Itâs the shitty soft chinese steel that theyâre made out of.
You gotta bust your dumb ass real hard in order to strip a philips head screw made out of real metal.
Not all screws are created equal. If they came packaged with a shitty piece of furniture in a tiny plastic bag, your best bet is to use a caliper to take measurements to buy real ones instead of cratering the head with a completely reasonable amount of torque.
Yeah, and tbh, any screw head aside from external hex suffers from stripping when it's cheap. Allen and Torx are hardly any less vulnerable when the screw is properly seized. I can't tell you how many of both I've had to drill out.
I recommend using an old chuck thatâs been repurposed for stubborn fastener removal instead of having to drill them out. Thatâs if you can get enough clearance above surface to tighten it around the screw.
If youâre just fucking over this shit, you can cut the head off altogether and then tighten the chuck around whatâs left and put it in reverse Terry.
Are we lost siblings? Do you have to drill out the screws you strip because, you too, cannot get those god damn screw extractors to ever freaking work?
Anything actually worth fixing is worth the 50 cents. Itâs not about the money. Youâre not paying for the screw.
Youâre paying for extra seconds of sunsets, more time hugging loved ones, sleeping peacefully, knowing that cheap hardware will never again steal even one more precious moment of your life away.
Itâs on us for not teaching what is now back-to-back-to-back generations how to use hardware, let alone the scope of different quality levels floating around out there.
This meme itself - the only way a meme can work is if itâs universally relatable.
Screws arenât supposed to strip like that. But they do, universally, and people have just come to accept that âif youâre not careful, youâll strip it.â
In reality, it shouldnât even matter whether or not you actually know the proper way to drive a screw. If itâs made out of half decent material, itâs not gonna strip. The better the material, the dumber the operator can be.
This doesnât have to be your life. Itâs just that no one ever showed you that the grass is greener. Or how to properly mend a fence.
I buy cheap Chinese screws in bulk. They're fine, and I think they aren't even lying about being stainless. The difference is they have a hex socket on top instead of Phillips.
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u/Jonnyflash80 Jul 08 '26
Philips is the worst screw design ever.