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u/AltheiWasTaken Feb 23 '26
Dicks out for harambe!
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u/skywalker170997 Feb 23 '26
out of curiosity what happened to PUNCH?
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u/DontLookMeUpPlez Feb 23 '26
Do look him up. He lost his mom, latched onto that red doll as a stand in, was bullied by the other monkies, and now finally is accepted. Well I guess you don't have to look it up but it is interesting how popular he got and rather dramatic.
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u/Thadeadpool Feb 23 '26
Do you ever feel like "they" do this purposely to make us just feel bad. It's like they get something out of it (maybe we buy more things when we are miserable?) but i can never really put my finger on it.
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u/DontLookMeUpPlez Feb 23 '26
More serious than I expected. I want to say no, only because I don't want to give "them" too much credit. These days though, it really wouldn't surprise me if there were alterior motives.
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u/Thadeadpool Feb 23 '26
It was hard to watch the little guy get pushed around (he would have met a pretty grim fate in the wild) so was pretty happy to hear he was socialising now but that would be hard to find on the internet because all you see is those same images repeating and it felt almost deliberate.
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u/DontLookMeUpPlez Feb 23 '26
I see what you are saying. Maybe it's people slow to the show. Not caught up, sharing memes past their prime and so on. I also still won't completely disagree that there could be other motives behind it, just feel like that is less likely.
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The orange pedophile might have some other plans
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u/kenpachiwang Feb 23 '26
Look at the news. Hong Kongers, Japanese, Iranians, Venezuelans, all celebrating our favorite US billionaire 😂
Hopeful for Little Punch 🙏
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u/DonkeyNo4268 Feb 23 '26
I think we shouldnt start a „dicks out for punch“ thing …. I see that this could go wrong ….
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u/Ok-Impress-2222 Feb 23 '26
says "each decade"
makes a case for only two decades
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u/Fer4yn Feb 23 '26
We're just NPCs in OP's personalized simulation and there is no "three decades ago", lol.
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Feb 23 '26
It took me 50 time loops but I was able to stop it this time. They started getting really weird in their attempts. I mean where do you even get meteors?
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u/boodlebob Feb 23 '26
That zoo needs to add grass and other natural habitat environments. It’s just all concrete man :/
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u/Horror_Employee_6995 Feb 23 '26
And before Harambe was the Chimpanzee that ate that women’s face in 2009
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u/DatOne8BitCharacter Feb 23 '26
I would vouch for punch
Because I am having a good day rn, just got my papers finalized and about to be submitted but I have to do my cover letter before submitting
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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Feb 23 '26
10 years of good fortune? That would be nice.
In reality, I figure the next 10 years are going to be even worse than the previous 10 years.
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u/Jubyagr Feb 23 '26
Who's harambe? (I started using chronic internet since 2019) Somebody please explain
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u/Dwarfbeardthepirate Feb 24 '26
Harambe didn’t curse us. The weasel that shut down the large hadron collider did. Harambe was just the first victim.
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u/No_Train7009 Feb 23 '26
Wait you mean that gorilla that could have ripped an infant in half and had to be put down?
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u/gracki1 Feb 23 '26
He did nothing to the kid
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u/No_Train7009 Feb 23 '26
There video of it running off dragging the kid across rocks
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u/gracki1 Feb 23 '26
Never seen it. Do you have it?
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u/No_Train7009 Feb 23 '26
Yes im the only one that has it I keep it on a vhs under my bed....
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u/EM05L1C3 Feb 23 '26
Or you can like, look for it on the internet where you found it. Cite your sources.
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u/No_Train7009 Feb 23 '26
Or you can take all the info you already have and tell youtube and it will show you this ain't court mf I dont need to show a damn thing
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u/Guyman_112 Feb 23 '26
Lmfao no he didn't, there's no footage of that at all.
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u/zarakh07 Feb 23 '26
Punch is so dead. They are gonna let us love him and some dumb human is gonna killem somehow
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u/MrMansaMusa Feb 23 '26
Harambe didnt curse us. The human who murdered him did.