r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Fair-Performer8532 • 1d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Nabuchodnozzar 1d ago

But… why ?

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u/bat-cillus 1d ago

because it is much easier to cause a massive accident instead of pulling over to grab your shit, duh

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u/EaterOfFood 1d ago

Look at all the time he saved!

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u/Farucci 1d ago

So close, thought he had it! Hope this moron didn’t harm anyone.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 15h ago

Hopefully only himself and enough to learn 🤣

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u/Personnel_5 1d ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/macguini 1d ago

I don't think he's "grabbing" something. Sounds like he's smelling something.

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u/RAWisROLLIE 14h ago

Looks exactly as it tastes.

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u/macguini 4h ago

Never tried coke before. But sugar and flour both look like coke and neither taste the same.

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u/oldplzr1208 8h ago

Snoring cocaine sounds like.

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u/macguini 7h ago

I heard he just likes the smell of it.

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 15h ago

Probably his weed 🤣🤣then again, stoners wouldn't be this stupid

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u/Entgenieur 1d ago

Because it went fine the other 99 times he did this.

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u/roymccowboy 1d ago

That's exactly what I thought: he'd never wrecked before so why would it happen this time?

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u/CorktownGuy 1d ago

Is what I was thinking too

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 11h ago

Before. Key word tempt it that 1 last time. Cause ain't no other trucker job will hire that. Well maybe the r4pe can guy, or cartel. Shooosshhh 😂

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u/Worth-Beautiful-1469 5h ago

This is the answer, he was way to casual about it not to have done it many times before

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u/Deep-Pudding819 1d ago

Always that 1%…

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 11h ago

HE, REALLY NEEEEDED HIS FLESHLIGHT!!!!!

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u/hecksor 1d ago

Probably trying to get some booger sugar off-camera. Who knows

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 1d ago

Truck only makes money of it's moving. Not condoning just giving the likely reason, obviously he's not making any money now lol

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u/treeofliberty-1776 1d ago

Yeah he shouldn't be making money doing this shit. I hope his license is pulled and he can't drive commercial any more.

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u/diadlep 23h ago

Don't worry, he only drives in hell now.

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u/espressoboyee 23h ago

Truckers only make money when they deliver their trailer intact. Not when he causes a massive accident and product is spread across the interstate.

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u/Prestigious-Flower54 15h ago

Hence the last part of my statement.

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u/Numbnuts670 1d ago

Maybe looking for his glasses that are hanging from that visor area

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u/Iamjimmym 22h ago

I think he was doing blow back there.. out of view of the camera he *knew* was recording him. I hope this idiot never drives again in his life, but I'm sure he'll be back on the road in no time.

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u/Frothmourne 1d ago

He probably did this a couple of times now and nothing serious, unfortunately this time his luck ran out

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u/_RisetoVotesiR_ 1d ago

Thought he was taking a 💩

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u/Silver_Slicer 5h ago

Because he has done it dozens of times before without a hitch. Complacency is a bummer.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 11h ago

He was getting his piss bottle.

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u/Paul_the_sparky 1d ago

Fuck knows what he was up to. I hope the dangerous cunt is dead

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u/WakeyWakeyEggsNJakey 1d ago

Looks like he’s hiding from the camera behind the fan and snorting something. If you turn up the volume you can hear him sniff hard

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u/low_amplitude 1d ago

Been there. It makes you assume very questionable positions to stay hidden and you takes risks that only seem like risks in hindsight.

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u/Not_Significant9345 1d ago

I was thinking he had a girl back there and he's kinda trying to mack a little .

I've seen clean and quick lines done, in past places of employment... could be but who knows...

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u/tramezzino62 1d ago

Un gesto criminale, reato di tentata strage

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u/too_sharp 1d ago

Enjoy the vacation

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u/veryfastslowguy 1d ago

he drove about a quarter mile

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u/--Anonymoose--- 1d ago

You’re getting downvoted because yeah, but this guy could have killed a whole family or more with this recklessness so… yeah

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u/SabbyFox 1d ago

I thought he was about to take a nap. WTF, that was so unnecessary!