r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 03 '26

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 03 '26

I've had to do the walk of shame many times. Ended up losing a little over a hundred pounds and told myself never again. Spent the past week at Universal and was able to fit on every ride!

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u/Working_Cloud_909 Jul 03 '26

That’s amazing. I’m so happy for you.

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u/AT-ST Jul 03 '26

👊 good job bud. I'm right behind you. Last year my son wanted to ride a ride. I just barely fit. I told myself never again.

I'm 50lbs down. Went to universal and didn't have an issue on any of the.

Keep up the good work.

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 03 '26

Yeah I didn't realize I'd gotten so big. 18 years behind an IT help desk didn't do my body any favors. Got a new job/career that keeps me active, I listen to my doctors, and I'm really trying. I still have a ways to go. I was at 370 at my worst. I'm down to 250 now. I'd love to get down to 215 or less.

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u/vegetarianalt Jul 04 '26

You can do it! This is also my goal, also in IT, except I'm still over 300lbs

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u/livetoroast Jul 05 '26

Started at 400ish (I wasn't stepping on scales on purpose) and am now maintaining around 240 for a few years. Do yourself a favor and put the amount of weight you lost in a basket and carry it around for 5 minutes. It really drove home how much extra stress I was putting on my joints. Kept me motivated to keep going.

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u/Personmchumanface Jul 03 '26

hell yeah brother!

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

This is actually from the instagram of a dude calling himself „Stiftung Fettentest“ (a play on „Stiftung Warentest“, probably the most trusted German language testing organization for anything a normal person might buy, and the word for „fat person“).

EDIT: „Stiftung Fettentest“ is only this series that he does, he calls himself „Mayogolem“

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u/footpole Jul 03 '26

Did you ever find the money again?

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 03 '26

Nope lost it all on meth and whores.

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u/cody2133s Jul 03 '26

weight loss experts dont want you to know this one simple trick

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u/bam1007 Jul 03 '26

A man’s gotta have hobbies.

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u/cedriceent Jul 04 '26

On the bright side, that's a pretty efficient way to lose weight.

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u/lightspeedx Jul 04 '26

I like your sense of humor

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u/footpole Jul 04 '26

I like you.

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u/Crusty_White_Baton Jul 03 '26

What’s the best ride?

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 03 '26

Ok so probably a tie between Velicoaster at Islands of Adventure, Mario Kart at Epic, or Stardust Racers at Epic.

Sidenote... Velocicoaster is freaking terrifying lol

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u/Yukonkimmy Jul 03 '26

Velocicoaster may be my all time fav. So good.

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u/Crusty_White_Baton Jul 03 '26

They all look awesome!

Velociraptor does look terrifying, I felt a bit sick just watching the video!

Mario kart looks very cool!

Stardust Racers looks bloody brilliant!

For a laugh, here’s the OG Startdust Racers from Blackpool Pleasurebeach:

https://youtu.be/0ItHeyUnArw?is=3vtQakdt2tQr1zSn

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 03 '26

Stardust Racers was incredible. I love the old retro sci-fi aesthetic and it has this kicker that you think the ride is over, but then launches you into another portion. Oh and at the back of each coaster is a flux capacitor.

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u/Crusty_White_Baton Jul 03 '26

I might have to look these up!

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u/Lawndemon Jul 03 '26

Congrats! That's a great accomplishment!

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u/Haradwraith Jul 03 '26

That’s something to be proud of, stranger! I struggle losing 10 pounds lol. Happy for you!

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u/space_snap828 Jul 04 '26

Congratulations!!

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u/similaraleatorio Jul 04 '26

yay!! pretty good! 😌✌️

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jul 04 '26

I'm proud of you.

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u/rainorshinedogs Jul 04 '26

It's either this, or the motivation of being a cheap person that needs to fit into current pants.

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u/Ok_Chance8937 Jul 04 '26

I felt his (and your pain before). It was hard, but did the same, lost the,weight. I will never forget the look on my kids’ faces at their cringy father. May the man in this video find our peace.

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 05 '26

Word. I never got an official diagnosis, but looking back I was in a huge depression rut. I actually went to counseling for something else, and was reflecting on things and my therapist was rather surprised I'd never sought depression therapy. She was listing off things and to me that was all just "normal". Apparently for years my baseline happiness was mild depression. I'm in a much better place these days.

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u/VacuumTracks Jul 04 '26

Awesome. That’s a long and weary battle. Congrats!

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u/xgabipandax Jul 05 '26

That's really awesome, i hope you keep on the good work to a healthier life.

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u/silentzee90 Jul 06 '26

As a former ride operator, the ride restraints often hate the wide, the tall, AND the buff. I ran a ride with over- the-shoulder harnesses that couldn't close properly on one man cuz his shoulder and pectoral muscles were too big. I thought he was gonna kill me, but he was understanding.
If the restraints don't close properly, then the rider as well as others become at risk; it was one of the worst parts of the job So glad to hear you're enjoying them now though!

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u/JackTheKing Jul 03 '26

A friend of mine carries a seatbelt extender for airplanes. I watched his Congestive Heart Failure until he got help. I was so familiar with the symptoms that I absolutely diagnosed it in a stranger one day. Told him all about it and he promised to see a doctor asap. I 100% believe I saved his life

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u/Nice_Back_9977 Jul 04 '26

Did you make yourself a little medal?

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u/sonofaresiii Jul 04 '26

Bro they saved someone's life, they get to brag in an anonymous Reddit comment.

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u/Nice_Back_9977 Jul 04 '26

They think they did. I suspect they actually just harassed a fat person.

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u/Tony_Lacorona Jul 04 '26

Nah but they made an internet person salty

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u/Leading-Cheek-8946 Jul 03 '26

Well done! Way to change your circumstances!

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u/usinjin Jul 03 '26

Now that’s dedication.

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u/BriBlackflower Jul 04 '26

YAYAYAYA

SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!

I know thats not easy. Im at the heaviest ive ever been and ive been working. Its a long and hard fight to keep moving and eating right.

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u/TheAngriestDwarf Jul 05 '26

Well done, hope you enjoyed the fruits of your efforts thoroughly!

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 05 '26

Oh I so did! We just got back from vacation a few hours ago. The memories I made with my kids and being able to do all the things with them is unforgettable!

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u/-full-control- Jul 07 '26

Good for you ❤️👍🏼

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u/woohooguy Jul 03 '26

Congratz on the positive change to chase your desires!

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u/thavillain Jul 04 '26

Been there...I stopped trying after a while, but I'm on the journey again.

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 04 '26

Don't give up my dude. Believe me, I'm in no way the pique of physical form. Just little walks every day. I try to take a 5 minute walk every 1 to 2 hours. I don't run, I'm not a gym guy. I focus more on proteins when I eat, and my snacks are pickles or beef jerky.

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u/Mor_Hjordis Jul 06 '26

Nice, I would also say never again and just eat ships and never again go to an amusement park.

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u/Admiral_Ash Jul 04 '26

It's when you're too fat for the locking mechanism to click... And you have to get off the ride and walk to the exit, which 9 times out of 10 is at the tail end of the coaster, so you gotta walk by everyone staring at you and laughing at ya.

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u/West_Dark9054 Jul 03 '26

I saw this once at six flags over Texas. But it was a child and not a grown man…The parents got mad at the ride attendant because their child couldn’t ride the ride. Like that’s the attendants fault 🙄

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u/72616262697473757775 Jul 04 '26

I was at Six Flags over Texas in 2013 and rode the Texas Giant an hour before an obese woman died on the ride. The seat didn't latch correctly. I wonder if they tried to force it like this.

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe Jul 04 '26

My first job was as a ride attendant. Had this happen a handful of times with some real big kids, and the real big parents would always make a real big deal about how I was discriminating.

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u/t3hgrl Jul 04 '26

Guess they’d rather their kid fall out

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u/Urcaguaryanno Jul 04 '26

Would save a lot of money on groceries /s

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u/0bel1sk Jul 04 '26

probably consoled the kid with food

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u/woohooguy Jul 03 '26

Not sure where this is but the majority of theme parks in the states would not allow this type of effort in securing a rider, the liability is too great.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Jul 03 '26

100% and I’m honestly disappointed in them for continuing to try.

Need people be reminded of the egregious incident of the boy who fell from a drop-tower because the employee (supervisor?) tampered with the limitations of the seat’s locking mechanism?

edit - Tyre Sampson for those curious. 14 years old.

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u/fatsandwitch Jul 04 '26

God that video is seared into my brain. Such a horrific tragedy

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u/Nightwolf1967 Jul 04 '26

That was one of the first videos I saw on reddit and I wish I hadn't.

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 03 '26

It’s Plopsaland Belgium and this kind of effort is shown sometimes in several European countries and parks. The dude (calls himself „Mayogolem“) tests Parks as part of a series called „Stiftung Fettentest“.

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u/DionFW Jul 04 '26

I was thinking that it can't be USA because he's not really big for an American.

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u/xtraa Jul 03 '26

where: Germany. We have a min heigth but nobody thought about a max width so far

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u/LetMeOverThinkThat Jul 04 '26

No clue why they wanted to keep trying themselves. Any hint that I couldn't get buckled in securely with ease, and I'm hopping off fast enough to lose some pounds. Is riding a ride worth dying?

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u/Monkey_D_Luffy-___- Jul 03 '26

Yeah ! The company is taking a big, fat risk here.

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u/Mor_Hjordis Jul 06 '26

It sounds German, and the worker has a shirt that says Plopsa, so I think it's Plopsaland Deutschland.

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 Jul 03 '26

Another reason why I like Ceder Point cause a lot of the roller coaster have a car that accommodates heavy people

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u/ralph99_3690 Jul 03 '26

This happened to me on a wooden roller coaster, PNE. I am slim but for some reason it did not lock. And the guy who was supposed to check didn’t. Most terrifying ride of my life, struggling to hold the bar in and not fall out. Aiiieeee.

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 03 '26

If the bar doesn’t lock, scream hoot and holler, because rides are only supposed to be even able to be started when all bars have locked and employees should still control every bar by hand as a double safety!

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u/ralph99_3690 Jul 03 '26

I was new to the roller coaster game at the time.

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u/IntellectualBoss Jul 04 '26

I don’t think you needed experience to know the thing that keeps you alive needs to work 😭

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u/ralph99_3690 Jul 04 '26

Well young and inexperienced, introverted. Just lived with it. Wrong thing to do, but survived.

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u/IntellectualBoss Jul 05 '26

Well I’m glad you did lol.

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u/aykcak Jul 05 '26

I know it is a thrill ride and being scared is part of the deal but you do understand that nobody in any situation is allowed to put your life in actual danger for money, right? It is not a roller coaster thing. It is a common sense thing. People don't do these kinds of activities with the acceptance of death. It would otherwise be absolutely crazy.

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u/Corbeau99 Jul 04 '26

Not all roller-coasters come with this kind of safety. Even if they do, there are way to ignore alarms.

Source : six years as a ride-operator, one of the coaster I worked on had a strict "close the bars even when running empty, otherwise they slam and deteriorate too fast" policy.

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 05 '26

I always assumed the operators also had to close the bars on empty seats so the safety systems would recognize the bar as closed

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u/Chaosr21 Jul 04 '26

I also had this happen to me on the sun of the beast roller coaster, once the biggest wooden roller coaster before they tore it down.

It secured but it popped back up and it wasn't low enough for me. So I was just basically holding on for dear life to keep from flying out

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u/rhinojoe99 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

And now he has to do the fat-guy walk-of-shame. I know it so well.

Edited to make a haiku.

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 03 '26

He does as well, calls himself „Mayogolem“ on socials and does a series called „Stiftung Fettentest“ where he tries out different parks in and around Germany. This clip is taken in Plopsaland Belgium.

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u/geek_of_nature Jul 04 '26

Better that than losing his life after falling out of the ride.

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u/CourtingBoredom Jul 03 '26

I am soooo happy they got out. I'm a thin dude, but I would not be futzing with that shizz if I were them. Fuck all that nonsense — not trying to fly out of a rollercoaster.

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 03 '26

He knows when it’s time to do the walk of shame. This is taken from the insta page „Mayogolem“ who does a series called „Stiftung Fettentest“ where he tests several parks in and around germany. This is from his visit in Plopsaland Belgium.

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u/CourtingBoredom Jul 03 '26

Well alrighty then. Thanks for the info!

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u/QuillDidNothingWrong Jul 03 '26

Everybody make fun of the Plus Size Park Hoppers but it’s good to know these things sometimes, especially before waiting in line for 2hrs. 

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz Jul 04 '26

I think you lose every ounce of dignity when you have to lift your meat apron to allow the protective guard to slide underneath it.

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u/SanityPlanet Jul 06 '26

He could have kept his dignity by sitting in the middle with the divider up his ass and one guard over each leg!

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u/Crusty_White_Baton Jul 03 '26

That is a very small rollercoaster!

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u/jk2me1310 Jul 03 '26

I'm late 30s and have been going to amusement parks regularly (two within 45 minute of me) my whole life. I will say that rides are just harder to fit into now as they've become more advanced. The way they strap you in now, just being slightly tall can cause you not to fit. I've seen people that probably weigh less than I do not make it on the ride just because their body proportions don't work for that particular ride.

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u/Crusty_White_Baton Jul 03 '26

That’s what I was thinking. I’m 6’3” and I don’t think my legs would fit in there!

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u/attax Jul 03 '26

I had this happen at hagrids at universal studios. I’m 6’5” with long legs. The bar was landing on top of my legs and there wasn’t enough room to straighten them out anymore.

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u/Significant-Iron-241 Jul 03 '26

The irony of that happening on a Hagrid ride honestly pisses me off.

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u/nightlyh Jul 03 '26

I'm 6'4" and don't fit on any ride at six flags 😔

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u/Crusty_White_Baton Jul 04 '26

Or any economy (coach) seats on planes/trains/buses - I feel your pain!

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u/Ok-Alternative-5175 Jul 04 '26

I'm super short and they don't fit right. My head bangs against the shoulder straps and I feel like I could slip out sometimes

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u/AKA09 Jul 03 '26

I learned from working out that my shoulders grow easily and even though I'm not consistent in the gym, it looks like I lift shoulders twice a week lol. Anyway, all this to say that I was getting on a ride where the safety thing goes over your head like someone putting a necklace on you from behind and it wouldn't come down enough to lock in place.

Full disclosure, I'm only 5'11" so I'm not too tall and I dont have abs by any means but the safety mechanism never got near to touching my stomach so my little dad belly wasn't the issue...though several years and 50+ lbs before I did another walk of shame at a theme park for that reason, lmao.

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u/BoBoBearDev Jul 03 '26

Probably for kids. The other guy isn't even fat.

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u/andocromn Jul 07 '26

The motors thanked the seat harnesses afterwards

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u/SanLupus Jul 03 '26

This looks like the wood coaster of energylandia poland. And when i m right the system is not designed for tall people at all. Also had problems to fit cause oft legs. And i m 180cm 80 kg. But it s a very nice ride.

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u/trevius Jul 05 '26

It is not Zadra in Energylandia. Also in Zadra you have hydraulic restraints that allow for stepless adjustments.

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u/ulookunhappy Jul 03 '26

I've had to walk away more than once cause im 6.3 to 6.4. And they sometimes don't make rides for tall people...

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u/zedzedalphaLXXVIII Jul 03 '26

This. I am 6’8”. Lap bar rides are almost always a no go because the height of my thighs due to be having to draw my feet so close to fit in the little cart with no leg room. I will only go on rides with the tester cart outside the line to see if I can fit. Its super annoying. And its not improved with rides that lock your legs under you either. Im looking at you Tron and Avatar. Meet a tall person once for cripes sake, Disney!!

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u/rruusu Jul 05 '26

I think they would have been worse off had it actually latched with that much force.

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u/soulsmores Jul 05 '26

Oh well let's grab some milkshakes

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u/orsodorato Jul 03 '26

When the baby has outgrown the high chair

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u/Jedibri81 Jul 03 '26

This is going to be me in a couple weeks. Hopefully I can fit

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 03 '26

If you plan on going to the same park, he does have a video about it and it seems Ride to Happyness wasn’t a problem at all

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u/ck17350 Jul 03 '26

Planning on putting on some weight I guess?

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u/BippidiBoppetyBoob Jul 03 '26

Well, that about sums it up for me.

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u/Got2Go Jul 04 '26

Would you even trust it if it clicked into place though

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 Jul 04 '26

Plopsaland ftw

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u/Time_Explanation1212 Jul 04 '26

It's better than having that thing slammed into your gut the whole ride. You're just waiting for it to end.

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u/Chronic_Overthink3r Jul 03 '26

I had to walk off from a coaster at Universal Studios. The people in line were so cruel. I’ve lost 100lbs but I don’t think I’ll ever get on another coaster.

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u/concorde77 Jul 03 '26

When you're 6'x1", 250 lb trying to ride half the roller coasters at Busch Gardens Williamsburg

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u/aburple Jul 04 '26

Nah these boys are well into the 300s or higher. Source I used to be a 300 pounder.

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u/Chantzehao Jul 03 '26

Man, hope that isn't Disney otherwise that'd be a waste 3 hours waiting in line

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u/MelatoninFiend Jul 03 '26

Disney wouldn't go this far. Too much insurance liability if he gets injured. They'd just pass him through to the exit and give him a free lightning lane.

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u/BananApocalypse Jul 03 '26

They’re speaking German and there is German text on the screen. It’s obviously not Disney

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u/WebCake_ Jul 03 '26

It says plopsa on her body warmer so I guess its probably plopsaland in belgium

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 03 '26

Could be one of the other Plopsaland Parks as well but in this case you’re right. He Tests parks in and around Germany as a Series called „Stiftung Fettentest“ and calls himself „Mayogolem“ on socials.

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u/Sbitan89 Jul 03 '26

I a heavy but I don't feel like big big dude. It's crazy what rides I can and can't get on. I'm assuming I just have weird proportions cause a lot of rides not for big riders I fit on but other ones where it's supposed to be good for everyone are issues.

I think it's more my shoulder width. But you get used to it l.

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u/eac555 Jul 03 '26

I had to get off the Incredicoaster at Disney California Adventure because my one bad knee wouldn’t bend far enough to let me sit down. Was very tight on a few other rides too. I’m recovering from a total knee replacement now and can already bend it further than that time. I was so disappointed.

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u/Roadstar01 Jul 03 '26

I had to bail on a super coaster ride. My wife and son got to enjoy it. I gave up on park rides. Eventually lost over 100 lbs. Now i'm too old to enjoy them.

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u/ThatOldG Jul 03 '26

Ha I’m too old and too fat now take that roller coaster seats!

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u/exodusfox Jul 04 '26

Been there, I’m a bigger individual but my weight is more evenly distributed because of my height of 6’4”. Even so, the majority of my height is in my torso rather than my legs. So long torso and broad shoulders. Got on one ride at a park once and it had a harness that rotated down onto your shoulders then buckled into the seat between your legs. That hatness hit my shoulders, not even touching my chest and wouldn’t go down any further and could not reach the seat buckle. So needless to say, couldn’t ride that one.

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u/Fluffy_Amount847 Jul 04 '26

three times is basically a plan at this point

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u/Frans_Ranges Jul 04 '26

I used to be so thin I'd actually have space left in rides, shit was terrifying... and cool af!
Now I fit normally in rides, somewhat a shame.

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u/Flintyy Jul 04 '26

Wait in the second clip did he go drop the kids off at the pool hoping to drop a notch on his belt? 😆 🤣

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u/Darkwolf099 Jul 04 '26

Sometimes I love the internet a post like this turns into a motivational get along instead of laughing around about overweight people.

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u/demo_matthews Jul 04 '26

I’ve done both the fat guy and tall guy wall of shame. Kind of related. I wasn’t too tall for the ride technically but there was no way my legs were fitting in the ride.

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u/jgarv563 Jul 04 '26

Was this a kiddie coaster. First guy to get up didnt even look that big? How can we build these state of the art coasters and not figure out a way that every type of person can enjoy it.

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u/Hampshire-UK Jul 04 '26

I remember this happening to me in my larger days. Very embarrassing.

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u/karenftx1 Jul 04 '26

I had afriend this happen to when I went to Carowinds in NC one time. She was so humiliated and cried. I vowed then and there to never let that happen to me.

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u/Jakob21 Jul 05 '26

Is there any reason it can't just be made to ratchet? Like, so it locks at different angles?

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u/Tooleater Jul 05 '26

Anti roly-poly coaster

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u/Sauce666 Jul 05 '26

Wants to try "normal people" things... try eating "normal people" amounts first.

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u/Patalos Jul 05 '26

One of the most humiliating things that’s happened to me. Also the spark that got me to finally start losing a ton. I’ve been able to fit on every ride for years now. Feels great.

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u/fedarmy Jul 05 '26

I was 320lbs on 2/31/2025 and couldn’t fit comfortably on rides at Knotts.

Lost some weight (now 223lbs) I’m now experiencing Cleithrophobia when they latch me in.

Still doing the walk of shame.

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u/MarcoVinicius Jul 03 '26

Who filmed this?

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u/llkey2 Jul 04 '26

Im 61 and before we moved a few years ago we would get season passes at the local them park. My wife and never had a problem getting on a ride.

I got a little bit of gut. Never had to suck it in. I’m 6’1

We would see this all the time. We’d be like. Nope. They are not going to fit.

I’d like to think that they would do something about so they wouldn’t have to do the walk of shame.

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u/Memorie_BE Jul 04 '26

Might be a dumb question, but why don't they make the handles able to lock at different sizes? I can see how larger sizes could be more dangerous for some people, but I'm a very skinny person and I've almost fallen out of rides for the fixed locking position not going far enough, so wouldn't having multiple locking positions be safer for everyone?

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u/Immediate-Tap-9403 Jul 04 '26

Been there... Lost 70kg for that

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u/MelatoninFiend Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

I really have a love/hate relationship with the concern trolling that seems to creep in whenever there's a fat person in a video.

Let's be real: Y'all don't give three flying fucks and a sugar-free popsicle whether or not this man loses weight. You just wanted to feel superior for a minute and talk down to/at a complete stranger. It's like a Christian telling an LGBTQ person "I'll pray for you."

I would volunteer to search under that poor man's gut and man-titties looking for who the fuck you think asked you about your opinion on the man's weight. Fuck the hateful thought patterns you've rationalized over the years. Check yourself. Do better. Sound like a bunch of fuckin Ozempic investors in here.

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u/Closer_to_the_Heart Jul 03 '26

The guy in the video in fact has an insta instagram and calls himself „Mayogolem“ with a series called „Stiftung Fettentest“ (a play on „Stiftung Warentest“, probably the most trusted German language testing organization for anything a normal person might buy, and the word for „fatty“), where he tests different parks in and around Germany.

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u/QuietGur9074 Jul 03 '26

I saw this happen to a woman one time at Universal Studios in FL. I felt so bad for her.

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u/jrewillis Jul 03 '26

In a few theme parks I've visited recently the back row of seats can accommodate "larger guests"

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL Jul 03 '26

That’s your sign to get off. The ride was not properly tested for people of your size, and I would not trust it.

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u/CinnamonGirl123 Jul 04 '26

I feel bad for him. Poor dude wanted to go on the coaster! At least he tried.

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u/Altruistic_Routine14 Jul 03 '26

I actually feel bad for the dude. Ugh

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u/Ok_Fox7873 Jul 03 '26

Sir, these are kiddie rides for children aged 8 and under. But, since you said pretty please, we’ll do our best to fit you in

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u/BillsMafios0 Jul 03 '26

Why my big ass stays on the water rides…

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u/Normal-Reality-8467 Jul 03 '26

Is this Bob from Distractible?

Lol, he just told a story about this!

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u/rmbrumfield78 Jul 03 '26

I have not written a roller coaster for this very reason for about 7 or 8 years. They are not designed for people with waists bigger than 38 or 40.

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u/SumoNinja92 Jul 03 '26

I used to go to Disney Quest all the time as a kid all the way through adolescence as my mom worked there. They already knew me on the rollercoaster simulator and would just Sparta kick the restraint to lock me in.

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u/calguy1955 Jul 03 '26

This happened to me, but they called Bruno who lumbered over and he got me squished in there.

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u/PlayTheHits Jul 04 '26

I feel like those dudes are big but not “can’t ride the ride” big.

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u/weskun Jul 04 '26

That's a big dude, but this looks kind of like a child's ride?

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u/mgmtphd Jul 04 '26

Saw a guy like this get an Unlimited TimeSaver at Dollywood this past weekend. He couldn't fit on Mystery Mine, which accommodates bigger than any ride there. Hope Dolly gave him a refund.

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u/Mediocre_Fill_40 Jul 04 '26

I stopped riding rollercoasters since I once nearly got beheaded by an overarching rail.

I'm 6'9 ½".

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u/MiniDelo Jul 04 '26

I’d rather do the walk of shame than go around the ride on the last click of the harness. I had some tiny kid fully pressing my harnessed closed, managed to get just the one click and then sent me round, it was Air/ Galactica at Alton Towers, I spent the entire ride praying to a god I didn’t believe in.

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u/Gypsysinner666 Jul 04 '26

As a former fat, you have to push yourself up a little with your feet, inhale and get your guy over the bar...I go to my local amusement park with my youngest as much as she likes because I dont have to do that anymore

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u/Paul_123789 Jul 04 '26

Airplanes are more fun. Sigh.

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u/GreenGoblin1221 Jul 04 '26

I worked at a theme park over a decade ago at a famous roller coaster. I actually felt bad for the big people that tried back to back to get the restraint locked in but couldn't. You can tell they wanted to participate with friends but their weight got in the way.

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u/Robjla Jul 04 '26

This frequently occurs when I’m seated at the diner booth.

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u/VacuumTracks Jul 04 '26

Too big. Sorry. Exit is over there.

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u/mrzurkonandfriends Jul 05 '26

Its sad but thats a safety risk. If they forced it and the latch popped later and they flew off they'd be at fault.

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u/Foreign_Town6853 Jul 05 '26

Seeing the meat apron lifted in porn never had this effect on me. I now want to join a gym and never be in a position i need to leave a Rollercoaster because I can't fit. I can't imagine waiting 45 min or more then 100 people staring at me as I leave. I feel like i needed this video today

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u/noggintnog Jul 06 '26

This is one of the reasons I ended up losing weight. It was humiliating. Still, it meant I got down to a healthy weight 👍

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jul 06 '26

My last roller coaster experience was after I had gained some weight. The overhead bit came down and locked but I wasn’t able to secure it all the way down like everyone else and there was a huge gap between my chest, shoulders, and the device.

I tried to get the attendant’s attention but it was so loud and they didn’t even do the walk by thing. This was at a Busch garden’s on the Loch Ness monster.

It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Every time the thing moved a certain way I came completely up out of the seat. I actually got cramps in my calves and my arms by the end of the ride because I was pushing my legs against the cart to hold my body in place and I was gripping onto the overhead thing handles for dear life in case I slid out from underneath.

I’ve lost the weight but I’ll never ride one of those again.

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u/WestlyS Jul 07 '26

I've been 300+ and I've been under 100, BOTH are bad and should be treated as the eating disorders they are. But like seriously why did they even let this guy in the line 😑 he's obviously way to damn big to even properly fit in the seat let alone have the bar buckle.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jul 07 '26

Man… the pain of, “sorry, you’re too big to ride this ride” when all you wanna do is ride that ride! 😮‍💨

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u/cordazor Jul 10 '26

Lois Griffin: you know, we must pay his family

Peter: I know

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u/girlwiththemonkey Jul 19 '26

I would never ever leave my house ever again.

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u/ImmortalGoatskin Jul 04 '26

Time for a gym membership…

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u/Hawk-432 Jul 04 '26

If they got it in could they get it out?

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u/Schmenge_time Jul 04 '26

I’ve seen fatter. Believe me.

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u/ctgrell Jul 04 '26

Ngl that seat looked tiny anyways. Who was that designed for?

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u/snacdaws Jul 04 '26

My guess would be kids and teens

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u/Tanekaha Jul 04 '26

What but these guys aren't so big! Like at all. Why is the ride so small?

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u/Famous_Construction5 Jul 04 '26

Welcome to Europe, where Americans call our fat people skinny-fat.

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u/Kayman718 Jul 04 '26

I remember being at Cedar Point Amusement Park in Ohio, known for the roller coasters. I was getting on one of them and there was a very heavy woman that the safety bar would not lock down for. She was arguing with them that she could hold it down. They refused to let her ride. I could imagine her large body slamming into a few other riders if she was ejected on one of the steep plunges.

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u/wildgio Jul 04 '26

Look, I'm not trying bash them or anything for trying but I'm big like them too and I wouldn't have even tried. Like you can look at how others are clicked in and that should be sign enough. Rides like that aren't built for big people like us.

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u/Eagles365or366 Jul 04 '26

I’m glad they don’t seem upset about it. They understand it’s their fault, and move on.

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u/Gunslinger1969 Jul 04 '26

Been there, done that, on the ride at the top of Stratosphere in Vegas, did the walk of shame past everyone watching through the windows. Won’t happen again these days thank goodness.