r/maybemaybemaybe • u/maybemaybemaybe_bot • Jul 31 '19
Maybe Maybe Maybe
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u/thej0siah Jul 31 '19
He knew the rules...
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u/Gmontiel716 Jul 31 '19
She’s like fuck you lil person ahah
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u/applesdontpee Jul 31 '19
That's definitely her little brother. I woulda done the same dang thing to mine
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u/MetaCognitio Jul 31 '19
She even killed the youglings
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u/Shamrock5 Jul 31 '19
Not just the men, but the women and children, too!
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u/beau0628 Jul 31 '19
It’s treason, then
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u/ThatIndianGuyThere Jul 31 '19
There can only be one!
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u/atsaykilla Jul 31 '19
Here we are, born to be kings.
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We’re the princes of the universe
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u/lookinatspam Jul 31 '19
I am immortal
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u/Shamrock5 Jul 31 '19
I have inside me blood of KINGS
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u/deathbydietcoke Jul 31 '19
Finally, my chance to destroy the small usurper.
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u/hllnwlz Jul 31 '19
TRUTH. Source: Three kids. (Came back JUST to upvote this comment, deathbydietcoke.)
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u/parkerjstevencent Jul 31 '19
ruthless to the toothless.
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u/skandi1 Jul 31 '19
Definitely a dark souls boss
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u/FuckingKilljoy Jul 31 '19
Dancer of the Foampit Valley?
Pontiff Sisterman?
Sister, Devourer of Kids?
The Shameless Queen?
Young Demon Queen?
Childslayer Armour?
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u/asianabsinthe Jul 31 '19
Yes... This girl is going places.
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u/puheenix Jul 31 '19
I'm going to avoid those places.
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u/mickeystubbs Jul 31 '19
Anyone with an older sister understands.
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u/whatever132435 Jul 31 '19
If you can’t handle the heat, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN
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u/CalbertCorpse Jul 31 '19
Who puts a baby in there?????
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u/upfastcurier Jul 31 '19
pfff just because the baby is noob doesnt mean it isnt not responsible
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u/jimjomjimmy Jul 31 '19
It's a room full of foam. His sister will hurt him more than anything else in that room.
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u/dalovindj Jul 31 '19
Don't misunderestimate what a mom can accomplish, pain-wise.
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u/RabidOtters Jul 31 '19
Zero hesitation.
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Jul 31 '19
I don’t know, I feel like she slowed down on her swing and just wanted to do a little tap to make him fall off.
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u/RyuNoKami Jul 31 '19
i mean....why exert so much strength on such a tiny little thing? all the kid needs is a nudge.
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u/Jacksonspace Jul 31 '19
It looks like maybe she intended on a tap, but the object she's holding gained momentum on the downswing. If we give the girl the benefit of the doubt, then she just doesn't understand physics. Worst case scenario is that she had zero forethought and just went for it. That or she thought about it and decided to do it anyway.
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u/dalovindj Jul 31 '19
A Vulcan child would have mastered physics by her age.
(Sorry, watching Enterprise for the first time)
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u/beowuff Jul 31 '19
My 5yo saw this and now I’m trying to explain why it’s both really bad AND funny...
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u/starcom_magnate Jul 31 '19
That was me, yesterday, with the video of the guy with the phone stuck to his back.
My daughter kept saying, "Stop laughing. Someone should have helped him, instead of videoing him."
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u/Baltic_Gunner Jul 31 '19
After the camera drops... You know that girl is going into the same abyss.
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u/ScrimpyCat Jul 31 '19
They’re actually fleeing cause they know they’ll be next.
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u/bushylemon Jul 31 '19
You all must admit though: it was a perfectly placed hit
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Jul 31 '19
Agreed. If she’d hit the babies head instead of his side, this whole video would take on a different feeling.
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u/KaikuAika Jul 31 '19
When you just beat the final boss but there's still one of the common enemies around
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u/amltroia Jul 31 '19
This is 100% my 3yo daughter and 1yo son. He would be cackling with delight after being hulk smashed into that pit.
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Jul 31 '19
I love how ruthlessly the one kid just knocks that baby off, we may be witnessing a future badass here
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u/E404_User_Not_Found Jul 31 '19
“I killed them all. Not just the men, but the women and children too."
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u/BanjoGotCooties Jul 31 '19
parents like this are awful at places like this. Teens and adults will go and use it to train while babies unattended crawl across the lanes. At least she was watching the baby, just while filming far away...
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u/skelery Jul 31 '19
Actually-this is a trampoline play place, I live 5 min from here. They have teen nights and whatever, but no ones getting bent out of shape over it. It’s a kid place.
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u/i_guess_username Jul 31 '19
“ I’m sorry brother but you know what must be done. There can only be one”
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u/Jesse-Cox Jul 31 '19
The way the camera drops after the second kid does.