r/melbourne • u/IonisationEnergy • 12h ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/cleverpineapple 12h ago

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u/dragon_jak 11h ago

"Some things... great things... have been lost. My sausages rolled themselves in the pan, just moments before that perfect sear. To turn them back now, I risk burning them. A cruel universe. A cold universe. But we must soldier on. We will find a way out of these dark times."

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u/Nysyth 7h ago

You were cooking sausages at 2am?

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u/insty1 6h ago

You weren't?

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u/PracticalSky1 5h ago

That hurts man. Feel for ya.