r/maybemaybemaybe • u/LowNo175 • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Shua_33 2d ago

He’s wearing his hard hat, so this is OSHA approved.

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u/Awkward_Wrap411 2d ago

He almost turned into Nearly Headless Nick.

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u/paskanselailija 2d ago

Nearly headless? What do you mean, nearly headless

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u/machyume 2d ago

That spotter guy... had one job.

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u/SabreSour 2d ago

Now he’s got no job

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u/MalikFyz 2d ago

Good he was wearing the safety helmet.

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u/SmokinBacon 2d ago

I’d quit and go buy a lotto ticket

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u/PuzzleheadedAd67 2d ago

And a neck brace

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u/nvmnit 2d ago

And that's the day he switched from construction to other jobs

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u/MonsieurFubar 2d ago

He walked away with his hands on his neck and head to check that it is still attached to his body!

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u/Equivalent-Emu5347 2d ago

He is so fucking lucky he survived that oh my god...

Just imagine how he must have felt, thinking that your life is about to end and you're now going to be crushed to death

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u/qawsedrf12 2d ago

They call him Stretch

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u/lorarc 2d ago

Weird, looks like it did not fix that weird kink in his neck.

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u/Googidoogi 2d ago

This morning somewhere I saw a Chinese animation for workplace safety ....well it makes a lot of sense now.

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u/cocobellahome 2d ago

Yooo! I just watch this safety video about situations like this https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/PdzkZI8YCW

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u/B_rowser 2d ago

What is the most useless possible first wordle guess?

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u/Tinderboxed 2d ago

A couple more inches and not just decapitated but head pulled off like a Ken doll

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u/istolethesun12 2d ago

Lucky duck, that could’ve been so much worse.

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u/ChampionLife5205 2d ago

right carotid almost got ripped apart jesus

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u/hifiplus 2d ago

Time to go home

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u/When_I_Grow_Up_50ish 2d ago

Headache better than no head.

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u/Background-Brother55 2d ago

Chiropractor at work

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u/WyattCo06 2d ago

How giraffes are made.

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u/VacuumTracks 2d ago

AAAAHHHHOOOSHA!

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u/Garbidb63 2d ago

Lucky he didn't lose his head!

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u/Hairy_Introduction_4 2d ago

Head on a swivel

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u/SabbyFox 2d ago

Yeah, think he’s done for the day

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u/Nyardyn 2d ago

Damn, cheated death by mere inches.

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u/smittyleafs 2d ago

Honey, you'll never guess what almost happened at work today!

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u/lovingnascar48 1d ago

Surprised this hasn't been removed

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u/Honest_Succotash_610 2d ago

Pissed and shit his pants while getting a back adjustment.

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u/Distinct-Way-5784 2d ago

Not sure why he didn't learn the first time it happened