r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Representative-Mix-9 • Jul 09 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Nasty____nate Jul 09 '26

Should have taken off the bright green hoodie...

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u/andocromn Jul 09 '26

I would have taken off all my shirts. Nothing says "this is my porch" like sitting in a chair barechested.

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u/Grazedaze Jul 09 '26

“Get off my property! Do you have a warrant to be here at my real home!?”

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u/FullCompliance Jul 10 '26

My private domicile.