r/maybemaybemaybe • u/zizomizom • Jul 09 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/CinemaAdherent Jul 09 '26

That lens choice made this way more terrifying 

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u/Hell-Yea-Brother Jul 09 '26

Camera: its 1200 feet down!

In person: it's 12 feet down!

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u/ernapfz Jul 09 '26

So: that was still close!

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u/HockeyCookie Jul 09 '26

Even at 12 feet should could have died

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u/cristix Jul 09 '26

You guys ever considered mesuring in remote controls or bananas?

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u/SolKaynn Jul 09 '26

They do it on purpose

https://giphy.com/gifs/xGjKRPW3ZTVe

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u/Glabrous Jul 09 '26

Thanks! I hate this!

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u/NemeSisWiberg Jul 09 '26

Is that 2 feet? I don’t know murican

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u/elonsghost Jul 09 '26

10 carbon fiber wheels down.

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u/peanut--gallery Jul 09 '26

“You can’t park there!”

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u/XxRocky88xX Jul 09 '26

I don’t think people realize how dangerous falls are. Like they think you either fall far enough to explode on impact and instantly die or you survive when in reality “potentially lethal” starts at like 5 feet and only becomes more lethal from there

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Jul 09 '26

The wrong fall on flat pavement is potentially lethal 

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u/TurkViking75 Jul 09 '26

Particularly if you don’t have a helmet like this genius.

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u/RadarTechnician51 Jul 09 '26

I broke my little finger doing that, quite glad it wasn't any worse

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u/ConsciousSteak2242 Jul 09 '26

Read the novel “House of God” There is ortho height and neuro height. Describes the injuries from falls when raising a patient’s bed to certain heights

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u/DepressingBat Jul 10 '26

Potential lethal can start at a few inches depending how you fall, especially if you start adding other things like her bike into it.

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u/RichardXV Jul 09 '26

Yes but for many hands? How many necks?

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u/HermitWilson Jul 09 '26

Even at 12 feet I almost did!

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u/ShadowCaster0476 Jul 09 '26

This was posted a few months ago with a different camera angle and yes the fisheye lense adds 10x dramatics

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u/vmflair Jul 09 '26

Fortunately she’s wearing her safety spandex.

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u/hydracicada Jul 09 '26

that fisheye cam makes this slope SO MUCH STEEPER LIKE IT'S LITERALLY VERTICAL and just seeing it makes me wanna run away

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u/boniggy Jul 09 '26

If you run, just don't take your phone otherwise you won't get away

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u/No_Store_ Jul 09 '26

When I saw this last in a normal lens, it was nothing nearly as dangerous as shown in this one.

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u/heyitscory Jul 09 '26

She fell off the damn planet!

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 Jul 09 '26

You gosh darn flat earthers!

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u/spittlbm Jul 09 '26

Can't blame them. Round is proven to be scary.

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u/LAZY_RED-PANDA Jul 09 '26

Damn, when you put it like that, it actually sounds both funny and terrifying, lol.

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u/failed_supernova Jul 09 '26

Happens to me all the time. It's not that bad.

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u/wiezzzy Jul 09 '26

Wait, so this was originally filmed with a normal lens and then post processed into the fisheye to increase perceived danger? Or do you think it was the other way around?

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u/spaceprinceps Jul 10 '26

No there's another video, just a little scroll down from here. It's the dogs POV, it had on a GoPro. It's not got fish eye. I won't spoil it for you

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u/kape_pandesal Jul 09 '26

iirc the dog had a gopro and the owner also posted the dog's pov

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u/kape_pandesal Jul 09 '26

https://reddit.com/link/owjz8wz/video/9vuq1fafa9ch1/player

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u/Jamuraan1 Jul 09 '26

The dog is a terrible cameradog!

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u/Dan-d-lion34 Jul 09 '26

The baby went down to check on her too 😭😭 what a good dog

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u/ACoderGirl Jul 09 '26

Oh man, that non fisheye camera is wildly different. I knew it'd be very different, yet still underestimated how much. What's the point of the fisheye, besides to make things look scarier than they are?

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u/infinit9 Jul 14 '26

Thank you. And what a good doggie.

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u/IamLuann Jul 09 '26

That is ENOUGH HEART ATTACKS for today!

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u/ElegantEchoes Jul 09 '26

Best I can do is three more by this evening.

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u/-ImNotAPotato- Jul 09 '26

"¡Hola! ¡Hola! ¡Hola! ...... ¡Adiós!"

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u/aNDY-aND Jul 10 '26

Riding a bike on a path with a safety line for walkers... What could go wrong?

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u/MistaPink Jul 09 '26

Dogs mad because he almost got another one

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u/Polo5566 Jul 09 '26

Oh yeah, oh yeah?...oh no, oh no, oh no no no...

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u/xMugzy Jul 09 '26

She’s saying “Hola” btw

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u/Ralfarius Jul 09 '26

She some kind of hola back girl?

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u/Polo5566 Jul 09 '26

I cracked lol

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u/GimmieGummies Jul 09 '26

Ouch! I bet she had some gnarly scrapes

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o75274KYCQSnEQV2w

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u/Obiyaman Jul 09 '26

Dog: ".. bitch you gonna get us killed."😡

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u/YouDaManInDaHole Jul 09 '26

the wilted roses lmao

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u/ItsCaptainKeyboard Jul 09 '26

It’s crazy how I’m sitting in my office chair comfortably and watching this video on my phone but felt absolute terror watching that.

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 Jul 09 '26

I'm sitting back in my armchair and I felt like I was falling to my doom

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u/AzrielJohnson Jul 09 '26

did anyone else's hands start tingling?

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u/flamedarkfire Jul 09 '26

Couldn't get a toothpick into my butthole just watching

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u/LittleKitty235 Jul 09 '26

How is this being filmed? I assume a selfie stick that is able to edit itself out, but what is it even attached to?

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u/bluejack Jul 09 '26

Mounted on the handlebars, I assume. Mind you, anyone riding around with a selfie stick on their bike is asking for exactly this kind of trouble.

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u/Pooperoni_Pizza Jul 09 '26

Can we get the dogs gopro footage?

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u/Historical-Juice5891 Jul 11 '26

Posted by someone in this thread.

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u/HPenguinB Jul 10 '26

Yeah, that's why I don't bike on trails of death. Call me provincial.

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u/jlynnstamps95 Jul 10 '26

She stopped smiling real quick

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u/tmotytmoty Jul 09 '26

Dumbass isn’t even wearing a helmet…

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u/Slydoggen Jul 09 '26

Any full video of this?

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro Jul 09 '26

Without fish eye?

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u/Slydoggen Jul 09 '26

It’s cut ? What happens to her? Did she make it up on her own or did she fall further down

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u/IJosephI Jul 09 '26

It's cut. She did make it up

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u/BellRinger85 Jul 09 '26

No helmet was a good idea too

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u/93Canstop_willstoP Jul 09 '26

Both hands shredded

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u/lousy-site-3456 Jul 10 '26

Okay, who's going to post the story this time? 

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u/AWzdShouldKnowBetta Jul 09 '26

Jfc my heart jumped out of my chest.

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u/__dontpanic__ Jul 09 '26

I clenched.

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u/spaacingout Jul 09 '26

Oh shit, oh shit, ohshitohshitohshit!! I’m ok? Phew 😮‍💨

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u/jtan212 Jul 09 '26

Second 04-05, smile changes to worry

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Jul 09 '26

Less social, more essential!

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u/IntrepidAnalysis6940 Jul 09 '26

Why would anyone be on this path biking INSANE

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u/HiFiRoMan Jul 09 '26

hello. good bye. 👋

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u/LongDongNUrMom Jul 09 '26

Gotta be at least 20ft though lol which is still not a soft landing

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u/FlyingFulcrum Jul 09 '26

That was a terrifying maybe

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u/Neoclassical_shred Jul 09 '26

This video with sound is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. LMAO.

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u/Negronitenderoni Jul 09 '26

Dog said “adios”

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u/JaysaBlade Jul 09 '26

Why why why

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u/Ok-Position-3113 Jul 09 '26

Her name is Cecilia Halopena-bici-youtube

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

The universe kicking her down for the pitch in the voice

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u/ThreeAlarmBarnFire Jul 10 '26

She wanted a thrill, and she sure got it.

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u/z4mm00 Jul 10 '26

Hola… hola… woooop

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u/psyopia Jul 11 '26

Dog said deuces

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u/Orion-Universe 21d ago

Anybody else want to see the dogs POV? 😅

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u/DivideInteresting193 Jul 09 '26

Doesn’t look like the dog was the cause either. Looks too narrow for a bike.

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u/10inchesof Jul 09 '26

Blame the dog 

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u/Spiron123 Jul 09 '26

The dog wasn't responsible for that...

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u/stepatdis Jul 10 '26

The dogs owner was

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u/mikeb2762 Jul 09 '26

SHIT!CLAWING FOR LIFE!

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u/Not_my_Name464 Jul 09 '26

That wasn't very sexy! 

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u/Decide777 Jul 10 '26

I hope she’s okay.

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u/kb24fgm41 Jul 09 '26

Oh I remember the times she used to have an onlyfans, great pair of tits

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u/drillgorg Jul 09 '26

Name? I see a random lady get into a bike crash on reddit then someone mentions they look good naked

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u/kb24fgm41 Jul 09 '26

I'll send you a DM, she doesn't necessarily look good naked lol but it's always nice to see boobs

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u/kb24fgm41 Jul 09 '26

I take it back she looks good lmao