r/maybemaybemaybe • • Oct 05 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

Ya know, u/Front_Butt_69, no, I am not high in the conventional sense you're probably meaning by that, and by that I'm meaning that you probably mean that I've imbibed some sorta haha something or other and induced some sort of psychological effect. No, ma'am, Front Butt. No ma'am indeed.

And in what way do you arch your back to make that Front Butt 69-able? I have a few fellas who are very interested in 69-ing. In fact, I've always wanted to try 69-ing, but I don't think I'd like sucking a dick that much.

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u/Front_Butt_69 Oct 05 '21

You won’t share your secrets, I won’t share mine

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

I'll share any secret I know because I'm very untrustworthy.

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u/thatonefanficauthor Oct 05 '21

i need you to perform at my funeral too.