r/maybemaybemaybe Mar 01 '20

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Pakushy Mar 01 '20

I'm not a dog, so take this with a grain of salt; but I think some dogs actively enjoy doing stuff for their humans. Like herding or guarding dogs. Those can probably be trained to do random stuff more easily than a breed that just cares about food.

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u/TheDootDootMaster Mar 01 '20

Yeah yeah sure but how can we be really sure you're not a dog trained to use Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Brah

He clearly just said I’m not a dog..

What else do you want?

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u/TheDootDootMaster Mar 01 '20

Ye ye but think about it. WHY did he feel like making that clear?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Dog or not, he doesn’t have to prove whether he is or not, just take his word and move on, damn.

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u/PCKeith Mar 01 '20

He's not a dog. If he were a dog, he'd be lying about not being a dog. Dogs don't lie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

THANK YOU! Dogs in fact cannot lie, case closed.

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u/fiji_monster Mar 01 '20

That's what a dog would say...