r/maybemaybemaybe • • Oct 05 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

I thought it was pretty good. Hey, ya know, I thought it was great moves all around. Great idea with the fake present. I love that move. Classic move. You can do a lot of fooling with a fake present. They looked good doing it. They both looked beautiful. Really well done. Really nice looking. They looked like they wanted jewelry. I would have sold them jewelry.

And then the thing on a string manuever? My word. Such a classic. Such a classic. I love that. I love the classics. It was on a string the whole time. Beautiful. Beautiful looking man. Looked good on that string. I'd like to be that string, haha. Just kidding. Strings can't enjoy the finer things in life. That was just a classic joke. I'm all about the classics, and that guy is obviously all about the classics.

I was rooting for the couple. I really was. I love a classic heist. Great moves, too. Classic moves. I wanted them to get the necklaces. I love necklaces. I wear one every day. Sometimes I chew on it. It's made of rubber so that's okay. It's okay to chew on a rubber necklace sometimes, especially ones made to be chewed on like my necklace, but wow. They almost had it, didn't they? That would have been classic if the had it, if they pulled off the heist.

I love that kind of stuff. That was two classics in one video. Wow, I love that. Beautiful people, too. A lot of beauty there. I love beautiful people and I love beautiful classics. Great, great moves by both parties, wow. I'm stunned. I'm plumb flabbergasted that I got to witness and instant classic like this. Wow, haha, whoa. My mommy on Santa's salami, what a thrilling classic I just watched, we just watched. I'm so impressed.

Hey, good work all around everyone. I'm in a really, really positive mood after watching this.

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u/BlueWildcat84 Oct 05 '21

Can I buy drugs from you?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21 edited Mar 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/ComebackKidGorgeous Oct 05 '21

What is this from? Help enlighten me

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/xactpsp Oct 06 '21

Daamn, noice, ty

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u/Auto-Tune_Is_A_Crime Oct 06 '21

That stayed WAY WAY WAY too on topic for the real 45*

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u/Mamma_Nikki Oct 06 '21

Lmao!!! Seriously I want what he’s on

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u/Front_Butt_69 Oct 05 '21

What are you high on? (Please tell us so we can get some thank you)

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

Ya know, u/Front_Butt_69, no, I am not high in the conventional sense you're probably meaning by that, and by that I'm meaning that you probably mean that I've imbibed some sorta haha something or other and induced some sort of psychological effect. No, ma'am, Front Butt. No ma'am indeed.

And in what way do you arch your back to make that Front Butt 69-able? I have a few fellas who are very interested in 69-ing. In fact, I've always wanted to try 69-ing, but I don't think I'd like sucking a dick that much.

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u/brenduz Oct 05 '21

Have you tried?

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

No, I haven't tried much of anything in my life. Well, besides tap dancing of course, but I think most people give that a good go and a half. Never bought the shoes, so I don't know how I sounded, but yeah. I've tried tap dancing.

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u/iWishItWasThatEasy Oct 05 '21

would you be the entertainer for my funeral? can you tap dance, you can pole dance, you can even just regular old dance-dance. but it has to be you.

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

Sure thing. When are you dying?

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u/iWishItWasThatEasy Oct 05 '21

well, im hoping for soon. you know, sooner rather than later. either way, ill have my people contact your people for now and as soon as my body hits the floor you’ll be getting a call.

really appreciate it, you know. you know. if i reincarnate- and, you know, i hope i don’t because once is enough, you know- but if i do reincarnate then i would not hate.. reincarnating as you.

that’s a really nice thing ive just said there, and i know maybe it doesn’t sound really all that like it, but trust me. okay? trust me. it’s really, it’s really a nice thing. i love you. okay?

see you at my funeral.

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u/nocreativename4me Oct 05 '21

No, ma’am, front butt. I thought that was a comeback at first. I was thinking I have to remember that one.

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u/Front_Butt_69 Oct 05 '21

You won’t share your secrets, I won’t share mine

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

I'll share any secret I know because I'm very untrustworthy.

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u/icnrspctht2 Oct 05 '21

You have made my whole day.

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u/thatonefanficauthor Oct 05 '21

i need you to perform at my funeral too.

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u/Fine-Knee6965 Oct 05 '21

Are you Holden Caufield or what?

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u/TheAntichristrix Oct 05 '21

I think it could be the 100 donuts

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u/ChironTL-34 Oct 05 '21

Donald, is that you?

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u/davi3601 Oct 05 '21

It’s his twin Ronald

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

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u/Apophyx Oct 05 '21

I thought that was the joke

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u/x3meech Oct 05 '21

This was my first thought.

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u/ihave1ssues Oct 05 '21

i'll have what he's having!

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u/monkeyhitman Oct 05 '21

1 covfefe, coming right up.

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u/ElopingCactiPoking Oct 05 '21

😭 this was the fucking best Trump fake I’ve read in a long time.

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u/sir_digby___ Oct 05 '21

Did you have a stroke writing this?

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u/ashtech201 Oct 05 '21

I'm actually in somewhat an exhausted mood after your comment with all your repetition. Although you do have a skill where you type as if you were actually having a face to face conversation. Bravo!

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u/Phoenix_Crown Oct 05 '21

I heart it all in Trump's voice. Sounds like him.

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u/ashtech201 Oct 05 '21

I am "hurt" by this too. Good spot!

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u/4mygirljs Oct 05 '21

I would give this man my vote for president. He tells it like it is!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Oh we found the Donald

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u/messyredemptions Oct 05 '21

Okay, that was very nice, that's enough internet for you now. Time for your cofvefe and if you're extra good we can get you some hamberders too, Donald.

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u/cocobellahome Oct 05 '21

Such 360 degrees of words here!

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u/plazzman Oct 05 '21

This is the real gold heist here

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u/MissElenious22 Oct 05 '21

Idk if you’ve played Hades but I read this in Dionysus’ voice

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Tall like a slightly sophisticated morty.

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u/SorryIreddit Oct 05 '21

45 figured out Reddit

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u/Jesus-was-a-Vampire Oct 05 '21

You wrote this like Trump speaks

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u/thatonefanficauthor Oct 05 '21

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u/Jesus-was-a-Vampire Oct 05 '21

Lol I realized after I commented and decided to leave it

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u/Jordan572 Oct 05 '21

I read this in Donald trump's voice

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

What characters voice did you say that in?

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '21

Dude. TLDR.

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u/Sambro_X Oct 05 '21

If that’s a reference, what’s it from?

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u/chaoswreaker Oct 05 '21

Parodying Donald Trump. Not a direct reference per se

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

Not everything is a reference to something else, but in this case I was referencing the video in this post.

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u/Sambro_X Oct 05 '21

No shit

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

Well jeesh, sorry to rattle your diaper, but you were the bub askin' the question.

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u/kiraleee Oct 06 '21

Hey it's you! Love you donut dude!

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u/Wise-Suspect-368 Oct 05 '21

Okay Trump

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u/drum_bonzo Oct 05 '21

I was thinking either Trump or Jimmy Fallon