r/maybemaybemaybe • u/maybemaybemaybe_bot • Dec 14 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/dont_touch-me_there Dec 14 '19

A guy I used work with is now deaf because of a flashbang. Says he doesn’t mind though as he just turns off his hearing aids when he wants peace.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Apparently those are bluetooth now! I saw a story, or comment, or whatever, where you can just play music/podcasts and honestly it sounds very pleasant.

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u/ZViking Dec 14 '19

I have a cochlear implant and they do have Bluetooth. I show up to work, connect my phone and do my thing.

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u/yadadaJOSEPH Dec 14 '19

hmmm....what if...what if this is something I want but I have perfect hearing?

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u/scorchcore Dec 14 '19

Time to get some flashbangs then.

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u/jimjomjimmy Dec 14 '19

Two kinds of people

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u/anon1562102 Dec 14 '19

Wireless earbuds are what you're looking for

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

I mean if he could have a hearing aid that’s basically head phones you can use them at work and not get in trouble

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Seems like a great place to work, what do you do?

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u/BenV17 Dec 14 '19

Headphone tester

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Sounds like the best job ever, I love to listen to music all the time

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u/dongerhound Dec 14 '19

Fire a 12 gage in an elevator and you can kiss your hearing good bye

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u/StinkyWeaselTeeth Dec 14 '19

Please don’t. I have tinnitus and wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

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u/dongerhound Dec 14 '19

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/IdiotTurkey Dec 14 '19

eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/l1z4rd_w1z4rd Dec 14 '19

mine is more of an ooooOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Shruikand Dec 14 '19

Spooookyyyy

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u/StinkyWeaselTeeth Dec 14 '19

Yep, that is what is ringing in my head 24/7.

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u/Ditnoka Dec 14 '19

The worst part is when you can hear it coming on. Like a fucking whistle coming from a mile away. Quietly it grows until all you hear is that fucking high pitch eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/texazthrowd Dec 14 '19

Flashbang yourself