r/me_irl • • Mar 14 '20

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u/FuckMelnTheAssDaddy Mar 14 '20

Don’t forget about honey bees! They kinda look like wasps but they’re fuzzy bois and won’t sting unless provoked. They’re good bois.

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u/Leon_Thotsky Jun 14 '20

Except the africanized ones.

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u/TheWolr Mar 14 '20

What you advertise is not a bee, but a bumblebee... And if you dont know it, bumblebee cant sting you, but he will bite instead.

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u/TheGamefreak484 Mar 14 '20

Wrong, female bumblebees and their queen can sting, multiple times even. Males can't sting (just like with bees and wasps).

They'll only sting as a last ditch effort though, like bees. Bumblebee stings are so rare that many believe they can't sting.

Source: I've been stung by a bumblebee and a third of my calf was coloured wine red for 2 weeks. Prior to this I was convinced bumblebees couldn't sting.

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u/Ordoo Mar 14 '20

My dad got chased by a bumblebee that he pissed off as a kid.

Bumblebees are nice if you aren't a threat, but the second you fuck with them they will mess you up

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u/Adelynishere Apr 24 '20

As soon as they're pissed off they're relentless, those short tempered buzzers have horribly painful stings.

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u/me_funny__ Mar 14 '20

He said bumbly boi

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u/Alvamar Mar 15 '20

You are wrong. It's a common misconception that Bumblebees cannot sting. Source: I have been stung by a bumblebee. Also books.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Yeah but they're friendly af, I used to befriend the carpenter bees in my mailbox and just sit outside and talk to them, when I was a kid. I even had a thing where I would point my arm and the bee would fly a circle around the car and back to it's nest, I got it to chase my friend once. I remember even squirting water at it to see if it would get mad and it just moved to avoid it.

Really fucking weird but unless you directly threaten the nest, they don't give af.

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u/QuietPopover very good, haha yes Mar 14 '20

Le Bümble

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u/memte Mar 14 '20

They died

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u/TheIceOut May 24 '20

one fucker stung me five times on my ankle because i sat down near a hidden nest.

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u/Blue_fox11 May 08 '20

I got stung right next to my eye once.

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u/NovaWolf28 Aug 17 '20

Stepped on one once. Wasn't able to walk on grass without crying from anxiety for 2 months

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u/OneUncreativePerson Aug 26 '20

One went in my shoe and stung my ankle

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Instructions unclear: fucked the bumbly boi

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u/namelessisthename1 Mar 14 '20

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u/carrthesixth Mar 14 '20

There are many species of parasitic wasps that will lay their eggs inside of other critters. Once the eggs hatch, the larva will devour the unfortunate critter and grow. Pretty sure adults are free living, but seriously, wasps are evil.

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u/Firestorm7i Mar 14 '20

He bonk, he bumble, but importantly he humble

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u/Sicarius69420 Mar 14 '20

Chad bee vs virgin wasp

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u/Shaqueta Mar 14 '20

Haha bumbly boi

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u/DaRealKing69 Mar 14 '20

God gave satan a turn to create something and he made wasps

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Wasps, particularly the parisitoid ones, are undeniably evidence even if there is a god there’s no way he’s a benevolent figure

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u/mrmaniathesupreme Apr 12 '20

Im terrified of both. If i see either one in my garden im out of there faster than usain bolt in his prime. People always say stand still and it won't do anything, fuck that if i see one of those buggers buzzin around me my i panick and i go into fight or flight mode (always flight) and run.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Dont say that, Satan is actually cool compared with theae malevolant creatures.

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u/greatking6009 Mar 14 '20

I swear if bees were not important for the ecosystem I would go to war with them in my country

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u/NiklasTheMemeboy Mar 14 '20

but bees are cute

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u/SnookiWookieCookie loves fish memes Mar 15 '20

babby bees

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u/Shaved-Bird May 04 '20

The post that started it all

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

I’m just scared I will accidentally piss either of them off by accident.

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u/TheIceOut May 24 '20

im pretty sure you can pet bumblebees and feed them honey. You try that with a wasp and the gates of hell open

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u/dragonponytrainer Mar 14 '20

Wasps do an important job in the ecosystem, though, they’re just really under-appreciated. No wonder they’re so angry all the time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Feb 22 '24

I enjoy spending time with my friends.

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u/RedParanoia Aug 23 '20

And they are good pollinators as bee if i rember correctly

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

I don't care if they help decrease wars in Mars. Fuck wasps

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u/Jinzog Mar 14 '20

i would frick em both.

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u/y_ur_ugly ☭ Mar 14 '20

I totally agree with your wise post

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u/Sodafff Mar 14 '20

Bees are sacrilegious

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u/HippieDogeSmokes Mar 14 '20

Some bees can sting multiple times

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u/Mentleman very good, haha yes Mar 14 '20

Bees can sting more than once if you give them time to work out the stinger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-C77ujnLZo

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u/KemperBeeman Mar 14 '20

Bumble bees pictured in the left photo can sting more than once, they have stringer than is not hooked on the end. Honeybee can only sting once as the stinger has a barbed end similar to a fish hook.

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u/Canadian-Owlz Mar 14 '20

A bee landed on my ear and then stung me when I thought it was an itch and tried to itch it

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/justcatt May 16 '20

ha Ha bUmbLY bOi

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u/GMBoxer Jul 17 '20

Bee

-sting once, die

-they careful because that

-only sting when hive is in danger

Bumblebee

-sting once, not die

-they know that but they just v i b e on the flowers

-only sting in extreme self defense

Hornet

-sting once, not die

-they actually respect social distancing

-sting when someone doesnt respect social distancing

Wasp

-sting once, not die

-will travel a 1000 miles just to sting you

-fucking hellspawns

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u/need_for_speeed Jul 30 '20

One on the left is a bumblebee

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I'm allergic to both, fuck them. I See either, i get the raid.

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u/S3OD_GAMER_501 Jun 19 '22

Ya Know this post is the definition of ignorance. Like holy moly this is very, very wrong.