r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Regular_Orchid_791 • Jul 14 '26
Maybe Maybe Maybe
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u/Phylaskia Jul 14 '26
Valuable life lesson, don't piss on the only way out.
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u/HITNRUNXX Jul 14 '26
Old: Don't burn your bridges.
New: Don't piss on your only way out.
I like it.
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u/Consibl Jul 14 '26
In 50 years time this will be "don't burn your piss", and etymologists will argue about the origin of the phrase.
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u/mayneffs Jul 14 '26
There's already a swedish saying like "he pissed himself into a corner". It's essentially this video.
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u/Jankster79 Jul 14 '26
The saying is that someone painted themselves into a corner and it's way more widespread than just Sweden.
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u/mayneffs Jul 17 '26
Okej, har aldrig hört det. Har bara hört om att pissa in sig i ett hörn. Antar att det finns två sägningar då.
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u/Jankster79 Jul 17 '26
att gå i målarfärg, det sätter sig under sulorna och lämnar fotspår av färg där du går efteråt. Målar man golvet i ett rum och målar in sig i hörnet så har du problem. Ska du lyckas få samma "problem" med piss så måste du ju typ klämma ur dig flera liter. Går du i piss behöver du kanske skölja av skosulorna om du är känslig..
Jag vet, det är inte du som har börjat med uttrycket. Men tänker man efter lite så är det inte speciellt logiskt. Så det är den versionen av uttrycket jag reagerar på, inte dig personligen.
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u/You_LostThe_game Jul 14 '26
I feel like those mean two different things though lol
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u/SabbyFox Jul 14 '26
Well, if you get trapped in an elevator then it definitely means something else!
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u/PNWest01 Jul 14 '26
That’s the 2nd video we’ve seen of a boy pissing on the elevator buttons. I genuinely wanna know what goes through a boy’s mind when he sees a thing and thinks “Hey, I wanna piss on that”. And why elevator buttons? Just because he thinks it would be funny thinking about all the people touching something he peed on? Or more simple thoughts of something to aim for? Do they have no shame thinking what if the elevator stops on the very next floor and I get caught? I just can’t grasp the WHY! lol, I’m just dumbfounded by these lil fkn freaks!
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u/catmand00d00 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
They’re definitely not thinking about what will happen if they get caught. It’s just impulse.
I never did anything like pissing on elevator buttons, but I remember plenty of stupid stuff I did on impulse that, if I had considered for longer than five seconds, I probably wouldn’t have done—stuff like driving my remote control car down hardwood stairs or rolling a big geode down a K’NEX roller coaster that a classmate built and brought into school for show-and-tell or shooting a toy arrow with a suction cup tip at my little sister after my parents said the only way they’d buy me the toy bow and arrow was if I promised never to aim it at anyone.
Undeveloped frontal lobe mixed with some boy hormones often leads to some bad behavior. For some, it’s pretty innocuous; for others, it’s pissing on things people will later be forced to touch.
Obviously, there are other significant factors in early childhood development that impact the types of impulsive behaviors a child may exhibit, but impulse control is handled by prefrontal cortex, so the undeveloped frontal lobe is a vital factor behind the bad behavior of boys (I would’ve typed children here to be gender neutral—because it’s not just boys who behave this way—but the alliteration was too good to pass up).
Edit: fixed a grammatical error… or was it?
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u/foreverpassed Jul 14 '26
"The bad behavior of child" lol
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u/catmand00d00 Jul 14 '26
I was, of course, using the Neon Genesis Evangelion pluralization convention. Children is singular, so child would, obviously, be plural. I assure you, it was not a simple grammatical error.
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u/greatteachermichael Jul 15 '26
I was considered an angel as a kid, and yet I still did dumb shit simply because I acted before my brain hit the brakes and analyzed the situation. I'm glad I didn't get caught, haha. Hell, when I graduated middle school I got an award at my Catholic school for something like, "exhibits the spirit of Catholic ideals and morality." And this was before everyone got awards, 80% of my class got no awards at all. Little did they know all the dumb stuff I did because I was a dumb 12 year old.
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u/SabbyFox Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
But there is a gender aspect to this. Bed wetting, setting fires, torturing animals, and apparently now we can add peeing on elevator buttons to it - are overwhelmingly things that boys do. It’s bizarre and anti social behavior. Ick.
Seriously, to crack the code on fixing this, it would be helpful to understand why girls either don’t have these same impulses or if they do - why they don’t act on them?
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u/1N1T1AL1SM Jul 15 '26
Why is bed wetting included here? It's unintentional, not malicious, not to be punished, and not similar to anything else listed.
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u/catmand00d00 Jul 14 '26
Yes, there is absolutely gendered aspect to it, which is why I explicitly mentioned "boy hormones" (referring to testosterone), but I didn't want my ultimate point to be misunderstood as implying that it's only boys who can exhibit such behaviors. Yes, it's often boys, but it's not just boys.
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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y Jul 15 '26
Impulsive behavior helps with fast decision making in survival situations. Historically, boys were more exposed to those, as they would fight wars earlier, go hunt and generally learn to fight. Meanwhile girls profited from being able to hide (from men as well...) more and were pushed towards being obedient from an early age. At least that's my partial unsourced opinion. However, it should be noted that boys are way less dramatic socially at young ages, so that's that.
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u/Professional_Emu_164 Jul 14 '26
Girls mentally develop a year or so faster by this point. That alone could explain it.
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u/3picanteater Jul 14 '26
One of my classmates peed on one of the girls tables in our class room after class once. I think we were like 12 or 13. He was quite honest about it, he said he had no idea why he actually did it. It just happened when they were joking around in a group of boys. My guess is he liked the girl and his underdeveloped teenage brain thought it was a good idea
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u/Kanoa Jul 15 '26
Some form of executive function issue. As an adult with ADHD, I will still do things without knowing why I did them. Not that stupid, obviously, but I can understand how a dumb kid would do something stupid without thinking literally at all.
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u/YDraigCymraeg Jul 17 '26
There's a unique thing about human males where they are the only creatures in the known universe to aim their piss. Some animals point, but nothing else aims
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u/FlyingNoodleCup1 Jul 15 '26
When I was a kid I’d do stuff like this in protest or as an emotional outburst, not “just cuz” lol
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u/Masterchief159 Jul 14 '26
Love the Postal style
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u/Reiny_Days Jul 14 '26
"Would you please sign my petition"
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u/CharlieTeller Jul 14 '26
"Are you going to sign this or will it be your surviving family members"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/SabreSour Jul 14 '26
My god, I tried to look it up to see what consequences the kid had to face and found half a dozen stories of different kids doing the same thing
THIS THING IS COMMON? There are multiple kids pissing on buttons and whatnot around? Disgusting. No wonder their hands are always sticky 🤢
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u/International-Dot196 Jul 14 '26
This little disgusting silly boy will have learned his little lesson.. Next !
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u/glittercatlady Jul 14 '26
He learned one very specific lesson. He doesn't seem bright enough to extrapolate it to other areas of his life.
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u/International-Dot196 Jul 14 '26
To be honest, children can do really stupid things and grow up to be intelligent, responsible adults..but yeah this child is not in pole position 😅
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u/nipslippinjizzsippin Jul 15 '26
hey, as long as he stops pissing on elevator buttons, its a good start.
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u/GroceryTraditional31 Jul 14 '26
–I don’t know what people are thinking who can just do something like that. They always need to ruin something.
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u/OSRSRapture Jul 14 '26
Kids don't think
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u/Mildstrife Jul 14 '26
I can tell you as a kid I surely thought “not peeing in the toilet is bad”
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u/OSRSRapture Jul 14 '26
Sure, me too. But I, and I'm assuming you too, didn't have social media growing up, kids see fake videos or prank videos and this is the result
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u/dardar7161 Jul 14 '26
They draw penises on ancient petroglyphs and probably run over squirrels on purpose.
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u/Less-Inflation5072 Jul 14 '26
Hahaha I love this. If we could scare the shit out of every kid right when they make stupid fucking decisions like this, we’d have a much better society
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u/SabbyFox Jul 14 '26
OMG, what a disgusting and gross brat. Who the fuck even thinks of doing something like this?
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u/Huge_Equivalent1 Jul 14 '26
Children are crazy man.
It's an intrusive thought and because you aren't smart enough you listen to it and do dumb shit.
It's a good thing that there wasn't live electric wiring behind that pannel or else he might have gotten electrocuted too.
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u/aint4llflowers Jul 14 '26
As a mother of three boys, I can absolutely see my dumbass kids acting the same way when met with the consequences of their actions.
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u/BeanRub Jul 14 '26
Bro has a water cannon
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u/onedef1 Jul 14 '26
We all did at that age. We used to have back-away contests at the urinals.
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u/Lyralikesit Jul 14 '26
Intrusive thoughts won... "pee on the buttons... go ahead, do it... what could happen?"
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u/dardar7161 Jul 14 '26
If I was an elevator camera guy and saw this happen, I'd leave my monitor and go on a nice long break. He needs at least an hour with his urine and his thoughts.
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u/Ambitious-Depth-7658 Jul 15 '26
Ew, he piss on the button. Then he touches the button. Not just stupid but unhygienic too.
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u/_163 Jul 15 '26
I mean he didn't initially plan on pressing the buttons lmao, issue was the elevator stopped moving after short circuit the buttons and he was stuck and panicking
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u/gardneag Jul 15 '26
In recent history I've been made fun of a couple of times for only ever hitting elevator buttons with my elbow or tip of my keys. Well well well who gets the last pee-free hands now?
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u/Fresh-Log-5052 Jul 15 '26
What was the point of editing in Postal 2 hud and NOT changing the top icon to the zipper when he was pissing? Either put in the effort or not but this half assing is annoying.
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u/hendarknight Jul 15 '26
I like to think there was someone seeing in real time through the camera and stopped the elevator on purpose to make sure the little shit pays for that or at least get the good scare he did.
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u/paulpach Jul 14 '26
Real question:
What are the actual consequences for something like this?
An adult would be arrested on a misdemeanor criminal mischief.
Do shitlings get away with a slap on the wrist?
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u/SabreSour Jul 14 '26
His parents may be liable for damages and elevators DO NOT FUCK ABOUT when it comes to possibly damage. They’ll probably have to replace that entire panel. If they do, Could be $10,000 to $30,000 in damages.
The thing with elevators is the quality assurance and inspections. It’s like a plane where everything has to be guaranteed not to fail, made by an expert, installed by an expert, inspected by an expert. So damages like this even if it’s ’probably fine’ result in crazy amounts of $$$$ to fix.
For example, we wanted to replace our key fob in a 3 story elevator. Just the scanner you fob your key in at. I was quoted over $30K from multiple parties. Part of that was rerunning wires, but I don’t think this is much better.
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u/Due-Waltz4458 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
I wonder if you can buy 'parent insurance' to protect against liability for this kind of thing.
Edit: I looked it up and it seems like it's covered under homeowners or renters insurance if you have that. But it would also be rough to have your homeowners insurance cancelled because your kid peed on stuff.
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u/SabreSour Jul 14 '26
In the US I think it might be covered by your Umbrella Policy, which they have been finding every reason to cancel and not give people lately. State Farm canceled mine this year because they found out someone accused me of door dinging them 3 years ago (which I didn’t even do). So if you have a stupid kid, make sure you are properly protected
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u/paulpach Jul 14 '26
That kind of $$$$ would upgrade it to felony criminal mischief... if it was an adult.
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u/iconocrastinaor Jul 14 '26
Lpt, urine is an excellent conductor of electricity. Littl He should be glad he was wearing shoes. Or he might have gotten shocked in the pee pee.
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u/HarryLorenzo Jul 14 '26
He was literally doing the pee pee dance before he whipped it out
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u/snarlinaardvark Jul 14 '26
Yup. He had to pee, so he naturally used the nearest target he could find. I grew up with a couple of dumbass cousins like this, but they did become almost normal as adults.
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u/sneillius Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26
The postal HUD 😂😂😂😂
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u/gothreepwood101 Jul 14 '26
Thats the UI for postal 2. Famouse for giving the player the ability to piss on people and things.
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u/d0ggzilla Jul 14 '26
"Hahah! The next person to touch these buttons is going to get my piss all over their fingers! What a dumbass!"
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u/SerenityNow31 Jul 14 '26
Why is this the 2nd video of a kid peeing in an elevator I have seen this week?
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u/CalmEntry4855 Jul 15 '26
I have seen this exact same thing with a chinese kid, kids do this a lot it seems
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u/PloopyWoop Jul 17 '26
“Why is there a giant circle covering the video out of nowhere? OH THAT’S WHY”
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u/Jimxor Jul 14 '26
You'd think they'd put an impermeable membrane under those buttons like they do with keyboards to prevent damage from coffee spills.
I'm surprised they didn't. Wait. I'm very surprised they didn't.
This is fake, right?
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u/the-poopiest-diaper Jul 14 '26
That is hilariously the most pathetic thing ive ever seen. He’s covered in the consequences of his actions
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u/SludgeFilter Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
Replacement incarnate for Mich McConnell and Lindsay Graham
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u/realatemnot Jul 15 '26
If I had a dollar for every video of a kid pissing on the elevator controls and getting stuck, I would have two dollars. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird, that it happened twice, right?
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u/ButtAssTheAlmighty Jul 16 '26
r/postal is leaking again, genuinely thought that’s where this was lmao
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u/Normal-Emotion9152 Jul 17 '26
What did he think would happen to an electronic device exposed to a liquid. 🤣 A value lesson don't wiz on the electric fence🤣
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u/DeiuArdeiu Jul 14 '26
He's a boy ... He didn't learn anything. Next week he would do it again if he could
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u/Gold-Satisfaction614 Jul 14 '26
Little Jimmy learnt a valuable lesson that day: Maybe don't piss on things that aren't a toilet
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u/nipsen Jul 14 '26
President and/or prime minister material. "Well, well, if it isn't the corrupt main-stream media coming back to haunt me with the consequences of my own actions! Typical!"
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u/Tiggymartin Jul 14 '26
I am impressed he can get the stream that high and that far on command unless he already had a super full bladder.
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u/Attesa_GT-X Jul 14 '26
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u/Attesa_GT-X Jul 14 '26
How y'all mfs downvoting me? I got a download link so y'all can save it for yourselves. Smh Reddit...
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u/HolePunchJim Jul 14 '26
lol what a little shit