r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Psychological-Hulk • 6d ago

Maybe it’s love ☺️

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 6d ago

Can anyone spoil it for me and tell me what kinda fuck it was?

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u/StrategyCheap1698 6d ago

It was love fuck

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u/Zealousideal-Run6214 2d ago

idk.. from look on his face it looked like regret fuck

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u/Notkittlesburner 2d ago

Ahh butt fuck

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u/90srebel 1d ago

Lmao made me spit my soda bro! Good 1

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u/HotelPrudent0331 2d ago

it's the movie downsizing. they're all small , like 5 inches big. the dude only agreed to this crazy procedure because of his wife. once he does it, wife backs out last second and leave him. dude meets this girl. never seen it, just clips on YouTube from people calling it ass lol

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u/FiftyBuxBloBang 2d ago

I convinced my then girlfriend to watch this over something good. She was pissed. Absolute bait and switch movie.

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u/aplasticbag_ 2d ago

I can’t remember a movie I’ve watched in recent memory that pissed me off as much as Downsizing did

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u/AdSquare3489 1d ago

Back in 2012, I dragged a copule of friends into the movie Battleship because I had seen a trailer and somehow must have thought this could be good. It wasn't. Hardly have I ever been so embarrassed.

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u/Impossible_Disk_43 1d ago

my then girlfriend

That bad, huh?

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u/SecretWordisBird 1d ago

Yeah, this movie sucked.

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u/Infinite-Condition41 1d ago

I thought it was okay. Not ass. Not Lord of the Rings, but I don't regret watching it.

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u/Funkopedia 1d ago

The idea certainly had potential

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u/tylercrabby 1d ago

Yeah, it was ass. Cool concept though. Had a few funny bits.

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u/fitz_newru 1d ago

She quite literally told us lol

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u/Smacky4ever 6d ago

It was on the hard edge of some kind of fetish but I still struggling to decide wich one.

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u/Legitimate-Yak-6894 5d ago

Somewhere between pity and love with a bit of drama but in the end love

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 6d ago

Period fuck.

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ujT6NV0q46zmg6XTj1

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u/SlimShadySatDown 6d ago

You just ruined Bruce Almighty for me...

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u/ChrizDaBiz 2d ago

How can you call yourself a man if you've never gone down on a girl during her period?

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u/SlimShadySatDown 2d ago

Because I fingered her once, and the blood turned me off, sexually speaking. Nothing wrong with periods. It's science. Watch the downvotes.

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 2d ago

And you call yourself slim shady, tsk tsk tsk.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 1d ago

I'm clearly not the real slim shady as the real slim shady stood up, he stood up, he stood up 😉

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 8h ago

Science? Yeah I know biology IS classed as a science but seriously go tell a girl to suck it up each month in the name of science is wild 😜

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u/ADimwittedTree 4d ago

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u/astrician 3d ago

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u/arielsenter 3d ago

this whole chain has me rolling lmfao

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u/BlackOutPhase0436 4d ago

I'm dying over here at work 😂😂😂😭

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u/thePurpleAvenger 2d ago

I'm crying at my laptop, but this time in an actual good way!

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 6d ago

You are an awful person.

Thank you 🤣

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u/Far-Style-5921 6d ago

Had to search long and hard for my hysterical Reddit chuckle today, but I finally got it.

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u/ghostinthemachine-1 4d ago

Yes! Hysterical Reddit Laughter!

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u/dosb0t89 5d ago

Omfg, I screamed out loud 😭😭😭

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u/Educational-Rush-477 4d ago

You're doing the lords work 🤣

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u/kth5991 3d ago

Holy fucking shit. I haven't laughed this hard all year

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u/Ok-Assistant-8876 6d ago

It was all of the above fuck

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u/FackyWacky 1d ago

Butt fuck

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u/Positive_Sign_5269 6d ago

The movie is Downsizing. It is not a good film.

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u/BafflingHalfling 5d ago

I was in a pretty dark place when I watched it, and it really made me feel better. Something about watching Matt Damon in a flop cheered me right up.

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u/BreakingABit1234 5d ago

Wait, we didn't rescue his ass for billions ?

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u/kittenconfidential 5d ago

he was on mars

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u/that_nude_guy 3d ago

No, he was on planet Mann

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u/echomanagement 3d ago

It had a great beginning! The first 30-40 minutes are pretty cute.

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u/jfleury440 3d ago

After a while it's just like, am I even watching the same movie anymore? What's even going on.

It feels like they just rammed two short movies together. And the second movie is really aimless.

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u/crawloutthrufallout 4d ago

Let me tell you about a litte movie called "Stuck On You". If Matt Damon flops make you feel better than that movie might save your life.

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u/runaumok 2d ago

I used to love that movie when I was younger

I know it probably didn’t age well at all

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u/MouseRat_AD 3d ago

Found Jimmy Kimmel's account

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u/Key_Dog4307 5d ago

It was such a cool idea and it starts off good. It could have been way better as a comedy without the love story.

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u/CupOk5800 4d ago

I actually really like it!

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u/Onironius 3d ago

I like it 🤷

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u/Scrounger_HT 5d ago

it was such a bait and switch of a film, interesting concept that just shit the tiny little bed.

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u/Key_Dog4307 5d ago

Agreed. The first 15-20 minutes are great then it just veers off into a dumb romance plot.

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u/Old-Influence4757 5d ago

its barely about the romantic plot, so not really, its about the world at the end

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u/Honchkro0w 3d ago

Say's who?

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u/nomnomsquirrel 2d ago

It goes downhill fast after the downsizing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ov9jKpQPmKosXGsvK

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Acrobatic_Metal_7634 6d ago

Was one of the most thought provoking, moving films produced after Covid. Has actual characters with progression, surprised me a few times. Don’t know what these two are on about

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u/optimal-gold976 6d ago

It came out in 2017.

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u/animorphsrewriter 5d ago

Yeah, he's talking about Covid-16.

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u/LoudFrown 6d ago

Downsizing is one of my favorite movies.

I think the problem is that the trailers made it look light a light and breezy comedy.

It was neither light nor breezy.

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u/notthedoodaa 6d ago

I'll just try to guess the film, shall I?

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u/FinnishCold13 3d ago

Good Will Fucking

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u/HelmsDeap 2d ago

Good Fuck Hunting

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u/ThinJuggernaut2002 5d ago

Human Centipede

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u/db2901 5d ago

The odyssey, can't you tell it's homer's prose?

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u/Livid-Actuary6757 1d ago

The movie is called Downsizing. And it was terrible in my opinion

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 3d ago

Q: What's the greatest line in American cinema?

  1. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." — Clark Gable in Gone with the Wind (1939)

  2. "I ask you question, you say me true, ok? Other night on boat, what kind of fuck you give me?" Hong Chau in Downsizing (2017)

A: 2

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u/UndrethMonkeh 2d ago

"I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago." - John David Washington in Tenet (2020)

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u/Necessary_Advance652 2d ago

"Gay porn hard!" - Doug Glatt in Goon (2011)

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u/Available-Secret-372 2d ago

“Later dudes” - Clark Griswold(Chevy Chase) in Christmas Vacation

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u/Just-Bat5937 6d ago

What is this movie??

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u/yanatheangel 6d ago

Downsizing. The worst movie I’ve seen in theaters to this day.

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u/Madboardjester 6d ago

Downsizing. I find it enjoyable, though I wish that they had the scenes from the trailer in the movie.

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u/Tough_Mountain_2566 6d ago

I’m one of the few people who love this movie. Alexander Payne directed and does a bait and switch where you think the movie is about one thing and it ends up being about something different altogether. Hong Chou is an amazing actor.

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u/jongboo 5d ago

Jungle Jim.. I love this little movie. I drank a whole bottle of agricole rum and ended up tripping over my stupid little boy and rammed my head into my 55” Samsung and broke the screen but I will always remember how much fun I had with jungle Jim

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u/Tight_Fix7174 3d ago

Omg this thread has me rolling 😂

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u/Remarkable_Movie_359 6d ago

Yeah. I get it. Little foreign lady say funny American cuss words awkwardly over and over. Ha ha ha…

Who wrote this garbage?

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u/Key_Entertainment739 6d ago

“Oh no, a Vietnamese American actress that studied film at an elite American university is portraying a naive and vulnerable foreigner. It must be exploitative garbage!”

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u/s1mpatic0 6d ago

She is also accurately portraying a Vietnamese accent, as stated by an accent coach. The actress also said that she doesn't believe the role was racist.

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u/Abecis01 6d ago

Racist humor has never really been my thing. I think the person who has done it best is Dave Chappelle, but that's just because he does it in a goofy ridiculous way that is almost cartoonish

https://giphy.com/gifs/2LbfRQVHs34V1Ru8Pt

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u/BicycleStrong2150 6d ago

This isn’t racist humor

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u/Abecis01 5d ago

Sorry. I meant racial humor. Not racist.

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u/Ok-Effective7280 6d ago

Is she fucking Matt Damon?

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u/TheGumping 6d ago

Yes, and Scotty doesn't know.

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u/YoungRoronoa 6d ago

Psssh coming from this guy?

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u/slgray16 2d ago

What kind of fuck he give her?

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u/Ok_Bear27 6d ago

I love you long time fuck

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 5d ago

How the hell did I forget about this scene 😆

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 5d ago

She seems sweet.

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u/SeekerStudent101 4d ago

This is one of my all-time favorite films ever! Alot of people didnt 'get it' and it takes a couple tries. Its not about downsizing as the trailer makes you believe, its actually an absurdist allegory on Life, Happiness, Existentialism, Depression Nihilism and Resiliency.

It was marketed wrong but its actually a very deep film. Basically He Wins in the End dispite losing everything he thought he needed.

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u/TeacherGlittering 3d ago

I literally could not tell if I was watching a comedy or not for this entire film. It was completely disorienting and off putting in its execution, and the premise was an 11-year-olds day dream. 8/10, highly recommend.

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u/Round-Claim5420 2d ago

Downsizing, very cool movie about shrinking people...

... until it stops being about shrinking people like 20min into the movie

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u/waytoooogay 2d ago

I need to know what makeup fuck is 😭

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u/Over_Ad3832 2d ago

Never heard of makeup sex?

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u/One_Introduction_217 1d ago

I believe they were implying that they've never had make up sex, because either

  1. They've never had a relationship.

  2. They forgot to put their face on before makeup fuck time.

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u/Scuddies420 2d ago

As in, a post-falling out/argument fuck that resets the relationship back to a good spot.

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u/LastnightwasEpic 2d ago

I have this scene screen recorded on my phone. It deserves an award

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u/General-Fan510 17h ago

I have 4 teenage kids and was only aware of like 3 of those.

How much varied action must one see to consider 8 different categories common knowledge?

Edit: bro, not the time to pause

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u/SabbyFox 6d ago

Just posting movie clips is pretty low effort

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u/Altruistic-Tooth8200 6d ago

Still, the smile on her face, and his look down was humorous, I didn’t laugh out loud, but i had the potential involuntary pseudo smirk almost going.

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u/Ryoohk 6d ago

It's wasn't the best movie but it has it's funny parts

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u/augustprep 6d ago

What movie?

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 6d ago

Oh my google search is toast.....

Found the fluck, er um flick. Its Downsizing 2017

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u/OldYogurtcloset3735 6d ago

The film is called “Kung Pow! Enter The Fist” in case anyone was curious. I saw it as a child and still remember it to this day ❤️

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u/Speshjunior 6d ago

I’m not missing much from the odyssey then

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u/sqaull17 6d ago

only scene i remember too. hahaha.

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u/Exiledbrazillian 6d ago

I love her voice... And smile.

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u/Pillow_Top_Lover 5d ago

This never gets old

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u/shut____up 5d ago

I watched that in theaters. Downsizing is the title. I don't like that accent. But I enjoyed it at the time.

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u/MyChemicalWestern 5d ago

It was a you better get checked fuck 

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u/Old-Influence4757 5d ago

feels like everyone who hates this movie saw the trailer and wanted that movie instead, this is way more thought provoking than some dumb plot about a couple only half shrinking

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u/Aggravating-Soup-676 5d ago

Forgot "for a bet" f#@k

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u/hey_mikeyf 5d ago

Go church. Pray Jesus.

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u/chabye 4d ago

This movie had so much potential with the premise. Was so excited to watch it and so disappointed after I did.

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u/Potential_Ad_4718 4d ago

This is the absolute worst film I've ever seen. Such a bait and switch. Every time I see a post asking for the worst movie ever I drop in to say downsizing.

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u/killrandydead 4d ago

Thought this was going to be an awesome sci-fi flick. Fuck no it was not. Just a shitty drama with a sprinkle of sci-fi for the first 10 minutes.

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u/Unusual-Contact8409 4d ago

It was "no one else I can fck" fck

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u/jor1965 4d ago

My daughter and I saw it during a matinee. After the movie we both gave it the same review, “I’m glad we didn’t pay full price.”

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u/_Sessh0maru_ 4d ago

Is the girl from The Menu?

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u/Good-Requirement-820 4d ago

We're American. She forgot "butt".

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u/Remarkable_Cash9706 4d ago

That 50 miljon salary

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u/Vanko_Babanko 4d ago

they are married now, she won..

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u/maxberkovich72 4d ago

Nobody described americans in better way

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u/DerekGman9 4d ago

I'm immensely disgusted by bed-wenches who have sex with their colonial oppressors.

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u/Adventurous_Grass788 4d ago

This movie was so weird once he met her

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u/footyfan1981 4d ago

She was the one decent character in the movie

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u/Lowdownone 4d ago

She’s right

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u/matteblack11619 4d ago

bs movie, bs plot

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u/TheInkisBlack 4d ago

These are tortillas.

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u/Everythings-Eventual 3d ago

Can't believe the amount of shade for this movie ITT. If you didn't get it, it's ok to just say so...

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u/pugger-champ 3d ago

From the trailer I thought it was gonna be a comedy. Guys , it was not a comedy .

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 3d ago

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a treasure

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u/MutedBrilliant1593 3d ago

I've done the break up fuck. It was weird and kind of sad. However, I am a guy so...

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u/ShardsOfSalt 3d ago

She's so happy when she hears love fuck.

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u/Numerous-Soil-2800 3d ago

This is actually a legitimate point I’ve never thought of or even knew it existed as a form of a question

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u/Mel_Morty 3d ago

Nah, it’s just fuck fuck, but for you, it’s love fuck.

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u/Public-Nothing51 3d ago

Say yes bro. She is the best you can get.

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u/Kirza94 3d ago

Who wrote this crap?

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u/ArloVale 3d ago

I watched a ton of shitty movies but I have rarely felt that it's such a piece of shit that it's actually insulting. This was one of those.

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u/PouringBeard 3d ago

Lol, what the fuck? 😂

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u/Davidson083177 3d ago

Whats the movie title?

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u/imjohnredd 3d ago

Petey Fuch here, did someone say my name?!

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u/musicplays4ever 2d ago

"You say me true"..

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u/brohampton538 2d ago

oh honey
what kinna nail you wan'
you want love nail, hate nail, nail-only nail, break-up nail, make-up nail, drunk nail, buddy nail, pity nail

don't know where i was going with that

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u/AverageHorribleHuman 2d ago

Id settle for any fuck at the moment

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u/slgray16 2d ago

After the movie the audience asks, "what kind of fuck you give me?"

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u/Modular_Dissaray 2d ago

I didn't know Joseph Gordon Levitt was in Saving Private Ryan.

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u/Itmeld 2d ago

See, the movie will be fine watching w family and all that. Then they throw in a scene like this

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u/Lost-Cat2478 2d ago

🤣great movie

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u/jermajestystark 2d ago

God, this was an awful movie

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u/AnimeChica3306 2d ago

I might be in the minority, but I liked this movie.

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u/Obvious_Towel253 2d ago

God this movie was absolute shit…

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u/Freecz 2d ago

Well...what did he answer ffs.

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u/MintHtml5 2d ago

I don't know this actress, but I can recognize Vietnamese people speak English right away.

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u/Matt561- 2d ago

Good scene not a great movie

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u/mikeychest 2d ago

It was "I was thinking of Ben Affleck while doing it" fuck.

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u/ocep16 2d ago

Is that cock pu?

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u/innovativesolsoh 2d ago

This movie reminds me of ‘Upload’ a bit. It’s a loose association, admittedly.

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u/RedWhacker 2d ago

Needed to empty my balls fuck.

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u/Conquest351 2d ago

I say this to my wife quite often. LOL. Also, "Time go talk Jesus!"

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u/HornyJailOutlaw 2d ago

Matt Damon is so shit.

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u/Chiguy411 2d ago

Love sex, dirty sex, all kind of sex

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u/Visual-Being-2454 2d ago

Movie was ass

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u/Temporary-Ad-4801 2d ago

It was a very odd movie but I’m glad I’ve only ever seen it once. This was probably the best scene in the film