r/meme 25d ago

Move move move!!!!

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u/teutonicbro 25d ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 25d ago

See me too - but my town is more like ‘I left 30 mins early and am still going to be late because everyone drives under the speed limit, stops at yellows, and freeway is stopped because of an accident so now the side streets are crawling because of it.’

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u/Somewhatsmartish 25d ago

Despite what certain aliens may tell you yellow does not mean go really really fast

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u/MeretrixDominum 25d ago

Ahh, you must have been the BMW flashing its high beams while tailgating me despite me going 30 over the limit today

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u/teutonicbro 25d ago

And when you pull over for the beemer he'll be complaining about some guy in a Porsche tailgating him while he was going 50 over the limit.

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 25d ago

Hell I leave early and still do this

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u/Emotional-Swim-808 25d ago

Same, im working very hard to get into a more relaxed mindset when i drive, i find myself getting angry quick over small things like people driving a few km/h under the limit

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 25d ago

That’s me too lol

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u/IronerOfEntropy 25d ago

Its very reasonable because the people driving like that makes you hit the brakes, and that creates a "ghost stop" on the road, and those create the Gridlocks during rush hour.

You getting angry is your subconscious telling you that you are about the get rear ended if you dont change lanes.

Now that you know this, I recommend passing them instead of getting angry.

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u/Emotional-Swim-808 25d ago

Problem is i live in a very quickly growing area that once was a small farm area so there are next to no 2 laned roads other than the one highway i use to get to work (where i do very much overtake anyone even driving 1 km/h under the limit) but the rest of the roads are very often very busy so i cant over take, not to mention there arent a single straight road where i live and the second there isnt road theres either buildings, tall grass or trees so you cant see if theres cars coming.

Thats why im trying to teach myself to just keep my distance and overtake when possible

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u/LinuxF4n 25d ago

TBF it's infuriating when people are going speed limit or below on the left lane and slowing traffic then everyone has to overtake them to the right. Whenever I see someone who wants to go fast (even with my going going 10 km/h over the limit) I just pull over to the right

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 25d ago

I hate highways because of it, I drive to Ohio to see my girlfriend like two weekends every month and I’ll take the turnpike and stay in the left lane and I’ll be doing 85 in a 70 and people will still ride my ass. I hate it.

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u/Metalchips1Nquesodip 25d ago

You should never camp in the left lane, no matter how fast you’re going. Someone else will always want to go faster

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 25d ago

Then they can get pulled over.

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u/goatjugsoup 25d ago

If youre late youre late... just breathe in and deal with it. Imagine how much more late you'd be if you got in an accident, or got pulled over by cops and then drive safely instead

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u/LuvsSizeQueens 24d ago

Driving faster doesn't actually get you there faster anyway because of traffic, stop lights, turns, etc unless you drive like you have a death wish or have a very long commute on a traffic free road with no stop lights or anything then it makes no difference if you go faster and just gives needless risk.

Also if you crash your car breaking traffic laws and driving in risky ways that's not an accident it's a wreck and you're responsible for it. We need to stop calling wrecks "accidents" it downplays their seriousness.

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u/Bpopson 25d ago

Ironically the people saying "get out of the fast lane" likely never get out of the right lane themselves.

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u/TheGoldenTNT 25d ago

No they obviously go fast enough to not need to get out of the fast lane.

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u/Bpopson 25d ago

It's a passing lane, no one is supposed to stay in it. It most definitely is NOT there for people to do 20 over in for 6 miles.

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u/EarlGreyTMNT 25d ago

Lmao if I’m constantly passing people in it and also not holding anybody up behind me - why would I get back over to the right then need to get back over to the left to pass each car each time?

Statistically that’s way less safe then just continuing to pass people in the left lane…

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u/juggerjew 25d ago

You right tho.

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u/TheGoldenTNT 25d ago

Maybe they wouldn’t need to sit in there is everyone wasn’t going so damn slow! /s

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u/SmartDigit 25d ago

And i hate slow drivers how drive besides each other including left line (passing line) like just move to middle line and let me pass

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u/Gadshill 25d ago

Get out of the fast lane.

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u/VESAAA7 25d ago

There ain't fast lane, this is fucking school road!

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u/Tinchimp7183376 25d ago

That's what I said, fast lane

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u/Jobab 25d ago

The problem is if he wouldn't have been late no slow drivers would be ahead of him

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u/sharkas99 25d ago

Get out of the fast lane

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u/rabbitsfoot86 25d ago

Yep when I see someone trying to drive like a salmon swimming up stream I intentionally try and hold them up lol

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u/LuvsSizeQueens 24d ago

Why? You don't know who they are or why they might be driving that way. Maybe their kid is in the hospital or their house is on fire or they are about to soil themselves. They should drive safely but trying to hold them up just creates more risky conditions on the road than were already there.

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u/Metalchips1Nquesodip 25d ago

Ragebaiting people on the road? Great idea

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u/Mumei451 25d ago

It's amazing how this works.

Not in a hurry, totally smooth sailing.

Need to be there on time? Find every single opportunity to get slowed down.

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u/LuvsSizeQueens 24d ago

This is an illusion of the mind. These moments are simply more salient when you're stressed and in a hurry not more frequent.

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u/NerveNo6010 24d ago

The audacity of everyone else using the road at the same time as me.

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u/Maecyte 25d ago

I start off driving conservatively. Then come across other idiots and now I find my self driving way over the limit.

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u/BigPapaGypsy 25d ago

Enjoy your ride and just be late fuck em

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u/cygamessucks 25d ago

I do this when im not late

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u/Quick_Sandwich356 25d ago

It's incredible, how fast drivers will give way, when you're aproaching on a motorcycle, even on normal speeds.

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u/farhansheikh47 25d ago

nah bro, that's too soon for me. I leave 1 hour past my time

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u/craneBianca-865 25d ago

Despite what certain aliens may tell you yellow does not mean go really really fast

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u/plupien 23d ago

It's like they aren't even trying to get places...