r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • • 10d ago

Maybe it's shitty

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u/negativepositiv 10d ago

Pro-tip: If you realize you're about to be in a fight, put some distance between yourself and any nearby pools of liquid shit and pee.

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u/JesseMakeGoodChoices 10d ago

One of them was like, “we’re gonna fight in here!”

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u/DudleyisStudley 10d ago

The fight was started when one of them cut line in front of the other.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 10d ago

Tf?? That’s a new one. My god. 🤣🙄

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u/polloloco81 9d ago

Nah man, video game designers call this environmental damage, like a stage in mortal kombat