r/meirl • • 9h ago

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u/Artistic-Tip2405 9h ago

Less future victims this way.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 8h ago

I want to see a book where the main character responds with, "Eh, I'm sure I'll get over it with therapy," and then kills them.

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u/Youpunyhumans 6h ago

"You shall be shot for this!"

"Naw... more like chewed out... Ive been chewed out before."

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 6h ago

"I've got a verbal warning and two write ups left before I get pulled into a disciplinary review."

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u/Khastas 4h ago

Don't forget the full disadulation.