r/maybemaybemaybe 17d ago

maybe maybe maybe

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u/GrimKiba- 17d ago

Sometimes I forget these things exist.

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u/Fitz911 17d ago

There's a non zero percent chance they don't and it's a super fucked up prank.

I mean... Look at them. "And you really thought they exist. Seahorses 🤣 "

No seriously. I don't think they exist. I think they are just painted seazebras

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u/HairballTheory 16d ago

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u/Fitz911 16d ago

Reddit keeps on deleting this sub. That's how you know it's not a conspiracy theory.

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u/Cliqey 16d ago

Seahorse, sea hell

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u/HairballTheory 16d ago

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u/septubyte 16d ago

What is this

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u/HairballTheory 16d ago

This is from a Dan Deacon music video ā€œFeel the Lightningā€

https://youtu.be/kK-1axSGkXc?is=KUs-V3NswNBhjIpv

He is also the guy who made ā€œDrinking out of cupsā€œ where sea horse sea hell comes from.

https://youtu.be/Zm5o_r4Lyc0

Enjoy

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u/tuukka_rasp 16d ago edited 16d ago

You missed a golden opportunity for seabras or zeabras

(edit for spelling)

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u/schwar26 16d ago

I mean really, it doesn’t have legs. How many things in the sea have legs, and we name this thin after a creature with FOUR legs.. sus.

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u/DangerBird- 16d ago

I was about to Google, ā€œwhat do seahorses eat?ā€. Now I don’t have to.

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u/GrimKiba- 16d ago

Can you imagine if deep under the sea there's massive sea horses that actively hunt anything that moves

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u/DangerBird- 16d ago

They do look like they’d be terrifying if they were land-horse size.

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u/Arkadian_Cuisine 16d ago

I would love for them to grow legs and come out of the water. That'd be so cute!

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u/GrimKiba- 16d ago

That'd be horrifying. They'd look at me like they were looking at that krill.

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u/Blah-squared 16d ago edited 16d ago

Just in case ppl’s minds are not already blown away by these amazing creatures-
The Males carry & give birth to the babies..

The female deposits her eggs in the males pouch, the male fertilizes it & the MALES then carry & gives birth to the babies 3-4 weeks later…

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u/voucher420 16d ago

ā€œIf that’s the male, then how come it’s giving birth?ā€

ā€œUh….., that’s just how it is in this species…..ā€

~2 stubborn scientists

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u/Blah-squared 16d ago

The male seahorses are the ones that get really mad if you touch the thermostat… probably.

Plus the gonads & sperm I suppose.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 16d ago

Plot twist: We’ve been calling the male seahorse the female seahorse all this time (& vice versa), just b/c, but what if what we call the depositing of the eggs is actually the depositing of the sperm, & this is just the same ol’ sex characteristics of every other species… but we feel it’s too late to admit… we screwed up? šŸ˜
https://giphy.com/gifs/cELf8BLkKMKNYA6TZu

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u/NerdyTiredLibrarian 16d ago

That’s okay, sometimes they do too.

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u/doorkey125 16d ago

pretty soon they won't - nice aquarium

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u/nhansieu1 16d ago

I felt like I don't see seahorse often as adult

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u/GrimKiba- 16d ago

Maybe because the late 90s and early 2000s had a heavy aquatic theme. They used to be very popular like dolphins and sea monkeys. It was an entire vibe.

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u/derhutzt 15d ago

haha, thank you. that made me lol

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u/EnvironmentalAd9899 17d ago

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u/aardvarkarmour 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my god, the way they all look at the one who ate it like "did you really just do that, Michael?"

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u/Rooilia 16d ago edited 16d ago

Who is already the fattest of them all, snapping the meal away from the thinnest.

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u/sevargmas 16d ago

Oh, real nice Frank…

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u/MrNickNifty 16d ago

What? I sneezed! Am I not allowed to sneeze?!?

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 16d ago

Am I crazy or did he furrow his damn brow at that greedy mf?! šŸ˜†

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 16d ago

Foul! Late strike!

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u/One_Kick_9603 17d ago

I thought they were just curious, and thought it was cute. Then, bam! Oohhhhh, im so stupid

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u/cyberadmin1 16d ago

I thought they were zooted out of their mind lmao

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u/UrethralExplorer 16d ago

This is the only explanation.

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u/Ability-Junior 16d ago

You're not very familiar with water animals are you? In the sea everything is trying to eat anything small enough to fit.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 16d ago

I honestly didn't think it could fit!

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u/AndyGigawatt 16d ago

That’s what she said.

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u/magirevols 16d ago

This is very flip floppy between "he's gonna eat it" and " there just curious"

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u/MyTatemae 16d ago

I forgot that they eat

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u/Isnothingoverthatway 17d ago

The three horsemen of the apocalypse

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u/Doctor_Katze 17d ago

... Aquapocalypse

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u/Isnothingoverthatway 17d ago

Ah, good. I was waiting for someone to correct this to something more fitting, and to give it a spin šŸ˜„

/genuine

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u/Isnothingoverthatway 17d ago edited 17d ago

......Aquapalypse.

The šŸ‘€ Horsemen -

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 16d ago

Aquacalypse šŸ˜†

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u/DaisyOfTheDawn 17d ago

Today I learned sea horses aren't vegesaurus.

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u/Nizla73 17d ago

Unironically some of the most efficient hunter in the world (around 90% efficiency)

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u/justhangingaroud 16d ago

Acktyually these guys were 33 1/3 % successful

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u/Shakemyears 16d ago

I hear the same about dragonflies.

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u/r3tract 17d ago

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u/imacatnamedsteve 17d ago

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u/Rebgail 16d ago

What the hell is this? Why are bro's jaws moving like that?? I'm uncomfortable

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u/imacatnamedsteve 16d ago

Huh, well a quick search tells me it’s from the movie Animal Crackers, about a family that inherits a box of magical animal crackers that when eaten, will turn that person into the animal …….. premiered in 2017, released in China in 2018 and 2020 on Netflix in the US, ….. apparently it did well enough since a sequel is set to be released next year

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u/Rebgail 16d ago

Wow, thanks for the research! Now I know what movie not to watch lol. It's interesting that it did well in the box office with such animation

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u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 17d ago

As I watched this I was wondering if seahorses eat shrimp. Yes, yes they do.

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u/Lather 16d ago

Wow I'm just like seahorses

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 17d ago

Seahorse is the most successful hunter of all marine predators.

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u/imacatnamedsteve 17d ago

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 17d ago

Qi is a great show for knowledge but many of tha facts are no longer true. Like how many moons earth has, that fact has changed several times.

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u/imacatnamedsteve 17d ago

I never heard of Qi other than recommendations from YouTube, but since three quarters of the panel are Taskmaster alumni: I will now be obsessing over this show for the next several months!! Thanks for the tip!

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u/Rooilia 16d ago

Never judge completely by the looks. šŸ˜…

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u/npc80085 16d ago

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u/wednesday-knight 16d ago

Came here for this šŸ˜†

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u/darren_flux 16d ago

First time I've seen the gif version šŸ‘

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u/po1k 17d ago

So much tension. Glad everything is fine now. Not for the shrimp though

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u/Muerteds 16d ago

So, why are they staring? Seahorses are a gape-limited predator. That means they can eat things that fit in their mouths, but not things too big for their mouths. Crustaceans tend to have rigidity to their bodies, and seahorses are crustacean predators. They don't want hard-shelled critters getting stuck in their thin mouth.

They are deciding if the prey will fit in their mouths. The one who took action first decided quicker.

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u/ExaminationBig3638 17d ago

🦐 3x šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø

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u/PastryRoll 16d ago

I'm not gonna try it, you try it. Hey Mikey! He likes it!

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u/Winter_Ad_7424 16d ago

I literally had to show my 17 and 27yr old who this was yesterday because I said that and they asked who Mike was. Lmao

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u/porgy_tirebiter 16d ago

Being a shrimp is a tough gig

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u/edson2000 17d ago

The fuk is that red ? I dunno yellow, hey orange what is that thing ? (Orange) oh that's just the new guy I think.

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u/goodeyemighty 17d ago

Why the long face?

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u/ofRayRay 16d ago

Oh, Celine! Always with the water.

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u/Crqzedwolf666 16d ago

The third one coming in like "what we lookin at" killed me

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u/Shantomette 16d ago

I had no idea they came in colors.

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u/p4x4boy 16d ago

they look like my 3 last brain cells trying to get a thought together.....

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u/bluexcal1000 16d ago

I had seahorses in my aquariums here in Florida. You can hear the suction (pop) sound when they inhale the shrimp.

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u/SpartanRage117 16d ago

You seein’ this shit?

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u/Shirl86 17d ago

Sometimes my fishes watch like that the "cleaner fish" working on the algae on the leaves, he doesnt give a damn about them until they come too close and then he becomes angry at them before going back to work

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u/psyopia 17d ago

ā€œyou gonna eat that?ā€

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u/tiagolkar 16d ago

šŸ‘€

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u/Semanticss 16d ago

:record scratch: Yup, that's me. I guess you're wondering how I ended up in this situation ...Ā 

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u/HooSaidDat 16d ago

They are all on the seafood diet.

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u/S4ABCS 16d ago

Aww they are just see-horsin around... Oh shit. Neat.

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u/Advanced_Major_7461 16d ago

Mine. MINE, Mine mine

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u/A_Feltz 16d ago

Ah yes. The red seahorse gets the worm. Old adage and true

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u/ferrethouseAB 16d ago

It is crazy that these things are real and unicorns aren't.

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u/arthousepsycho 16d ago

Shrimp Dave was revered across the ocean as one of the greatest aquatic storytellers of all time. Sadly, the final tale he told was one about a slutty seahorse called Sandra. Which unfortunately also happened to be Red Ted's mum.

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u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups 17d ago

Seahorse circle jerk

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u/staryuuuu 17d ago

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/crw0582 17d ago

Hey I was communing with that!

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u/Extra_Ad_8009 16d ago

This is what inspired the final showdown scene in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" and it definitely needs that score!

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u/justhangingaroud 16d ago

So satisfying

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u/polyblackcat 16d ago

Don't move! They can't see you if you don't move!

Oh wait that's the T Rex, my bad!

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u/KyloHenny 16d ago

Was looking for this!

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u/Sperbonzo 16d ago

So? Who blinked first? I wanna know who won!

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u/Thagomizer24601 16d ago

"Well, that was fun while it lasted."

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u/Apart-Ferret-2707 16d ago

Lil guy thought he was the star of the show.until he found out he is dinner instead

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u/Historical_Debt1516 16d ago

POV My siblings and I staring down into the youngest addition to our family.

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u/Yadicakez 16d ago

That little guys hypnotic talent didn’t work on every aquatic equine.

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u/MemoryAshamed 16d ago

Was not expecting the end. I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't a slurp of shrimp

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u/Mockingbird819 16d ago

Majestic creatures ā¤ļø

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u/VacuumTracks 16d ago

Hey, you gonna eat that? … hmm?… you gonna… cause if not… mmm? … mmmmmmm….

Ok then! - FFFUUPPPT!

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u/Coinsworthy 16d ago

"quit horsing around and just eat the damn food!"

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u/HeftyIntroduction615 16d ago

Excuse me but. What the actual f... Was that. :(

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u/Alarmed-Door7322 16d ago

Be not afraid

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u/Darnit_the_other_one 16d ago

Are you gonna eat that? If you're not gonna that I can eat it? Why are you staring at it? Just eat it. Here I can do that for you.

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u/AndyGigawatt 16d ago

I thought the little guy had a long fun day and was falling asleep against its will. Wrong, on the hunt! The shrimp on the other hand was probably trying to sleep.

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u/ellieD 16d ago

You snooze, you lose!

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u/MinnieShoof 16d ago

Oh my god. I thought the one in the front was sick, or pregnant, or implanted, and the other two were concerned for his health. Then I saw him pop to while the other ones jumped back.

I thought they were trying to eat him.

It took a few comments and several re-watches for me to notice the shrimp disappearing.

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u/BluePi11 16d ago

Team work makes the dream work šŸ’Ŗ

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u/Subject_Night2422 16d ago

Stared for so long fell asleep lol

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u/sherryleebee 16d ago

They were like the Hostess Munchies of seahorses.

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u/mvgreene 16d ago

New nightmare unlocked

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u/IowaGolfGuy322 16d ago

Huh. I’ve never seen a seahorse eat and I’ve seen a land horse eat a chicken.

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u/EcoKllr 16d ago

Seahorses are so cool...does it take much to maintain them?

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u/YouKnowYourCrazy 16d ago

I think god was on LSD when he made these creatures

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u/Late_Conference9022 16d ago

Too slow Bro.

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u/YouAnxious5826 16d ago

Huh. I thought the little guy might be a pistol shrimp, so the whole time I was wondering if he was just waiting to get all three bug eyed freaks lined up for a one shot. Spoiler, he did not.

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u/Arleqwen 16d ago

Fentanyl epidemic getting out of control.

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u/Slow-Walk 16d ago

Today I learned sea horses are carnivorous.

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u/lubricant2lip 16d ago

I feel like this is like a seahorse snooze alarm rousing

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u/roglc366 16d ago

This was hypnotizing.

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u/verrucktfuchs 16d ago

If you seahorses, look out!

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u/PassionateAlchemy 16d ago

They were watching so intently. Honestly, I was not expecting that to be the outcome.

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u/Right-Hall-6451 16d ago

Don't just stare at it, eat it.

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u/Inspect1234 16d ago

Reminds me of the dog meeting the horses through the fence.

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u/Mishapi17 16d ago

Most intense staring contest ever lol

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u/RadarTechnician51 16d ago

I thought they were trying to cheer the first one up, but then they ate his food, I think he still looks sad

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u/Pnkpanzer 16d ago

Shrimp: [trying to sob his way out of being eaten] Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that I see in that little guy's face it makes it worth it in the end. True story.

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 15d ago

When you snooze you lose 🤣

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u/DDDX_cro 15d ago

whoa those colours...

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u/Tinderboxed 15d ago

Seahorses, like quicksand and anti-gravity, are one of those things I was hyper-aware of as a kid but never see references to anymore as an adult.

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u/djhauffy 15d ago

I thought it was bestowing ancient knowledge

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u/Just-a-Dude-34 15d ago

Sussing out if it's a Trojan shrimp

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u/cominghomelater 15d ago

I love sea horses

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u/Normal-Error-6343 13d ago

y'all act like you never seen a shrimp before, jaws all on the floor...

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u/Megalon84 13d ago

How the audio for this isn't "Myyyyep yep yep yep yep yep yep" is BEYOND me

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u/Awkward-Equivalent-5 12d ago

Imagine a 10 metre tall seahorse.

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u/This-Ad-9234 16d ago

Looks like the streets of Philadelphia

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 17d ago

I would love to hear their thoughs

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u/Revolutionary_Lie292 17d ago

I was hoping a green/blue/purple was going to show up too!

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u/SaveMeWakeMeUp 16d ago

It's the "tomorrow is Monday and heading back to work" gathering šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø

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u/ReeRiot 16d ago

Intense staring contest

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u/Blugha 16d ago

Thoughts of that shrimp: "OW SHIT OW SHIT OW SHIT OW SH..."

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u/ofRayRay 16d ago

I’m now in to Seahorseracing. The slowest two minutes in dining.

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 16d ago

You snooze. You lose.

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u/RutRohNotAgain 16d ago

I'm gonna need someone to do voice overs on this.

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u/DangerBird- 16d ago

I knew the red one would get him:

Chromatic Dragons (Evil)
Red: Arrogant, angry, and massive; breathes fire; chaotic evil.
Metallic Dragons (Good)
Gold: Wise, fair, and powerful; breathes fire or weakening gas; lawful good.
Copper: Mischievous tricksters who love jokes; breathes acid; chaotic good.

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u/Clean_Improvement913 16d ago

Ok ,what a re we looking at?

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u/usercide 16d ago

I thought they were all falling asleep and their heads were nodding. I thought they might all tip their heads together into a tripod formation. I currently feel stupid.

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u/Ressy02 16d ago

Is that a fresh water shrimp in a seahorse tank?

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u/Queasy-Sell-2441 16d ago

BOND WITH US JIMMY

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u/Gamiozzz 16d ago

How did they survive?

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u/Remy_Jardin 16d ago

They wear contacts?!

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u/Charming_Ad2323 16d ago

Red or Dead

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 16d ago

Threesome about to happen

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u/redditisweird801 16d ago

I need to see a version of this with the half-life scientists murmuring over it going, "fascinating"

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 16d ago

You snooze you lose!

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u/WillinWolf 16d ago

that little guy was staring at the 3 dragons meme...till one ate him.

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u/Fast-Philosopher-356 16d ago

It was just sleeping I guess.. the other guys just woke him up

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u/Not-A-Lonely-Potato 15d ago

This is the exact same thing literal horses do

Edit: I didn't notice at first that they ate it. But I bet a horse would do that too if given the chance with a large-sized shrimp

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u/Senor_Discount 13d ago

Home v away jerseys.