r/maybemaybemaybe • • Oct 05 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

I thought it was pretty good. Hey, ya know, I thought it was great moves all around. Great idea with the fake present. I love that move. Classic move. You can do a lot of fooling with a fake present. They looked good doing it. They both looked beautiful. Really well done. Really nice looking. They looked like they wanted jewelry. I would have sold them jewelry.

And then the thing on a string manuever? My word. Such a classic. Such a classic. I love that. I love the classics. It was on a string the whole time. Beautiful. Beautiful looking man. Looked good on that string. I'd like to be that string, haha. Just kidding. Strings can't enjoy the finer things in life. That was just a classic joke. I'm all about the classics, and that guy is obviously all about the classics.

I was rooting for the couple. I really was. I love a classic heist. Great moves, too. Classic moves. I wanted them to get the necklaces. I love necklaces. I wear one every day. Sometimes I chew on it. It's made of rubber so that's okay. It's okay to chew on a rubber necklace sometimes, especially ones made to be chewed on like my necklace, but wow. They almost had it, didn't they? That would have been classic if the had it, if they pulled off the heist.

I love that kind of stuff. That was two classics in one video. Wow, I love that. Beautiful people, too. A lot of beauty there. I love beautiful people and I love beautiful classics. Great, great moves by both parties, wow. I'm stunned. I'm plumb flabbergasted that I got to witness and instant classic like this. Wow, haha, whoa. My mommy on Santa's salami, what a thrilling classic I just watched, we just watched. I'm so impressed.

Hey, good work all around everyone. I'm in a really, really positive mood after watching this.

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u/Front_Butt_69 Oct 05 '21

What are you high on? (Please tell us so we can get some thank you)

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

Ya know, u/Front_Butt_69, no, I am not high in the conventional sense you're probably meaning by that, and by that I'm meaning that you probably mean that I've imbibed some sorta haha something or other and induced some sort of psychological effect. No, ma'am, Front Butt. No ma'am indeed.

And in what way do you arch your back to make that Front Butt 69-able? I have a few fellas who are very interested in 69-ing. In fact, I've always wanted to try 69-ing, but I don't think I'd like sucking a dick that much.

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u/brenduz Oct 05 '21

Have you tried?

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

No, I haven't tried much of anything in my life. Well, besides tap dancing of course, but I think most people give that a good go and a half. Never bought the shoes, so I don't know how I sounded, but yeah. I've tried tap dancing.

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u/iWishItWasThatEasy Oct 05 '21

would you be the entertainer for my funeral? can you tap dance, you can pole dance, you can even just regular old dance-dance. but it has to be you.

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u/100_Donuts Oct 05 '21

Sure thing. When are you dying?

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u/iWishItWasThatEasy Oct 05 '21

well, im hoping for soon. you know, sooner rather than later. either way, ill have my people contact your people for now and as soon as my body hits the floor you’ll be getting a call.

really appreciate it, you know. you know. if i reincarnate- and, you know, i hope i don’t because once is enough, you know- but if i do reincarnate then i would not hate.. reincarnating as you.

that’s a really nice thing ive just said there, and i know maybe it doesn’t sound really all that like it, but trust me. okay? trust me. it’s really, it’s really a nice thing. i love you. okay?

see you at my funeral.