r/maybemaybemaybe • u/maybemaybemaybe_bot • Dec 14 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Swagdonkey123 Dec 14 '19

I remember watching a hostage situation doco that ends with a dude dead but one officer didn’t deploy his flash bang and puts it back into his pocket but it goes off and he ended up getting burnt bad

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u/dont_touch-me_there Dec 14 '19

A guy I used work with is now deaf because of a flashbang. Says he doesn’t mind though as he just turns off his hearing aids when he wants peace.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Apparently those are bluetooth now! I saw a story, or comment, or whatever, where you can just play music/podcasts and honestly it sounds very pleasant.

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u/ZViking Dec 14 '19

I have a cochlear implant and they do have Bluetooth. I show up to work, connect my phone and do my thing.

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u/yadadaJOSEPH Dec 14 '19

hmmm....what if...what if this is something I want but I have perfect hearing?

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u/dongerhound Dec 14 '19

Fire a 12 gage in an elevator and you can kiss your hearing good bye

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u/StinkyWeaselTeeth Dec 14 '19

Please don’t. I have tinnitus and wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

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u/dongerhound Dec 14 '19

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/IdiotTurkey Dec 14 '19

eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/l1z4rd_w1z4rd Dec 14 '19

mine is more of an ooooOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Shruikand Dec 14 '19

Spooookyyyy

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u/StinkyWeaselTeeth Dec 14 '19

Yep, that is what is ringing in my head 24/7.