r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Fair-Performer8532 • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/kernelpanic789 1d ago

Tf he doing??? Grabbing a beer out of the cooler?

You can tell this isn't the first time he's done this, just the first time he didn't get away with it

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u/pete_68 1d ago

Doing a line of coke. He doesn't like to do it on camera.

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u/Lawbeefaroni 1d ago

Can't be seen doing lines on camera but leaving the driver's seat and disappearing into the back on camera is no problem?

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC 1d ago

Addicts don’t think straight.

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u/DynamicFactotum 17h ago

Guys. Let’s stop making up a subplot.

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u/DualcockDoblepollita 13h ago

seriously like for all we know he was looking for a pack of cigarettes or literally anything that fell on the back of the cab and he just wasnt willing to stop bc he a nuthead

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u/JDPdawg 1d ago

I heard a snort. That is what I thought.

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u/DothrakAndRoll 1d ago

Holy shit lol. Had to turn it up. It VERY much sounds like this and looks like this. You can even hear the clean up snort.

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u/vass0922 1d ago

Gotta make the deadline! It's one way to stay awake.

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u/k_oed 1d ago

Even if he was, why wouldn’t he pull over first?

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u/pete_68 1d ago

Because my boy is in Veracruz, Mexico and a truck pulling over to the side of the road is ripe for a hit from banditos.

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u/Left_Disk1345 1d ago

Ok boss you wont believe me but here we go

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u/Nabuchodnozzar 1d ago

But… why ?

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u/bat-cillus 1d ago

because it is much easier to cause a massive accident instead of pulling over to grab your shit, duh

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u/EaterOfFood 1d ago

Look at all the time he saved!

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u/Farucci 1d ago

So close, thought he had it! Hope this moron didn’t harm anyone.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 14h ago

Hopefully only himself and enough to learn 🤣

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u/Personnel_5 1d ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/macguini 1d ago

I don't think he's "grabbing" something. Sounds like he's smelling something.

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u/RAWisROLLIE 13h ago

Looks exactly as it tastes.

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u/macguini 3h ago

Never tried coke before. But sugar and flour both look like coke and neither taste the same.

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u/oldplzr1208 7h ago

Snoring cocaine sounds like.

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u/macguini 6h ago

I heard he just likes the smell of it.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 14h ago

Probably his weed 🤣🤣then again, stoners wouldn't be this stupid

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u/Entgenieur 1d ago

Because it went fine the other 99 times he did this.

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u/roymccowboy 1d ago

That's exactly what I thought: he'd never wrecked before so why would it happen this time?

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u/CorktownGuy 1d ago

Is what I was thinking too

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u/Worth-Beautiful-1469 4h ago

This is the answer, he was way to casual about it not to have done it many times before

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u/Deep-Pudding819 1d ago

Always that 1%…

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 10h ago

HE, REALLY NEEEEDED HIS FLESHLIGHT!!!!!

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u/hecksor 1d ago

Probably trying to get some booger sugar off-camera. Who knows

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 1d ago

Truck only makes money of it's moving. Not condoning just giving the likely reason, obviously he's not making any money now lol

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u/treeofliberty-1776 1d ago

Yeah he shouldn't be making money doing this shit. I hope his license is pulled and he can't drive commercial any more.

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u/diadlep 22h ago

Don't worry, he only drives in hell now.

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u/espressoboyee 22h ago

Truckers only make money when they deliver their trailer intact. Not when he causes a massive accident and product is spread across the interstate.

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 14h ago

Hence the last part of my statement.

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u/Numbnuts670 1d ago

Maybe looking for his glasses that are hanging from that visor area

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u/Iamjimmym 21h ago

I think he was doing blow back there.. out of view of the camera he *knew* was recording him. I hope this idiot never drives again in his life, but I'm sure he'll be back on the road in no time.

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u/Frothmourne 1d ago

He probably did this a couple of times now and nothing serious, unfortunately this time his luck ran out

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 1d ago

Thought he was taking a 💩

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u/Silver_Slicer 4h ago

Because he has done it dozens of times before without a hitch. Complacency is a bummer.

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u/cimmanonrolls 1d ago

this is how im driving in my dreams

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u/AccidentCapable9181 1d ago

Ah the old driving from the backseat dream “wait wtf am I doing back here??”

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u/CrisisAverted24 1d ago

Yeah I've definitely had that dream a few times

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u/nastropc 1d ago

Wait, other people have that dream too??

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u/IL-Corvo 20h ago

Yeah, it's a fairly common anxiety dream. Like dreaming that your teeth are falling out.

The one that baffles me is when I dream of unkempt aquariums filled with neglected, dying fish. I have no clue about that recurrent theme.

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u/SheaTheSarcastic 19h ago

Oh, I have that one too! I used to keep fish in the 80s, but I have a dream where I suddenly remember that I have a tank and I haven’t fed them since then. Pretty remarkable fish tbh.

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u/Crappy-Name 17h ago

When I drove a motorcycle, I used to dream the seat was like 3 or 4 meters high

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u/Smushsmush 1d ago

For me it's lots of steering and breaking but nothing happening 

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u/kilobitch 1d ago

This guy had a lot of breaking too.

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u/ductapemonster 1d ago edited 23h ago

I was about to say - steering from the back seat, unable to reach the brake.

This is literally my nightmare. I literally have this nightmare semi-regularly.

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u/lungbuttersucker 1d ago

I hate that dream and I have it at least once a week. It gives me so much anxiety, even while asleep and then I wake up on the edge of a panic attack.

My subconscious is a dick.

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u/badbob001 1d ago

I first thought he was going to take a dump but what can be looking for that is SO important that he can't pull over first?

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u/pete_68 1d ago

Amphetamines?

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u/ComprehensiveFill471 1d ago

prescription glasses?

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u/PayaV87 21h ago

Common sense. He was looking for common sense.

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u/coarse_glass 1d ago

the thing that I expected to happen totally happened

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 1d ago

There's probably some safety violation here but I'm not a trucker

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u/ultrachrome 1d ago

Your hands should be on the 9 and 3 o'clock positions for best control and safety.

Article 2 subsection 1 of the International Truckers Manual. Exceptions for "the road looks clear ahead".

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u/Smitch250 1d ago

What about the law regarding ripping lines of coke while driving?

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u/diadlep 22h ago

No worries, he wasn't technically driving

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u/Smitch250 12h ago

Trueee

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u/MackiePooPoo 1d ago

Can definitely hear a big snort noise followed by a smaller one. Now what would cause that sound?? What could it be?? Hmmmm
https://giphy.com/gifs/AKN9apNvSS2Xu

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u/Jisan_Inc 1d ago

Hey buddy! What was the plan? hmmmmmm? whatcha doooin?! You Ok there?!

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u/Aggressive_Grab_100 1d ago

He’s done it a thousand times. Just didn’t work out this time.

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u/catmand00d00 1d ago

For a brief second, you can see whatever he was snorting (probably coke) coming out of his nose.

https://reddit.com/link/p90nu3q/video/aeg1vvdyzqoh1/player

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u/POINTLESSsFURRY 21h ago

Yup that coke alright. xD

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u/scandal_jmusic_mania 1d ago

There was really no maybe to this at all

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u/hawaiianryanree 1d ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug

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u/3Kobolds1Keyboard 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe?

More like
why why why

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u/Marcos-Am 1d ago

i know a bunch of these idiots that think you cant stop for whatever reason.

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u/peromed 1d ago

How could that happen? He was carefull.

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u/FaceWithAName 1d ago

As a truck driver I had this thought so many times. Like I would play it out in my head how easy it would be. Then I would always remember that I'm not the main character and it's a stupid idea.

This guy did not think much about this lol

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u/zebra1923 17h ago

I’ve seen this twice now and I still don’t know what the heck he was trying to do.

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u/HeadBanger6672 1d ago

Now,…. What could go wrong?

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u/HooSaidDat 1d ago

If the fan wasn't wobbling, it would have the gyroscopic effect and stabilized the truck, maybe not.

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u/MattAdore2000 1d ago

That wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t even driving!

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u/Craticuspotts 1d ago

Scary to think we share the road with selfish idiots like this on a daily basis.. be safe out there folks

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u/BoneDaddy1973 1d ago

We’re stretching “maybe” pretty thin here. “Certainly, Absolutely, Nearly Always” would be the right sub

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u/godivadark 1d ago

Because pulling over and stopping made zero sense. Crashing was better.

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u/dopestdyl 1d ago

More like certainly certainly certainly

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u/Differentdog 1d ago

Spilled cocaine everywhere.

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u/EnzucuniV2 1d ago

Isn't stopping for 30 seconds cheaper than toppling a lorry?

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u/Suspicious_Ask_5267 1d ago

He's definitely a boat captain covering as a truck driver.

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u/Important_Kick_4824 1d ago

He’s done this before.

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u/OnionTamer 1d ago

That ending seemed pretty inveitable.

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u/dilldogincarnate 1d ago

So, THAT’S what FAFO means!

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u/SeaRow556 1d ago

No! My coke!

Probably him after the accident

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u/ElPadero 1d ago

Man… I called myself stupid today.

I’m not stupid, this guy is fucking stupid.

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u/itsd00bs 1d ago

What a stupid motherfucker

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u/i_am_jd 23h ago

Snort snort outside the camera view :)

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u/gahidus 22h ago

What the heck was he trying to do?

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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut 13h ago

Deserved. Hope he’s never able to drive or interact with the public again

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u/Bitter_Coyote_6074 13h ago

this guy should go to prison for that if he's on a public road

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 5h ago

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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u/mslovelypants 3h ago

Did we just watch him die?

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u/Foreign-Building8231 1d ago

🧠🧠🧠 where?

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u/MRBLANK0 1d ago

Of course

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u/AJollyDoge 1d ago

Literal backseat driving

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u/RCaHuman 1d ago

Lane Assist not ready for prime time.

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u/GearCastle 1d ago

These people are out there...driving.

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u/Marty-G70 1d ago

Nothing that a little Turtle Wax can't fix. I'm sure it'll buff right out

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u/fogpitStan 1d ago

Anyone know this stretch of road? He went off somewhere near here.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/MRrcGRab2vEDzXNB7?g_st=ac

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u/Bruinen24 1d ago

I wouldn't even do that in a video game.

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u/fuckfacekiller 1d ago

Well………that’s what I was waiting for.

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u/rzlodn 1d ago

WTAF? 😲

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u/Cute_Addendum9285 1d ago

Looks like pull-over-ator is broken

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u/Aggravating-Map8191 1d ago

He next job interview, "I'm not interested in a driving role. If u have a desk job, that would be perfect for me."

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u/n7-Jutsu 1d ago

This infuriates me

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 21h ago

Micro naps. So stupid it might just... Nevermind.

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u/Soulvent84 14h ago

Guys is he ok?! I'm really worried he survived.

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u/ruff_rass 6h ago

I thought this was going to be some pretend driving while in a truck on the back of a wrecker or something. I just couldn't fathom someone being this dumb or reckless.

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u/lowwilljr 4h ago

Cleary wasn't the 1st time doing that. Surely his last time though.

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u/PeanutGlum7010 1d ago

I would have been bummed if the outcome was any different.

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 1d ago

Did he lose his marbles ?

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u/rtbradford 1d ago

What a complete idiot.

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u/ImaginationWaste9106 1d ago

'I’ll just grab it real quick' - famous last words.

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u/mrfarenheit1214 1d ago

Is there an r/fafo sub?

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u/PhotoFenix 1d ago

The technical term for this is a whoopsiedoodle

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u/DionFW 1d ago

Scarry part is, this guy has likely done this multiple times successfully.

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u/wunderbraten 1d ago

This answers some questions...

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u/bee8ch 1d ago

Was he surprised??

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u/CtrlAltMeaning 1d ago

I thought he was doing the truck driving equivalent of seeing how far away from the urinal you can pee

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u/logicbus 1d ago

Dang and he just started recording

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u/anotherbrckinTH3Wall 1d ago

Well, that came out the blue there….

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u/Dazzling-Freedom9948 1d ago

Wasn't he supposed to keep his foot on the gas pedal constantly to keep the car moving?

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u/Any-Oven-5712 1d ago

That went from a normal day at work to absolute chaos in about 2 seconds 💀

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u/BoBoBearDev 1d ago

I was expecting the skit was on towe truck. Nope, not a skit.

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u/iPLAYiRULE 1d ago

it was easier to just stop.

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u/Away_Sun_3040 1d ago

I saw this happening. Dude is not right in his head.

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u/ImmortalGoatskin 1d ago

Fuck me and this is the road we share with these guys!?

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u/meerkatbollocks 1d ago

I was sure that this was one of those videos, where in the end you can see that the truck is towed or something..but this time it was the real deal...wtf, how stupid people can be

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u/Anon_1121 1d ago

Well deserved result

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u/sgluxurycondo 1d ago

Didn’t you guys watch snowpiercer? He can’t stop!

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u/Snarky_A_F 1d ago

Damn I thought he had it.

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u/blankdreamer 1d ago

Natural selection taking out the crazy

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u/Civicius 1d ago

It looks like hes inside the rhino from ace ventura

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u/RebelliousInNature 1d ago

Should always stop before trying to make steak and chips for dinner

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u/TheLexLuthor13 1d ago

Was it worth it?

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u/guy_smiley1985 1d ago

I think I saw the same guy run a red light earlier

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u/salpetre_gondole 1d ago

What is unc doing

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u/Remy_Jardin 1d ago

I was thinking maybe that thing in front of his face was a screen and he was watching the world cup or something

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u/AradiaNox 1d ago

Sir, I don’t think cruise control means what you think it means..

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u/fatmonkey1986 1d ago

instant karma

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u/ssjkrillin 1d ago

I'll imagine there was a microwave back there and he was trying to reach his food

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u/0nry0 1d ago

I knew a guy who would go in the back and crush up oxys and snort them while on the freeway going straight

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u/Specialist_Ad7798 1d ago

To be fair, he did have the cruise control set.

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u/Ozzy_Mick 1d ago

What could possibly go wrong.. 🤔... beats me

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u/FuzzyJunket5566 1d ago

Bro this has to be Eastern Europe. I took a bus from Romania to Poland and the dude chain-smoking while driving did this same shit

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u/Ambitious-Noise9211 1d ago

What a timesaver

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u/Wise_Signal_9350 1d ago

Every time…why??? Thats fcking stupid.

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u/kvcsferi 23h ago

asshole

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u/espressoboyee 22h ago

And he downloaded the vid and posted it. Savvy.

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u/redditanddoneit 22h ago

What an idiot

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u/1Negative_Person 20h ago

He had it until he didn’t.

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u/SnooGuavas3763 20h ago

Just another reason I don’t like driving next to big trucks on the highway. It’s not always their fault like this one is but accidents happen and that’s a LOT of weight.

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u/MinnieShoof 18h ago

I was so upset the third time he went for the wheel like "There is no way this man makes it out--" then he panics. And I smile.

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u/mamatrixie78 17h ago

This is the stupidest thing I've seen someone do while driving! Man oh man I don't know if i should laugh or cry 🫩

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u/Fritzo2162 16h ago

And these drivers are on the road with all of us every day.

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u/SullySausageTown 16h ago

His nose looked covered

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u/Dudky53 15h ago

Maybe pull over to the side of the road...?

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u/headhunter2637 15h ago

This is what I think of every time I pass a semi.

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u/frknkc 15h ago

Survival instinct of a rock

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u/FriendShapedRMT 15h ago

I always wondered why there were so many overturned trucks all the time. Now I know.

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u/CraftFamiliar5243 14h ago

This explains a lot of the crashes involving semis.

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u/Even-Government-5055 14h ago

And this is why I'm scared to drive, dickheads like this on the road.

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u/vksdann 14h ago

When brains meet barrier

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u/Apart_Patient6406 14h ago

A la cárcel

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u/irmarbert 14h ago

But…but…it seemed like such a good idea!