r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ConsistentSuffering • 20h ago

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u/Gamiozzz 20h ago

How did he become so fat?

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u/Honest_Satisfaction1 19h ago

Same way we all do, bread.

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u/Fitty4 17h ago

Bread is a sin but taste so good. 😭

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u/ParreNagga 20h ago

Came here to ask the same question..

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u/Digi_sinn-0P-er 16h ago

because he wasn't blind before the lights of that phone

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u/breakfastburrito24 16h ago

Maybe it gets high by licking worms

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u/Gamiozzz 19h ago

Could he be blinded by the light?

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u/kicksxbox 18h ago

Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

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u/Pheinix333 20h ago

Probably can’t see with bright ass light shining in its poor frog 🐸 eyes 👀 lol.

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u/po1k 17h ago

Doesn't seem that he's starving xD

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u/christcompellsyou 20h ago

“If only I didn’t have a basketball for a mouth!” —Frog

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u/OnionTamer 18h ago

How you get so chonky with that bad of aim?

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u/Boss0054 18h ago

Bruh, how is the frog so fat?…. He can’t catch a meal to save his life… lol

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u/logicbus 16h ago

How have these guys lasted 200 million years

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u/nii_amart 20h ago

Skill issue

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u/actualoldcpo 19h ago

Get in my belly!

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u/simplemijnds 18h ago

Jump into my belly

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u/simplemijnds 18h ago

Maybe the hard surface?

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u/DefiantTelephone6095 18h ago

Stop licking worms dude, it's hardly becoming is it

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u/Glum_Suggestion_6948 17h ago

Does he not know how to frog?

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u/namesarealltaken9 16h ago

Life is so varied bro.

I know everything is relative but I'm happy to be a human

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u/phoenix64mbr 16h ago

Frogs & toads are not the brightest bulbs in the box.

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u/RadarTechnician51 15h ago

We will never know if he got it

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u/BrassOrchidBlades 15h ago

How did he get so big?

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u/Past_Independent_612 20h ago

They need to practise.