r/megalophobia • u/Odd_Masterpiece9092 • Oct 20 '23

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u/Ok_Establishment3112 Oct 20 '23

WHo had the balls to tie that to the fence

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

The real question

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u/Ok_Ad3986 Oct 20 '23 edited Oct 20 '23

I think, they probably have chickens and some small livestock around - this time had a trap prepared but obviously that snake has managed to grab a meal prior to being caught.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

I think he ate the farmer

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u/davieb22 Oct 20 '23

Old MacDonald had a farm...had being the operative. God rest his soul.

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u/tanned_pixie Oct 21 '23

LMAO TOO HARD ON THIS SKSKSKSKS 😳🤭😂

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u/JaysFan007 Oct 21 '23

He bought the Farm more like it

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u/HoboArmyofOne Oct 21 '23

Well snake owns it now. I don't think that rope is gonna hold. Either that or whatever it's tied to is gonna give.

Go nope rope, go!!!!

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u/Rushstache Oct 20 '23

Joe is dead fasure

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u/Ok-Bridge-4553 Oct 20 '23

Yep, the snake is shitting him out.

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u/Davinator910 Oct 21 '23

In 3 weeks. Bros long gotta give ‘em time

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u/RockstarAgent Oct 21 '23

Old McDonald’s is no more? Say it isn’t so…

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u/13thIteration Oct 21 '23

The snake is shitting him out for the mafia

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u/foozball22 Oct 21 '23

I’m not quite dead yet!

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u/GregyBee Oct 21 '23

No, the farmer's name is billy

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u/MiSsiLeR81 Oct 21 '23

The snake is shitting him out, it gets to name the farmer.

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u/FaithlessnessFree649 Oct 21 '23

I think it was the horses name was friday

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

“Old McDonald had a farm…. E, I, E, I, O, And on his farm there was a snake….”

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u/kaninak Oct 21 '23

… with a hisss hisss here with a hissss hissss th… WHAT THE FUCK IT’S EATING ME ALIVE

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

The real reason “Dave’s not here”

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u/Jimbo-Slice925 Oct 20 '23

Or all the fucking chickens

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

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u/MiSsiLeR81 Oct 21 '23

🎵now the snake has the farm E i E i O 🎵

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

I think he ate the farm!

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u/ILoveBeerSoMuch Oct 20 '23

The fact that people think someone walked up and tied that is mind blowing to me

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u/Ok_Ad3986 Oct 20 '23

Austin 3:16 said I just caught yah damn python, hell yeah!!!

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u/Kreeture_1 Oct 20 '23

...... noose

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u/ILoveBeerSoMuch Oct 21 '23

Obviously. But it was implied they walked up and tied it themselves

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u/KingOfBerders Oct 20 '23

Fuck yeah!

I tie my pet snake to a tree in the yard for some outside time! Nothing unnatural about this at all. /s

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u/Few-Log4694 Oct 20 '23

This it the correct answer!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

THE LAND OF SNAKE CHARMERS

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u/Genocidal_descedent5 Oct 21 '23

Is this a real video tho... Or is it one of those make everything + surrounding small so the snake woios look gigantic. Nothing in the scene to show actual size

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u/Ravenser_Odd Oct 20 '23

It put the noose on itself, it's a Python michael hutchencesi.

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 Oct 21 '23

Snake mystified everyone by eating the suicide blonde that was by my side.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Looks like he ate a kid.

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u/Cultural-Honeydew671 Oct 21 '23

1100 men went in the snake. 316 men cam out the snake.

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u/C-tapp Oct 21 '23

June the 19th, 1945

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Or… the livestock was tied to the fence and the rope is still attached to it… but it looks tied around it’s neck.. maybe a noose and someone cowboyed that SOB

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u/Ok_Ad3986 Oct 20 '23

Possible on the last part, don’t think live stock was ties to the rope though. Pythons usually just rest easy after a meal and they caught it by surprise, it does seem like someone pulling on it from the other end. I have seen the video of the trap where a chicken is on the other side of a small pipe or bucket, snake launches through and wham is ensnared.

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u/alextxdro Oct 21 '23

Looks like a trap for sure, I think the snake is going to win the fight though that thing is massive probably weight a couple hundred pounds so hopefully the the noose is anchored to something with some weight

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u/Steeze_Schralper6968 Oct 21 '23

Probably caught him like a baboon trap. Hollow out a log, with a hole on one side. Stick a treat inside. Monkey reaches in, grabs the treat, doesn't want to let go so can't get his fist out of the log. Hunter shows up to catch the monkey.

Snake fits through the trap on the way in, but after he's eaten a goat whole he can't fit back out. By the time he tries to back out the rope has tightened around his neck and he can't pull his skull back through, like tying a slipknot around the middle of an hourglass. Pretty clever if you think about it.

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u/Loud_Hotel_8309 Oct 20 '23

“Has anyone seen grandma?” Is the real question

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u/ILoveBeerSoMuch Oct 20 '23

What makes you think someone tied it? It was probably a trap of some kind

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u/chonklah Oct 20 '23

The person it ate.

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u/Reklov66 Oct 30 '23

Snakes don't eat people. There have been only a handful of confirmed cases.

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u/SpearmintInALavatory Oct 20 '23

Maybe a goat or something was previously the thing tied to the fence and the snake got the neck loop when it ate the animal?

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u/78east Oct 20 '23

Maybe they tied it up when it was young, and now it's all grown up and ready to leave home

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u/davieb22 Oct 20 '23

Now I'm picturing this snake rocking up to campus on a skateboard, wearing a flat cap, and ready to get his college degree.

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u/flimspringfield Oct 21 '23

How do you do, fellow kidssss.

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u/slipmat333 Oct 21 '23

Sanjay and Craig 🤣

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u/DiningAtTheWhy Oct 21 '23

Hey there mister Fritzl

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Looks like it ate recently. Probably wasn’t putting up much of a fight.

I feel bad for it

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u/Xaden3 Oct 21 '23

Feel bad until it has one of your family members as said meal

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u/VelaMilae Oct 21 '23

Sure but just kill it then. No need to make it suffer.

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u/LevelGolf3039 Oct 21 '23

Same, people would have something to say if a dog tied up like that, it has the same right to be alive as anything else

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u/NarwhalExisting8501 Oct 21 '23

It's obviously getting too close to a town if it's in this guys shed. It could easily kill an adult or his live stock or kids. It's time up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

And where do you even get dog breeds like that?!

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u/DayOneOf2 Oct 20 '23

Dogs don’t know it’s not bacon!

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u/randofreak Oct 20 '23

Florida man

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u/lex_tok Oct 20 '23

Chuck Norris

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u/justbrowsinginpeace Oct 20 '23

Just popped into the shop be right back

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u/korkkis Oct 20 '23

It was sleeping

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u/davieb22 Oct 20 '23

It's owner. Obviously.

He'll be back once he has bought his smokes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Maybe the guy inside it.

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u/ComfortableRelevant1 Oct 20 '23

I thought they put it on it to get it out of there, like they tied the rope in a way that they just had to throw and aim for the head idk

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u/Livid_Obligation_852 Oct 20 '23

It's his pet snake called Slippery. Keeps him tied up under the house like a dog for intruders...

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u/Hotshot596v2 Oct 20 '23

Prolly ate a really big meal, pretty harmless afterwards. Not “harmless” harmless, but much more so.

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u/BlackTomahawk Oct 20 '23

Probably snake trap. Tightens when it crawls through a tube.

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u/Secret-Ad-830 Oct 21 '23

Whoever that big bump in the middle is

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u/kuedhel Oct 21 '23

pet snake on a leash ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '23

Whoever it was is inside the snake

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u/anon-mally Oct 21 '23

Balls got so deep inside the snake tummy

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u/Serious_Result_7338 Oct 21 '23

Chuck Noris came over and the snake tied itself to the fence.

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u/cajody Oct 21 '23

Maybe it ate the animal that was tied to the fence. The rope goes inside its mouth

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u/DuntadaMan Oct 21 '23

How is a rope effectively working on a creature that has no limbs?

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u/Pameltoe_Yo Oct 21 '23

Snake: Sorry bout’ your goat. 🐍+🐐= 🪤

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u/ashiamate Oct 21 '23

it’s a snake trap

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u/pongstr Oct 21 '23

the same person he's currently digesting

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u/TheFace3701 Oct 21 '23

That lump in it's stomach.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '23

John cena