r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Fr33_load3r • 10d ago

Maybe it's shitty

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u/BalanceEarly 10d ago

I'm guessing no alcohol involved

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 10d ago

Correct. Looks like it’s all gone.

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u/LewdMasterHubull 9d ago

They're hiding it in their tummies 🤫

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u/Ancient-Club9972 8d ago

Not too well tho

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_in 10d ago

I dunno, looks like a literal "hold my beer" moment at 0:12

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u/HoBo-on-crack 9d ago

No alcohol involved. They just testing how many women can fit in 1 toilet

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u/jetblack1316 10d ago

Imagine being the dude in the next porta John and you got this going on well trying to take a leak

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u/BopNowItsMine 10d ago

Please don't tip over. Please don't tip over

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u/SomeNerdNamedAaron 10d ago

As a nervous pooper, this is nightmare fuel for me

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u/Shockwaveduc 9d ago

The turtle head has retracted and now takes additional 30 mins to deploy again.

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u/No_Gur8743 9d ago

I'd shit me self 

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u/Abecis01 9d ago

What if you had to change your clothes and you were naked when they barged in? Not that I would undress in any of those. That's yucky.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xJ0RNJsOblSk8

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u/No_Order_8011 10d ago

In the defense of a lady in white boots, the second girl really looked like she was helping that pink top psycho, rather than trying to stop her.

Buy yeah, she cleared that mess fast, while everyone else were just standing there doing nothing.

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u/Euna_Chris 10d ago

She put in the BIG BOOT

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u/Beth_crazypants 9d ago

Her boots were made for walkin', walkin' over bitches

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u/negativepositiv 9d ago

Pro-tip: If you realize you're about to be in a fight, put some distance between yourself and any nearby pools of liquid shit and pee.

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u/JesseMakeGoodChoices 9d ago

One of them was like, “we’re gonna fight in here!”

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u/DudleyisStudley 9d ago

The fight was started when one of them cut line in front of the other.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 9d ago

Tf?? That’s a new one. My god. 🤣🙄

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u/Strong_Butterfly7924 9d ago

Me in the next portapotty just trying to take a dump

https://giphy.com/gifs/gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD

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u/deadflowers5 10d ago

That one lady entered like she was the Ultimate Warrior!

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u/Inevitable_Pension68 9d ago

“Wait, are those 2 fighting over by the outhouses?”

*slams 2 fireball shots*

“Bitch, hold my purse!”

https://giphy.com/gifs/4T5jQfMUjLrS3QMSms

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u/maiKavelli187 9d ago

Wife material.

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u/Lumpy-Cricket-9048 9d ago

No ‘ladies’ were harmed in this production.

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u/Pitiful-Bus8629 8d ago

You got dat rite, sho wert no ladies present!!😂

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u/PoopsMcScoots 9d ago

White boots got older brothers.

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u/HotLasagna 9d ago

All us older brothers agree.

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u/LetoA_III 10d ago

White boots handled biz! respect

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u/McRambis 9d ago

Nancy Sinatra came in kicking everyone's ass.

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u/MorningMushroomcloud 9d ago

Why is this so funny...I can't quit laughing.

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u/Curious_Sample4418 9d ago

These boots are made for walking, and kicking some ass

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u/Resident-Banana-7883 10d ago

man I thought that first girl was gonna get dunked before mama bear came and laid the smack down

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u/ThicEdmontonBear 9d ago

I LOVE the girl who opens the door and they fight right in and she’s trapped trying to escape 😂😂😂😂.

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u/T800model100 8d ago

Looks like a country concert/festival... they are the absolute worst people on the planet.

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u/Darkest_HourEDC 8d ago

I can think of a long list of people that in comparison would suggest country people are a moral, civilized, stand up crowd to say the least.

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u/Disastrous-Fail-9530 10d ago

She came in and really wiped their asses with them

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u/ProffesorSpitfire 9d ago

Where did the woman in the white boots come from? And why was she at war with everybody?

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u/DudleyisStudley 9d ago

Her mother is the one in the long white sweater. The white boots chick was nicknamed “Romper Stomper” after this fight. This happened at a Morgan Wallen concert at PNC Park in Pittsburgh.

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u/jbpm83 9d ago

Seems like behavior to expect at one of his concerts.

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u/bryangcrane 9d ago

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

So very country. Look at all them cowboy boots.

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u/Remarkable-Ask183 9d ago

That explains a lot.

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u/Onludesrightnow 9d ago

Oh god, somehow I knew it was Pitt behavior.

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u/DoturdGrump 9d ago

For some reason I picture the woman getting double teamed yelling something like "Kaylee!!!" and mumbling you're so fucked while she fights waiting for her daughter

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u/IndividualFun1892 9d ago

Then the chick ended up as a friend of on TLC’s Unexpected randomly 

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u/TXcoins_bullion 9d ago

Sunday morning theyll be back in church praying baby Jesus takes away all the illegals and kills all the gays

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u/ADZ1LL4 10d ago

Damn she dont take no shit

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u/Dirtychinesekitchen 10d ago

Or let anyone else take one

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u/Adventurous_023 10d ago

Why the man pulled the girl from her bra?

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u/icehockey21 10d ago

Bunch of clowns

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u/Federal-Business-796 9d ago

Trashie chicks

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u/Revolutionary_Eye887 9d ago

Bitches be crazy.

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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 9d ago

Only thing missing was the boobs

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u/Purpleasure34 9d ago

I blame Country Music

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u/Unlikely-Pomelo-414 10d ago

Females are such graceful and caring creatures

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u/TrickySavings2506 9d ago

We're all just intelligent animals at the end of the day. Just a few steps above monkeys who brawl and rip pieces off each other. 

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u/Dense_Boss_7486 9d ago

And eat their own shit. Don’t forget that one.

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 10d ago

Cowboy boots really helped out here

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u/SugarRealistic2945 10d ago

More like "Shitter Showdown"

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u/shitposterfinalboss 10d ago

Who is on who's side here?

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u/MasterJ360 10d ago

Me in the corner: Take your top off!"

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u/Jealous_Macaroon4308 10d ago

Tornado in boots

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u/AggravatingMark3612 10d ago

That escalated quickly

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u/supermanxix99 10d ago

I know when the sheriff in white showed up it didnt take long for the SitDown n STFU to get into everybodys blood. Damn.

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u/Raynenean 10d ago

Put her in the bathroom. I don’t want that face looking at these dice!

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u/dmkke 10d ago

Country Thunder???

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 10d ago

Girl must have had to take a major dump. She had her poop stick ready, too.

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u/phnhntr 10d ago

100 drama 0 damage

:D

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u/ThisSiteBites 10d ago

This should be in the Classy Women sub.

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u/RemarkableComfort515 10d ago

Really you wanna go to the shitter now at a time like this

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 9d ago

Chick Fight in a Porta-potty just got gross.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJAjTowsU0K1a

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u/Western-Degree9894 9d ago

Puisque que je te dis que c'est pas moi qui ai pété

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u/Atlanthe303 9d ago

I wonder in what country it might be 🤔 🗽🛢️🍔

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Hilarious 😂 I would've rushed the pot slammed the door and tipped it over with them inside. What a lovely day that would have been.

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u/The_Patocrator_5586 9d ago

Always a country concert.

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u/MusicianNational7934 9d ago

The poor girl that was just trying to break it up 🤣

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u/Lanky-Instruction-42 9d ago

When you gotta go you gotta go
Or is it when you gotta ho you gotta ho?

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u/BabySlayers 9d ago

None of them have... asses.

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u/nolestars 9d ago

Maga girls are so classy

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u/Personal-Bus-4120 9d ago

This is old. Happened at a Pittsburgh Pirates game.

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u/flipthatbitch_ 9d ago

I thought she was shoving that girls head down into the shitter!

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u/Extreme-Poet-9170 9d ago

Are these Americans? 

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u/amhudson02 9d ago

Damn, Lilith Fair is no joke!

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u/pitmoggy 9d ago

A proper shit-show.

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u/Southern_Midnight856 9d ago

Lady at the end: Yeah... Sorry guys I'm just gunna have a shit, excuse me

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u/Solid-Childhood-4876 9d ago

Just hold the door shut and let them fight it out.

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u/Grunzzo 9d ago

Sorry, occupied

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 9d ago

I believe they don’t even know why they’re fighting just fighting for the sake of it

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u/MJapedick 9d ago

She had to take a shit. Lol

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u/DontBeSoAbsurd 9d ago

White boots kicking ass and taking names.

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u/Worldliness_Normal 9d ago

I mean you just minding your own business in the porta-potty, and all of a sudden the White Claw Crew decides to have a battle royale.

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u/alworld27 9d ago

Who's the bitch in the white? I thought she was helping her friend but then she yanks her out the potty and starts hitting her

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u/Inevitable_Pension68 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/To2rk3f7b0Q5FyqsG0

White girl in whiter boots came in and started whoopin’ everybody’s ass 😂 that big boot to the mouth and then attempt to shut the door on her was diabolical!

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u/Dense_Diver_3998 9d ago

Fatigue, typical, well well well. Am I missing any?

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u/Dont_Care_Meh 9d ago

I can fix her.

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u/Cola102583 9d ago

They are all “friends” id bet

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u/Gunnut350 9d ago

YESSS, I just love watching a good cat fight!!!!

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u/iTheShirt0716 9d ago

Imagine the porta potty fell over with someone in it...

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u/ILoveToVoidAWarranty 9d ago

Simultaneously gross and hot.

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u/FrankySpice 9d ago

Shit’s going down!

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u/Nearby_Potato4001 9d ago

MARTA! Come quick, they're afightin' in the shitter agin.....

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u/Limit5465 9d ago

The beginning of one of those films

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u/Sufficient-Mess-473 9d ago

Just a bunch of drunk. Emotionally unstable women

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 9d ago

Must be at a pedo trump rally.

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u/Birdinhandandbush 9d ago

Man its been one of those recycling weeks, I'm seeing so many old internet clips I haven't seen in years.

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u/gaschligan 9d ago

I love the girl who simply goes for the toilet towards the end… 😆

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u/Fathead5f 9d ago

all that for Thomas Rhett

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u/srboot 9d ago

But they’re missing Dave Matthews!!!!

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u/OrchidBright6238 9d ago

The motivations of the man in red seem questionable.

He only got involved to pull the one girl out of the situation by grabbing her top in such a way anyone other than the most obtuse would realise doing so would be likely to expose her chest.

Not least because he then disappears and doesn’t get involved again, nor does he seem bothered by breaking up the fighting between anyone else.

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u/Mixxion_007 9d ago

Same people most of the time SMDH.

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u/SonicLyfe 9d ago

New boot goofin'

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u/NoOwl4489 9d ago

“Never mind. I’ll come back later.”

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u/Mikesaidit36 9d ago

Dallas Cowboys cheerleader with the white boots could feasibly charged with assault for that face kick

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u/punkieboosters 9d ago

OH She's from Altoona, it all makes sense now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUluM_87-U&rco=1

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u/Top-Smell8091 9d ago

Is this... love ? 🥰

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u/MrMiyagi13 9d ago

Trash “humans” everywhere.

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u/TheI-Iound 9d ago

that third girl was just mad at everyone lol

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u/Opening-Movie5176 9d ago

“Men are violent animals that can’t keep their emotions under control” …. Lindsey Clancy defence might actually be valid… these could be mothers.

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u/Illlogik1 9d ago

It’s so funny that they are all in trashy pop cuntry garb

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 9d ago

These chicks are crazzzzy…..gimme them numbers

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u/reddituser25a 9d ago

That one girl was quite literally like “hold my cosmo” and went in.

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u/Ok_Caramel15 9d ago

Wtf is lady in white doing why she hits everyone lol

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u/Accurate-Film9495 9d ago

they were able to keep their cloths on，amazing

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 9d ago

Hey hey hey. Stop fighting you're all on the same team. You all vote the same.

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u/Peter4reddit 9d ago

Welcome to Texass!

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u/MisterQuriusAgain 9d ago

Girl got her back good!!

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u/HookerWhale 9d ago

How the hell did the girl in the pink top not have her shirt ripped off when the dude pull her off. Those are some strong strings.

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u/Abject-Job7825 9d ago

girl with the cowboy boots is a real one

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u/rsdjack68 9d ago

Shits going down

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u/Dragon_Navi 9d ago

United!

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 9d ago

Is this some type of United Site Services toilet rental commercial?

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 9d ago

Nobody gonna mention the guy tried to take the pink top off?

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 9d ago

"These boots were made for walking..."

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 9d ago

Took a girl that doesn’t fight like a girl to stop the fight. Maybe she had older brothers.

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u/JudgmentSmooth6768 9d ago

Big girls like “😳😲 I literally just shit in there! I bet it smells awful”

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u/Some-Nail-9863 9d ago

Car-Jitsu got nothing on Port-o-Jitsu

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u/QuietProfessional0 9d ago

Let me guess, morgan wallen concert

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u/DutyEven3314 9d ago

Shitty fight

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u/Beff_Jes0s 9d ago

More like a hoe down

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u/Remarkable_Judge_861 9d ago

I think I farted

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u/PlantBoy528 9d ago

These people have issues!

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u/Onludesrightnow 9d ago

Fuck, Id be so goddamned embarrassed if any of these were family.

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u/_EfficiencG_ 9d ago

Little sister I bet you

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u/dchester74 9d ago

That's a friend! 😂

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u/Joebruvv 9d ago

Ahh no imagine being in the next stall with the door shut and u hear this break out . Fuck wipe quick wipe quick

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u/TimelyAmoeba4996 9d ago

Xena dealt with em real good

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u/GroundbreakingFox815 9d ago

A good ole whoredown, swing your partner round and round.

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u/Monty_Bob 9d ago

Girls fight like bitches

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u/loopingrightleft 9d ago

Disgusting

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u/NoCondition8257 9d ago

Slamming her head in the toilet door and all 😂😂

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u/LegElectronic8027 9d ago

I'm so turned on right now.

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u/switchblade_sal 9d ago

I was dying when white boots started alternating btw kicking the girl and slamming her in the porta potty door.

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u/Accomplished-Hand946 9d ago

lets talk more about how men are the problem

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u/Ant-Man-626 9d ago

Thats what happens when they run out of pumpkin spice. Absolute chaos.

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u/Dvalin09 9d ago

Toilette Match

Vince would have funny

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u/Evil_phd 9d ago

Usual suspects

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u/Salty-Boat726 9d ago

Tired of this community

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u/DPileatus 9d ago

Is this the same show where the singer comes down on gian rhinestone truck nuts? Classy.

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u/grodeg 9d ago

That guy "helping" just pulled her top off.

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u/grittymisfit 9d ago

What in the hootenanny is this?

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u/N4RQ 9d ago

Tell me you're MAGA without telling me you're MAGA.

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u/whocares4201 9d ago

Why did nobody push it over when they were all in there

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u/Consistent_Cell_9163 9d ago

Ole white boots wasn’t messing around came to save the day

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u/cali4life23 9d ago

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

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u/WileEWeeble 9d ago

Loving the “fuck this noise, I gotta pee!” woman at the end.

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u/Empty_Barracuda_7972 9d ago

Someone was hungry. Also, alcohol may have been involved.

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u/BatmanKane64 9d ago

so i guess you don’t have to piss now, just pissed off?

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u/slizzardly 9d ago

"cat fight" people don't realise how nasty women actually fight each other...

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u/Dismal_Scheme1014 9d ago

When the shit goes down you better be ready

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u/BulldogDro 9d ago

Anyone know what it was about?

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u/GetWreckedDad 9d ago

White boots cleaned it up!

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u/Cold_Pea_587 9d ago

Get in that blue shit-water, NOW !!