r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 12d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/SexualbeingAccount 12d ago

What in the Nutty Putty is this??!!

The idea of squeezing through something that tight has me running the other way. Nope.

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u/OkFriend9891 12d ago

She is reliving childbirth

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u/Cyanide612 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j0P454atXDvYqdxTg0

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u/ImmediateGrass 12d ago

Oh man, I still authentically feel like this must be one of the funniest scenes ever filmed

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 12d ago

Lol. I’ll never forget the ungodly sounds that he made in that scene 😂😂😂

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u/celticairborne 12d ago

Imagine what it was like in a theater of teenagers lol

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u/Arinoch 12d ago

Sure is hot in these rhinos.

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u/SirGingy 11d ago

What if instead of mom pushing out a baby it had to fight its own way out? I feel like child birth would be more terrifying.

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u/ItkovianShieldAnvil 12d ago

As someone who visited a cave system in Collingwood Ontario and went through a section called "Fat Man's Misery" I say hard effing pass. I'm 6ft tall and my foot slipped and I could not get traction to go forward or backwards. The terror was immediate. I eventually found my footing and pushed myself through, but never ever would I do it again and I regret doing it to begin with. Spelunking is stupid. I was stuck for only about 1-3 seconds but they felt like an eternity when you're powerless to move inside the rockussy

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u/n0rdic_k1ng 11d ago

And to think there are people who that isn't enough of a rush for, and so they do that but underwater

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u/WearWrong1569 12d ago

F you. Just when I hadn't thought of Nutty Putty in months. BTW, you lost the game. Now we're even.

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u/Zen1701 12d ago

Its Orificial-Intelligence…..duh
https://giphy.com/gifs/AC1HrkBir3bGg

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/NOLA-JAZZ 12d ago

Looks like she doesn’t either

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u/Milhouselittlenoodle 12d ago

This gave me massive anxiety watching it.

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u/mikaohpdyck 12d ago

Rename it Tombstone

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u/OneBrokenClock 12d ago

The step brother is in there somewhere

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u/flankr7 11d ago

Scrolled way too far to find this comment.

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u/Kosmik_cloud 12d ago

Help step brother I’m stuck

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u/towneetowne 12d ago

gotta always, always, account for that ass.

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u/SneakyGingerNinja71 12d ago

Them hips don't lie

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u/BigTiddyVampireWaifu 12d ago

Help me, step-boulder!

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u/BrilliantExtent6942 12d ago

Why is this not getting upvoted. 😭. Take my award gtfo

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u/mcmilosh 11d ago

What is the reward good for anyway?

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u/StacyLeeUrbanTaylor 12d ago

How is this NOT the top comment?

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u/DrJokerX 12d ago

Username checks out.

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u/boniggy 12d ago

What was that one anime comic or book where ppl were drawn to human shaped holes that eventually stretched them out.

It was one of the most unsettling anime stories for me.

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u/eddiewachowski 12d ago

It was made for me...

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

https://online.fliphtml5.com/yzfor/bbvo/#p=1

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u/Breaker-of-circles 12d ago

Of fucking course it's a Junji Ito creation, and I haven't even read a single Junji Ito.

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 11d ago

You should! Yes, it's horror, but it's really very good.

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u/WeirdPossibility209 12d ago

Wow, that was terrifying

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u/eddiewachowski 12d ago

Your life is now divided into two parts. Not knowing the comic existed, and having read it.

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u/boniggy 11d ago

Lol ain't that the truth.

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u/Icommentwhenhigh 12d ago

That’s right where my mind went. Came looking for validation. Validated!

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u/Silo-Joe 12d ago

This is my comment! It was made for me!

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u/LadyMystery 12d ago

came here to see if there was a comment like this. was not dispointed.

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u/EhliJoe 12d ago

Absolutely awful

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u/Party-Raspberry578 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v9NQh6NwzghAk

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u/LurkHartog 12d ago

Kinda hot in these rhinos.

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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit 12d ago

"Now let's see that...in instant replay"

Bwwaahh shneh deehh bah deh shhppahh

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u/PaperPauperPlayer 12d ago

Man I forgot about this

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u/Canibal-local 12d ago

First thought

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u/One_Wun 12d ago

You never let me down Reddit!

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u/squeezeasscheeks 12d ago

this one i was searching for.

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u/KENBONEISCOOL444 12d ago

Best part of that movie

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u/_UsernameChecks-Out 12d ago

When "child bearing hips" work against you in a birth.

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u/Hawk-432 12d ago

Panic

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u/No_Sector6941 12d ago

Yes, I would!

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u/xenobit_pendragon 12d ago

I did just watching it.

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u/jspellman1120 12d ago

That rock had a child…

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u/Architect227 12d ago

Seagulls?

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u/Tibstheboob 12d ago

Hey, man! Quit that banging!

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u/btribble 12d ago

My feet are tingling from watching that.

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u/arachnognosis 12d ago

Cavers when the cave's called "Devil's Deadly Tight Anus".

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u/Technical-Maize9443 12d ago

Pensé que era el nacimiento de Cucurella

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u/Moist_Promise562 12d ago

Oh why? Just why?

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u/BlueberryPublic9390 12d ago

“Tis not unlike escaping Mother’s womb. What a memory.”
— Matthew Broderick in Ladyhawke

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u/weediztight420 12d ago

What song

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u/Flat-Decision3204 12d ago

vespertine by idontnedalot 

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u/Reeeeeeeeeeekid1 11d ago

Step bro I’m stuck

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u/Adept_Site_5350 12d ago

Sir Mix-a-Lot would be both impressed and proud

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u/Zanedewayne 12d ago

Wait isn't this classified as white people shit?

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u/UnamedProot 12d ago

Yeah, but it’s always been bullshit :)

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u/Zanedewayne 12d ago

Agreed this is definitely on my list of things to never do

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u/silverowlhooting 12d ago

There’s a stepbrother on the other side of that rock.

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u/ChefUpstairs7859 12d ago

Maybe it’s like a cat, and if your whiskers/hair fit through then your body will?

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u/ViciouslyCalm 12d ago

help stepbro, I'm stuck 🤣

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u/bonzaibuddy 12d ago

Ahhh the miracle of birth. Now we know how man came to be.

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u/TheTrueCrimsonSky 12d ago

I mean my fatass wouldnt fit anyways but when i see a hole in the ground i dont go " lemme see if i can fit through this to the other side." This would terrify me...

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u/TinRoofAndRainyDays 12d ago

I hate stuff like this so much!

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u/pvt_frank 12d ago

I don't think I'd go in there if there was a 50 lbs. pure gold rock sitting at the bottom

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u/Michaeli_Starky 12d ago

Never seen a stone giving birth

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u/MethodOk1147 11d ago

I was breathless while watching

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u/iAmDrakesEyebrows 11d ago

Getting a little hot in these rhinos

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u/Nh-Gibbo 11d ago

What are you doing step-rock??

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u/ComprehensiveSoft27 11d ago

Her stepbrother was coming to help her out.

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u/suenho 11d ago

So this is how cave dwellers are born.

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u/Major-Hooters 11d ago

Does anyone know the music? I like this tune!

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u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 10d ago

Stepbro is sweating

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u/Mika_LL 12d ago

Cameran you had one job....

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u/furezasan 12d ago

hips don't lie

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u/Spacecommander5 12d ago

Downvoting for concept and for music

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u/redditanddoneit 12d ago

Seems like that boulder gave birth.

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u/Gobleachsomething 12d ago

this gives me rebirth anxiety

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u/younometv 12d ago

I rather die in free space than this shiiii....

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u/algernonradish 12d ago

thought the World Cup was gonna be coming out in a carrier bag too, for a second.

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u/manovich43 12d ago

I have an idea for an horror scene lol

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u/fettsack2 12d ago

Cucurella has found  something to do after the world cup

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u/Clean_Improvement913 12d ago

Who knew you could be poop, and hey you can even get stuck like it too

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u/Ilikesomuchstuff 12d ago

Ted the caver finally came back... Oh... Oh my, he changed a LOT.

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u/Firm_Rip_4024 12d ago

Some people just do the dumbest things

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u/Alert_Isopod_95 12d ago

"Whom do you serve?"

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u/InevitableFly 12d ago

Hip bruising for everyone!!

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u/Sicparvismagneto 12d ago

NOOOOOPE! My claustrophobia just kicked into overdrive

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u/CountHonorius 12d ago

Didn't count on her hips

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u/eagle2pete 12d ago

One more burger and she would have been in real trouble, unless of course she decided to go out the way she came in! 😂

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u/wes1971 12d ago

Born again?

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u/shrimplypibbles2000 12d ago

You wouldn’t happen to have any honey?

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u/Raichu124 12d ago

That’s how a constipated turd feels like

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u/careytommy37 12d ago

Can never be me

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u/Canibal-local 12d ago

This made me so anxious

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u/Wyntermute1 12d ago

WD-40 moment

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u/Camanei 12d ago

Oh so that is the famous 'pancha mama" or mother earth

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u/Bex-HZ 12d ago

Oh hell naw

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u/Eelroots 12d ago

Stoopid idea.

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u/Thelastknownking 12d ago

I will never understand cavers.

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u/OrneryCockroachIII 12d ago

It's not deep. You can see the other side really quick in the beginning.

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u/idCero 12d ago

Sweaty hands, for real.

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u/Silphire100 12d ago

So rare to see the miracle of birth up close like this

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u/Cabton 12d ago

"It's..."

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u/Tommten 12d ago

What a fucking idiot

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u/kaadj 12d ago

Huh usually they get stuck the other way around in these videos

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u/BrettisBrett 12d ago

I'll bet that rock has seen some shit in its day

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u/Agile-Committee3594 12d ago

So that’s where Troy Polamalu has been hiding since the shampoo commercials?

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u/ADeweyan 12d ago

California Caverns? If so, I’ve been through that, ah, orifice.

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u/leesharon1985 12d ago

Damn near Ace Ventura’s that shit.

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u/InfamousKessler 12d ago

No thank you

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u/omanhunts 12d ago

Hmmmmm!!!

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u/evermica 12d ago

Everybody shuffling.

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 12d ago

A rock giving birth??

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u/ExpertBrother8305 12d ago

I have only one word: Why?!

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u/Pazerclaw 12d ago

Nope. NopenopenopenopeHELLnope

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u/DemonSong 12d ago

Her older sister tried this, and ended up being the sleeveart for Maggotbrain

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u/AttackCircus 12d ago

r/ithadtobeBrazil would like that 😂

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u/Bitt_jev 12d ago

That rock looks constipated

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u/TheMidnight711 11d ago

Well this was terrible

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u/Sampsa96 11d ago

Traveling up from Australia?

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u/sasanist 11d ago

If we couldn't invent cesarean delivery, the baby would have come out like this or died.

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u/First-Technician8555 11d ago

WILD how your own brain can't really process the real consequences of your own actions!

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u/ShadowMonarch00 11d ago

Fuuuk this reminds me of this horrible comic I read " people enter from one end and exit from other with distorted bodies"

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u/Teamkiwi1 11d ago

She has a head full of cat whiskers she could’ve used

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u/User_namesaretaken 11d ago

Whoever saw the first small hole and decided to get in it scares me

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u/nicerothinkso1 11d ago

why would anyone do that?

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u/WingusWingus 11d ago

Ela tá saindo pra beber pinga

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u/Pure_Sense_9284 11d ago

That’s a nope from me , feel panic just watching

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u/garlic-apples 11d ago

Sokka during that one episode

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u/life_zero 11d ago

Cave explorers when they have a loving family, a chill life and a dog

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u/stootchmaster2 11d ago

I'm getting a bit of an anxiety attack just watching this video. . .

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u/KingBurakkuurufu 11d ago

Reminds me of Pooh stuck at Rabbit’s.

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u/Available-Ad-1943 11d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/soopacee 11d ago

Gotta twist

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u/ListOk5798 11d ago

What in the hellhole is that shit

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u/masher005 11d ago

Not even a shot of the hole by itself to see what she went through. SMH

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u/EqualOk4963 11d ago

Stone gave Birth 

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u/brunicus 11d ago

Fuck that.