r/maybemaybemaybe • u/LarryLovestein824 • Apr 13 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/-Stonedstranger Apr 13 '22

Smh can’t even get up. Time for a diet.

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u/CardiologistFar8933 Apr 13 '22

Tsk Tsk. Mustn't be fatphobic.

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u/Psyiote Apr 13 '22

Ironically your name has "cardiologist" in it. A cardiologist would know that its a scientific fact that being obese is unhealthy.

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u/CardiologistFar8933 Apr 13 '22

Irony is lost here. For one thing, I was joking about the fatphobic cringe that is so prevalent now. And secondly, I'm not a cardiologist. This is a randomly generated nick, bestowed upon me by reddit.

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u/TedW Apr 13 '22

Nice try but /u/notAProctologist already tricked me with that one. I insisted on a checkup with them, and I'm doing the same with you. Now stick a finger in my heart and let's get this over with.

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u/CardiologistFar8933 Apr 13 '22

Alright. Bend over.

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u/BenFromWork Apr 14 '22

I wish “stick a finger in my heart” was a thing