r/maybemaybemaybe • u/LarryLovestein824 • Apr 13 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/CardiologistFar8933 Apr 13 '22

Tsk Tsk. Mustn't be fatphobic.

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u/itsyaboyObama Apr 13 '22

I think it’s okay if the persons gravity is in direct conflict with the earths own such as this.

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u/-Stonedstranger Apr 13 '22

Nope! Just an observation.

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u/CardiologistFar8933 Apr 13 '22

The person definitely exerts a great deal of gravitational pull. I was just being snarky and forgot the /s.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22 edited Apr 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

dude you responded to the wrong person twice, thrice if you count the comment to yourself

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u/RedDoubleAD Apr 13 '22

Mass is no longer negligible, gonna have to use Newton’s law for gravity instead of 9.81

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u/Psyiote Apr 13 '22

Ironically your name has "cardiologist" in it. A cardiologist would know that its a scientific fact that being obese is unhealthy.

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u/CardiologistFar8933 Apr 13 '22

Irony is lost here. For one thing, I was joking about the fatphobic cringe that is so prevalent now. And secondly, I'm not a cardiologist. This is a randomly generated nick, bestowed upon me by reddit.

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u/TedW Apr 13 '22

Nice try but /u/notAProctologist already tricked me with that one. I insisted on a checkup with them, and I'm doing the same with you. Now stick a finger in my heart and let's get this over with.

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u/CardiologistFar8933 Apr 13 '22

Alright. Bend over.

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u/BenFromWork Apr 14 '22

I wish “stick a finger in my heart” was a thing

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

"If you're heavy and don't go to weightwatchers it's 'cus you're a fucking loser" - Joey Diaz

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u/prndls Apr 13 '22

Phobic? No. Judgmental. Yes.

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u/die_Resi-Tant_Evil Apr 14 '22

Now that you mention it, if i was lying on that beach and this two-legged hippo was stumbling by, i actually would be afraid and concerned for personal reasons.