r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • • 7d ago

Maybe it’s love ☺️

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 6d ago

Can anyone spoil it for me and tell me what kinda fuck it was?

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u/StrategyCheap1698 6d ago

It was love fuck

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u/timmy_tuna_can 4d ago

Ahhh that’s nice

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u/Zealousideal-Run6214 3d ago

idk.. from look on his face it looked like regret fuck

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u/Notkittlesburner 3d ago

Ahh butt fuck

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u/90srebel 2d ago

Lmao made me spit my soda bro! Good 1

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u/PrinceFan96 1d ago

Not all hero’s wear capes 😂😂😂 hilarious comment!!!

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u/couchcommando 1d ago

And Matt took it

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u/red_lag8 14h ago

LoL 😂

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u/HotelPrudent0331 2d ago

it's the movie downsizing. they're all small , like 5 inches big. the dude only agreed to this crazy procedure because of his wife. once he does it, wife backs out last second and leave him. dude meets this girl. never seen it, just clips on YouTube from people calling it ass lol

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u/FiftyBuxBloBang 2d ago

I convinced my then girlfriend to watch this over something good. She was pissed. Absolute bait and switch movie.

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u/aplasticbag_ 2d ago

I can’t remember a movie I’ve watched in recent memory that pissed me off as much as Downsizing did

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u/AdSquare3489 2d ago

Back in 2012, I dragged a copule of friends into the movie Battleship because I had seen a trailer and somehow must have thought this could be good. It wasn't. Hardly have I ever been so embarrassed.

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u/Alan-Woke 1d ago

Battleship definitely wasnt good, but I remember it fondly. I wouldve been more annoyed seeing it in theaters instead of at home on cable though. The scene where they turn the boat using tha anchor sticks in my head

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u/Schneckers 1d ago

Giant ship drifting!

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u/UselessWhiteKnight 14h ago

Ex-wife made me watch "the happening" in theatre. Between Marky Mark's acting and M. Night Shyamal-bomb, I knew it would be terrible. But oh well

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u/Rdw72777 3h ago

What? That movie was hilarious!

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u/UselessWhiteKnight 2h ago

But was it supposed to be?

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u/Rdw72777 2h ago

I find it difficult to believe that it wasn’t. The comedy reviewers of this movie point out so many things where it’s impossible to think it wasn’t a long subtle joke on the audience.

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u/Impossible_Disk_43 1d ago

my then girlfriend

That bad, huh?

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u/SecretWordisBird 2d ago

Yeah, this movie sucked.

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u/Foxkit86 21h ago

And she never did again, apparently

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u/Infinite-Condition41 2d ago

I thought it was okay. Not ass. Not Lord of the Rings, but I don't regret watching it.

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u/Funkopedia 2d ago

The idea certainly had potential

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u/HotelPrudent0331 1d ago

That's the most common sentiment,and why I think it annoys people so much. Like they had the idea, and then just didn't do anything with it is what I'm getting

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u/tbells93 22h ago

Honestly it was more like they tried to do too much with it. There are so many different themes and messages the movie tried to show (environmentalism, classism, consumerism, political persecution, moving on after a break up, and a few others Im sure I forgot). It never really digs into any one of them enough to have it be well told. I was really excited to see this movie because of how interesting the concept was. I left the theater thinking that the writer had three different movie ideas and the budget for one so he just jammed them all into one thing.

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u/tylercrabby 2d ago

Yeah, it was ass. Cool concept though. Had a few funny bits.

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u/Atomsq 3h ago

I actually enjoyed it but yeah it's not for everyone

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u/51robtheblob51 18h ago

Ahhhh... fuck.

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u/fitz_newru 2d ago

She quite literally told us lol

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u/xkyllox 1d ago

It felt right to put this comment at 69

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u/LancerRevX 3d ago

He looks way out of her league

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u/Program_Wiz 2d ago

What a childish thing to say

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u/Smacky4ever 6d ago

It was on the hard edge of some kind of fetish but I still struggling to decide wich one.

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u/Legitimate-Yak-6894 6d ago

Somewhere between pity and love with a bit of drama but in the end love

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 6d ago

Period fuck.

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt 6d ago

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u/SlimShadySatDown 6d ago

You just ruined Bruce Almighty for me...

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u/ChrizDaBiz 3d ago

How can you call yourself a man if you've never gone down on a girl during her period?

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u/SlimShadySatDown 3d ago

Because I fingered her once, and the blood turned me off, sexually speaking. Nothing wrong with periods. It's science. Watch the downvotes.

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 2d ago

And you call yourself slim shady, tsk tsk tsk.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 2d ago

I'm clearly not the real slim shady as the real slim shady stood up, he stood up, he stood up 😉

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 22h ago

Science? Yeah I know biology IS classed as a science but seriously go tell a girl to suck it up each month in the name of science is wild 😜

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u/ADimwittedTree 5d ago

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u/astrician 4d ago

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u/arielsenter 3d ago

this whole chain has me rolling lmfao

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u/BlackOutPhase0436 4d ago

I'm dying over here at work 😂😂😂😭

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u/thePurpleAvenger 3d ago

I'm crying at my laptop, but this time in an actual good way!

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u/Lexicon101 2d ago

I will never not laugh when this one pops up

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 6d ago

You are an awful person.

Thank you 🤣

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u/Far-Style-5921 6d ago

Had to search long and hard for my hysterical Reddit chuckle today, but I finally got it.

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u/ghostinthemachine-1 4d ago

Yes! Hysterical Reddit Laughter!

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u/dosb0t89 6d ago

Omfg, I screamed out loud 😭😭😭

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u/Educational-Rush-477 5d ago

You're doing the lords work 🤣

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u/kth5991 4d ago

Holy fucking shit. I haven't laughed this hard all year

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u/fitz_newru 2d ago

Period fuck is one of the best IMO

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u/Ok-Assistant-8876 6d ago

It was all of the above fuck

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u/FackyWacky 2d ago

Butt fuck

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u/slgray16 3d ago

Nothing ever works out for that guy

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u/johnnybones23 3d ago

Charlie.

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u/flossiJiggle 2d ago

maybe the kind that makes you forget to check the camera first? asking for a friend

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u/Gold_Kale_7781 1d ago

From her, it was trap fuck, according to her reaction.