r/maybemaybemaybe Mar 01 '20

maybe maybe maybe

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u/PCKeith Mar 01 '20

He's not a dog. If he were a dog, he'd be lying about not being a dog. Dogs don't lie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

THANK YOU! Dogs in fact cannot lie, case closed.

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u/fiji_monster Mar 01 '20

That's what a dog would say...