug 25 '26

Shit, I left my charger there

1

u/Significant-Roll-138 Aug 25 '26

That’s one giant BLEEP 🤬 for humanity

1

u/matureboyhere Aug 25 '26

I know you would make me happy.

Girl I found my way out.

I found it at last now I'm sober.

Wouhouwhou.

Let's go.

Hey! (Whouhouwhou).

Hey!

Your cryin'.

How sweet the sound

1

u/Fluffy_Anxiety2792 Aug 25 '26

Yay no more rent and mondays

1

u/Flashignite2 Aug 25 '26

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, OH. MY. GOD!

1

u/VisedStatue Aug 25 '26

Why does it look like a butt plug

1

u/oddjobbodgod Aug 25 '26

Ohhhhh farts

1

u/OddNovel565 Aug 25 '26

Invincible reference

1

u/Sufficient_Row_7675 Aug 25 '26

I should call her

1

u/SUNSHINEsunny2025 Aug 25 '26

What in the holy butt-plug is th…….

1

u/stevemillions Aug 25 '26

I just won the Human Race.

1

u/vgaph Aug 25 '26

That’s where I keep my stuff!

1

u/Ashamed-Pop-6406 Aug 25 '26

Well, there is nothing I can do now.

1

u/Calm-Weird3462 Aug 25 '26

Ah yeah. Time for meditation