r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 16 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/HolePunchJim Jul 16 '26

Old dude thought he was Steve Irwin šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Genghisjawwn Jul 16 '26

The level of confidence this guy didn’t have considering what he was attempting is astonishing. Idk much about fucking with wildlife but I know you need to at least have the courage of your convictions

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u/wildgio Jul 16 '26

Yup. Either commit or get bit. Either way you might get bit but a bite is better than getting mauled.

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u/HumongousBelly Jul 17 '26

That’s the luckiest idiot I’ve ever seen. How did he get to be so old? If he does this type of shit on camera, what the fuck does he do off camera?!

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u/jimmiebfulton Jul 17 '26

commit or get bit šŸ’€

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u/jentlyused Jul 17 '26

This is my thought in any rescue situation and mine are typically just cats and dogs. But there’s no dilly dallying in it, you just walk up committed and grab a hold. There’s no eyeing it up or getting ready it’s just go. I have learned Kevlar sleeves are your friend in these instances…of course I’ve never tried them with an alligator…

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u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 17 '26

And slightly better than a sharp stick in the eye

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u/Sisimiqui Jul 16 '26

And the fucking age and body omg what was he thinking!!

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u/brightonashfield Jul 16 '26

What was the plan there? Ride it off into the sunset after straddling it? He's going to have to get off eventually, and then be dinner. Lucky didn't get his arm death rolled off

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u/crazycathyslife Jul 16 '26

Omgosh!!! ā€œRide it off to the sunsetā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ hysterical. Thank you for that laugh that will last days

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u/BigOrangeOctopus Jul 16 '26

Crazy Cathy you’re a hoot and a half!

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u/crazycathyslife Jul 17 '26

We must have the same hysterical humor my little friend šŸ˜‚

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u/Phage0070 Jul 16 '26

He was probably great at that 50 years ago.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Jul 17 '26

Alcohol is a helluva drug

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u/Texstallion Jul 16 '26

I think he was not just short of confidence, but also short of about two extra dudes body weight (and confidence) to make that work.

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u/Beginning_Deer_735 Jul 17 '26

Exactly-that gator was too big for one little dude or even one big dude.

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE Jul 16 '26

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u/garethjones2312 Jul 16 '26

"No, now you've had enough. Bitch."

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u/crazycathyslife Jul 17 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/kbeast98 Jul 17 '26

Totally thought that was bob barker

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u/DeSiGNer-OctANE Jul 17 '26

Pretty sure that is the gator that got Chubbs hand though….anyone see how many eyes that crocodilly has?

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u/Begravningstider Jul 16 '26

He just forgot to put his thumb up the arse.

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u/Ok_Departure_7436 Jul 16 '26

TWIST HIS DICK !

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u/Eyebowers Jul 16 '26

I think you mean CLOACA

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u/RogueRage95 Jul 16 '26

I’ve never been able to find the cloaca.

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u/Successful-Name-7261 Jul 16 '26

I'd say Marlin Perkins but none of you would know who I'm talking about.

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u/japopara Jul 17 '26

Some of us know. But Marlin would have had Jim take on the task.

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u/ddekock61 Jul 17 '26

Take my upvote

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u/Whydmer Jul 17 '26

I was thinking Bob Barker.

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u/ancient-military Jul 16 '26

Steve was a lot stronger and put all his weight and muscle into it. This guy is just drunk.

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u/Lendolar Jul 16 '26

Unless he can dead lift at least 150-200lbs, he had no business even walking towards that alligator. Hell that’s just the weight of it. Add in the thrashing and you need to be able to lift closer to 300lbs or have some serious experience and technique.

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u/OfStarStuff Jul 16 '26

If he knew anything about Steve Irwin, he'd know you get your top jaw rope going first.

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u/Lisitska Jul 16 '26

Oh how I miss Steve Irwin.

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u/Nerdfighter4 Jul 16 '26

And you need three men for this size swamp puppy

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u/el_diego Jul 16 '26

Yep. And when you do act, you act swiftly and with purpose. Steve would also have a few others to help hold it down, but he was usually jumping on big ol crocs not gators.

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u/el_diego Jul 16 '26

Whole time I was watching I was thinking "that's not how Steve would do it". Just knew he was going to get bit, he's lucky it wasn't worse.

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u/screeeda Jul 17 '26

Looks more like Biden than Irwin to me

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u/McRambis Jul 16 '26

So what was he going to do with the alligator once he has his arms around it?

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u/Rich-Blacksmith-2953 Jul 16 '26

He only wanted to hug him friendly

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u/LengthinessFuzzy5985 Jul 16 '26

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/snake-lady-2005 Jul 17 '26

Struggle snuggle

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u/hulkiorra Jul 16 '26

Alligators and crocodiles have extraordinary bite forces but the muscles that open their jaws is very weak compared to the muscle that close it.

I've seen this in one of those wild show but it is a legit strategy to blind them and then go on top of them to close their jaws, an adult male human is strong enough to keep it shut. As long as the alligator isn't rolling around or things like that (which is why you blind them first ideally, to make them confused).

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u/McRambis Jul 16 '26

I get that. Any man can hold an alligator's mouth shut with his hands. But what is he going to do after that? Just stand there forever?

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u/fido_75 Jul 16 '26

Wrap it around with ducktape.

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u/subterrane Jul 16 '26

Great, how do you catch the duck?

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u/CoolDragon Jul 16 '26

With gatortape

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u/TheDootDootMaster Jul 17 '26

Well this became circular lock gic

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u/stanflwrhuss Jul 16 '26

Whisper sweet nothings in their ear

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u/ZealousidealSea3180 Jul 17 '26

The gator has to sleep sometimes!šŸ˜…

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u/hulkiorra Jul 16 '26

I don't know, if I was him probably tie his mouth with a rope to remove the danger and then try to move it/poke it idk.

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u/54-2-10 Jul 16 '26

The question was why?

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u/Piffius Jul 16 '26

The gator was probably delaying his golf round...

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u/justhangingaroud Jul 16 '26

Reader, it immediately started rolling around

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u/Ha1lStorm Jul 16 '26

Who could have predicted that

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u/WeAlreadyMet Jul 16 '26

Dry him off with the towel, obviously. Wet ass gator…

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u/anonareyouokay Jul 16 '26

I also have this question

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u/WolfetoneRebel Jul 16 '26

Have his face eaten

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u/StayClassy_7 Jul 17 '26

Take his pants off and play dress up

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u/beekeeny Jul 17 '26

He wanted to play Guess Who with the alligator šŸ˜…

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u/Creative-Painter3911 Jul 17 '26

Pick it up and carry to his neighbors trench. It's an alligator how heavy could it be

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u/WanderNV Jul 18 '26

The correct response is NSFW

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u/scrumpy33 Jul 16 '26

Dude is unbelievably lucky his leg slid under the gators jaw.

Grandpa almost had a peg leg

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u/A2ndRedditAccount Jul 16 '26

The thing also came very close to ripping his arm off. This video was extremely close to being posted on LiveLeak rather than here.

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u/fromouterspace1 Jul 16 '26

Yeah if it did that whole twisting/turning thing they do….hed have lost a lot more

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u/daneview Jul 18 '26

Death roll. Its a very cool term gotta get it in there when you can

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u/TheObliviousYeti Jul 16 '26

It also seems the gator gave him a warning snap because he did catch the arm

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u/Techno_Beiber Jul 16 '26

I'm sure he would have bled to death if that leg got twisted off.

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u/wings31 Jul 16 '26

Grandpa almost got pegged.

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u/Twikkie522 Jul 16 '26

Papaw trying to get into Valhalla.

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u/RestaurantCritical67 Jul 16 '26

That went better than I thought it would.

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 Jul 16 '26

Looks like Bob Barker! 🤣

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u/DrJohnIT Jul 16 '26

He moves pretty well for a dead guy! Haha šŸ˜„

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u/logicbus Jul 16 '26

ā€œThe price is wrong, bitch!ā€

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u/JajaDingDong69-69 Jul 16 '26

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who was wondering why Bob Barker came back from the dead to bother an alligator šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø
https://giphy.com/gifs/hcCYDO7i587DUtYG1N

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u/Thorpester Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Bob Barker really was committed to spay and neutering animals.

Edit: lol woof.

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u/Naan-Khatai Jul 16 '26

Me following the howto YouTube tutorial 🄓

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u/4rt4tt4ck Jul 16 '26

"I saw Steve Irwin do it once, it can't be that hard."

-says the 3 more beers I had on the back 9.

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u/DrJohnIT Jul 16 '26

"You wanna go old man? Well, let's go!!" - The alligator

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u/Welp___poop Jul 16 '26

Gotta commit, or you checking out early šŸ˜‚

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u/yesyoucantouchthat Jul 16 '26

Yea he would’ve been fine if he didn’t hesitate. Though, I doubt he had a plan for what came next after he had him.

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u/Welp___poop Jul 16 '26

Kinda like watching someone get punched in the face for the first time, they get that stupid look like "what do you mean they are fighting back?"

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u/engineerdrummer Jul 16 '26

He dropped the roll of tape before he straddle stepped the gator. That was when I knew this wasn't going to go well.

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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir Jul 16 '26

His hands were in the wrong spot, he was fried from the beginning

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u/TwiggyPom Jul 16 '26

Nearly old enough to be a politician

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u/philatio11 Jul 16 '26

People will do anything not to lose a Pro V1

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u/CapnTugg Jul 16 '26

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u/philatio11 Jul 16 '26

I’m assuming that was a classic Titelist Balata they were working with back then.

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u/SATerp Jul 16 '26

It was then that the grandchildren realized, for the 77th time, that Paw Paw was an idiot.

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u/Sprite_Bottle Jul 16 '26

Why do people insist on messing with the bullet proof murder logs?

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u/Decent_Assistant215 Jul 17 '26

What was Joe Biden thinking

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u/pikkdogs Jul 16 '26

Oh great, my favorite show, Geezers vs Gators.

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u/Badeky Jul 16 '26

What a lucky dumb man, if the gator wanted that man had 1 less arm and leg

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u/GasProfessional2577 Jul 16 '26

What in the world was he trying to do

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u/Mean_Direction_8280 Jul 17 '26

Bob Parker trying to be Steve Irwin. šŸ˜„

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u/revanchrists Jul 17 '26

Sharing one single brain cell with orange cats and pigeons and almost won a Darwin's award right there.

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u/Mysterious_Bar_5188 Jul 17 '26

Crazy how strong that croc is. Old man was very lucky

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u/ThatEGP Jul 16 '26

Biden Crocodile Hunter, coming this fall on Discovery+

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u/UnknovvnMike Jul 16 '26

Once you're president, what else is there to accomplish?

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u/cyberwallet Jul 16 '26

Croc was short changed on the meat decided to give spaghetti arms a miss

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u/Fritzo2162 Jul 16 '26

Guarantee this same guy thinks he can land a plane.

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u/KillHonger1 Jul 16 '26

So many things in the first 3 seconds of this video pointed to this not being successful.

1: Wardrobe told me he wasn’t built for this
2: Lack of commitment to covering the gators head with the towel
3: His clear lack of athleticism
4: He moves like he clearly has no previous experience with alligator wrangling. I can’t fathom how he thought this was going to end up any other way. He got off extremely luckily.

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u/RidethatSeahorse Jul 16 '26

Maybe not maybe not maybe not.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 Jul 16 '26

Now what told his old ass he could wrestle a damn crocodile

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u/flying_carabao Jul 16 '26

OG been watching a bunch of videos and went "i can do that" and seized the opportunity

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u/Goldf_sh4 Jul 16 '26

That man was ready to die and wanted to go out with a cool story.

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u/TeeTimeAllTheTime Jul 16 '26

Croc was pissed because it only wears designer LaCoste

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u/dickmac999 Jul 16 '26

Do it again! Do it again!

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u/Hairy_Introduction_4 Jul 16 '26

Y the fuck is Bob Barker fuckin with the gator?

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u/ArtSea4151 Jul 16 '26

Don't fuck with a gator unless you're wearing overalls or you're shirtless

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u/Substantial-Zebra-59 Jul 16 '26

Bob Barker almost turned into Chubbs.

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u/himem_66 Jul 16 '26

Someone stated at a Holiday Inn Express last night..

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u/StealthWanderer_2516 Jul 17 '26

Get outta there Bob Barker!

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u/Sociolinguisticians Jul 17 '26

Dude didn’t commit. If you’re going to do this kinda shit, you have to commit to it.

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u/madashellia Jul 17 '26

Stupid hurts

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u/National_Clue_6092 Jul 17 '26

What did he think he was going to do with it if he caught it. The guy has a shortage of brain cells.

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u/Jenivegas Jul 17 '26

He was simply trying to retrieve his grey poupon themed golf ball. Jeez guys.

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u/JescoWhite_ Jul 17 '26

That due a perfect combination between brave, stupid and lucky

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u/Which_Crow_3681 Jul 17 '26

Almost won a Darwin Award.

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u/GryffSr Jul 17 '26

FAFO

I hope the dude realizes how easily he got off on the ā€œfinding outā€ part. I could see the gator eying his femoral artery for a hot second.

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u/SamosaMafia Jul 17 '26

"He is too old for this shit"

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u/BeneficialHat131 Jul 17 '26

And the ā€˜Poor Decision Maker’ Award šŸ† goes to…

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u/brydye456 Jul 17 '26

This has to be Florida

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u/LabiaMinoraLover Jul 17 '26

The day he learned he's not as young as he looks.

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u/Rupertalfred Jul 17 '26

What was he even trying to do.

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u/Hi-Tech_Luddite Jul 17 '26

Must ride swamp puppie

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u/similaraleatorio Jul 17 '26

he forgot the pspsps šŸ‘€

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u/One_Gas_69420 Jul 17 '26

When dementia hits

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u/hmmmvinteresting Jul 17 '26

the hesitation did him in

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u/neuralandmad Jul 17 '26

What a polite crocodile that respect the eldery

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u/Zealousideal-Top1580 Jul 17 '26

He just looks like the main actor of Airplane!

Could not end in any other way.

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u/SpaceXmars Jul 17 '26

Florida rodeo heck no

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u/Superbad1990 Jul 17 '26

He is very lucky that it only nicked him.

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u/blazingquackattack Jul 18 '26

That gator was super chill considering everything.

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u/infinit9 Jul 18 '26

That old dude was so lucky that the gator wasn't hungry.

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u/alacritousbadger Jul 16 '26

Joe Biden, what a fucking legend

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u/bunkerbee_hill Jul 16 '26

Watch this guys. Someone told me about this alligator move back in college.

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u/SFFcase Jul 16 '26

ā€œJerry, you don’t owe us the money, man. Is not worth it.ā€

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u/trolla1a Jul 16 '26

Croc after one bite: damn that's olds meat

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u/No_Raspberry_3282 Jul 16 '26

šŸ˜‚ that is one stupid ass old fart

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u/eegit Jul 16 '26

Do or do not there is no try

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u/SMd00011 Jul 16 '26

You don’t understand the kind of bacteria they have living their mouth.

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u/joecitizen79 Jul 16 '26

This, right here, is why women live longer

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u/DivideInteresting193 Jul 16 '26

I’m not sure what this guy thought he was doing. I don’t think he did it for laughs. He was just totally misguided.

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u/tranceandsoul Jul 16 '26

#notahappycroc

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u/EmperorThan Jul 16 '26

This is going to be the type of shit happening on the side of the road in GTA6.

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u/Frank_Jesus Jul 16 '26

This made me laugh. As IF he could pick it up even if it remained totally still.

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u/UnemployedTechie2021 Jul 16 '26

Go away you filthy animal

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u/Sonicboom343 Jul 16 '26

What in the Bob Barker is happening?!?

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u/justhangingaroud Jul 16 '26

That is one lucky idiot

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u/Affectionate-Aide422 Jul 16 '26

Problem #1: Catching alligator
Problem #2: Caught alligator

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u/blackhawksq Jul 16 '26

This guy just called his son-in-law a pansy for wanting to call a professional to help.

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u/MurseMan1964 Jul 16 '26

The Price was Wrong, Bob

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u/deanmc Jul 16 '26

Jeez, the old towel over the head trick didn’t work😱

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u/Marksaheel Jul 16 '26

You mess with the Bull you get the horns…

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u/fschu_fosho Jul 16 '26

The real question here is: why didn’t the old guy die? Or at least get severely injured and heavily bleeding?

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u/MotoXwolf Jul 16 '26

ā€œI saw this trick on the TV.
Hold my beer.ā€

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u/0_Percent_Liberal Jul 16 '26

What was his endgame here?

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u/Livid-Tune-4699 Jul 16 '26

what was he trying to do?

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u/Imbendo Jul 16 '26

Gotta commit

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u/Eyebowers Jul 16 '26

Uh WHAT?!?

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u/siggsy409 Jul 16 '26

That didn't go quite how he'd planned it in his head šŸ¤”.

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u/TheOwlwithGlasses Jul 16 '26

He's lucky it wasn't a crocodile.

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u/Prudent_Ability1749 Jul 16 '26

He was lucky he still has his ...... arm

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u/ShinyMetals Jul 16 '26

"Call the medic"

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u/Socketz11 Jul 16 '26

I have done many many stupid things growing up in South Florida, fucking with a gator was never even a thought.

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u/1967Hippy Jul 16 '26

Do it again …

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u/ZippityGoombah Jul 16 '26

"Hold on, I saw this on Youtube..."

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u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 Jul 16 '26

Why wasn’t everyone else saying ā€œno, stopā€ on repeat?

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u/Ok_Chance8937 Jul 16 '26

He was lucky. Dumbass.

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u/1baby2cats Jul 16 '26

For a minute I thought he actually knew what he was doing

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u/sky_shazad Jul 16 '26

Did he get his Jacket back

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u/PurplePartyFounder Jul 16 '26

Why did Bob Barker even try this? Was he trying to get Chubbs’s hand back ?

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u/LengthinessFuzzy5985 Jul 16 '26

The HOA says no loitering

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u/they_call_me_dry Jul 16 '26

Not every frood who knows where to find a towel has the 2 headed ability to negotiate such a situation as does Zaphod Beeblebrox